Alan H AKA TV’s Alan Heitz. I’m the guy on that TV show you saw. I do sketches about music, films and my good friend, Tommy.
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Week two in the books and well, this is embarrassing.
09/29/2026

Week two in the books and well, this is embarrassing.

09/16/2026

SILENCE OF THE LAMBS DELETED SCENE

09/16/2026

Star Wars Lightsaber duel

Well. Week one is in the books and this happened.
09/15/2026

Well. Week one is in the books and this happened.

09/15/2026

First Blood Deleted Scene

09/14/2026

Instead of asking AI what you’d look like in the 80s, ask it what you’d look like if you weren’t a piece of s**t.

I'm putting together my bucket list. Got some great deals on buckets here:
09/14/2026

I'm putting together my bucket list. Got some great deals on buckets here:

Buckets: Retail and Wholesale Galvanized Buckets, Wash Tubs, Metal Buckets, Plastic Buckets and more. Discount prices, large selection and quick shipping.

09/03/2026

Last night, I dreamt that I took two hits of "e" and then visited my friend at his work. I woke up and it's now a hit sitcom on Peacock.

09/02/2026

Hands up. Who doesn’t have a podcast?

09/02/2026

"You say, 'Do**he' like it's a bad thing." - Some do**he. **hebagsoftheapocalypse

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