I am the CEO & Founder of Ate-Bit Gaming, formally known as "8-bit 2 4K". I've been gaming since the Stone Age (Atari). I never perspire. I play all the best games! My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I got moves like Jagger. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in Mortal Kombat. I shower daily. I'm mostly human. Critics world wide swoon over my original line of 8-bit corduroy evening wear.I pwn n00bs for lunch. Sushi is my favorite food group. Moms love me ,children want to be me. I know the exact location of every item at the supermarket. I always pick the fullest and most symmetrical Christmas trees. I eat soup. Im a go getta. I sleep once a day sometimes. I love yo mamma's flap-jacks! Here is a community of seasoned gamers from all walks of life sharing the comedy and fun we all have with video games!...
