Candidate------m P. Sir
Officer--------what Does That Mean? Candidate------manmohan Pal Sir
Officer--------what Is Your Qualification? Sir
Officer-------(angrily) What Is It? Candidate------matric Pass
Officer--------why Do You Need A Job? Sir
Officer--------and What Does That Mean? Candidate------money Problem Sir
Officer--------this Discussion Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate------m P. Sir
Offi
cer--------what Is It Now
Candidate------my Performance.?
2=1. school ------- yaadein
2.pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi
4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna
5.course -------- godzilla
6.exams -------- kalyug
7.examination hall---- chamber of secret
8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak
9. question paper --------- paheli
10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz
11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke
12. paper out ---------- plan
13.examiner ------------- the killer
14.last exam ----------- independence day
15.paper correction --------- andha kanoon
16.marks ----------- assambhav
17.result ----------- murder
18.pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar
19. fail ----------- devdas
20.supplementary ------- aakhri raasta
21.vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi
3=ye tum logo ne suna hi hoga,chalo fir bhi
Teacher: is it posible that a person name & surname both r same? Sardar: ya, if Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she becomes Lara Lara!
4Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
