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The Mammalian Daily is satire in newspaper form. The Mammalian Daily is a satirical newspaper. It is not a newspaper about animals and their lives.

The animals in the newspaper (and their concerns) represent the issues of our time. Think of reading it as holding up a mirror to our lives … maybe a distorted mirror, like the ones in the fun house.

17/09/2025

OTD in 2015—Beats of Burden lineup announced

“We looked for a real mix this year, something for young and old, timid and bold,” says lead singer Alfredo Ox.
https://www.mammaliandaily.com/breaking-news/otd-in-2015-beats-of-burden-lineup-announced

16/09/2025

OTD in 2013—Rapper Will.o.be. to Park’s estivators: “Welcome back!”

When famous Park rapper Will.o.be. opened the first annual Beats of Burden Music Festival with a tribute to The Park’s estivating population.
https://www.mammaliandaily.com/breaking-news/otd-in-2013-rapper-will-o-be-to-parks-estivators-welcome-back

15/09/2025

OTD in 2013—Bitter Litter Pictures offers a preview of PIFF 2013

Murder at the Fishbowl

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13/09/2025

OTD in 2016—PMoCA unveils Slow Art Movement painting in honour of Park’s estivators

Estivation has traditionally not received as much attention as its Winter counterpart, hibernation.

All that is set to change in the coming years and the Park Museum of Contemporary Art (PMoCA) is leading the way.

https://www.mammaliandaily.com/breaking-news/otd-in-2016-pmoca-unveils-slow-art-movement-painting-in-honour-of-parks-estivators

12/09/2025

OTD in 2016—The Beats gets bigger: lineup for music festival’s fourth year announced today

“Bigger” and “better” were the words uttered as Beasts of Burden lead singer Alfredo Ox announced the lineup for the fourth annual Beats of Burden Music Festival.

https://www.mammaliandaily.com/breaking-news/otd-in-2016-the-beats-gets-bigger-lineup-for-music-festivals-fourth-year-announced-today

11/09/2025

OTD in 2015—Zorro sentence: One month in jail, five years of repayment to community

“You are not sufficiently young to be ignorant of the consequences of what you were doing,” the justice told Zorro.
https://www.mammaliandaily.com/breaking-news/oted-in-2015-zorro-sentence-one-month-in-jail-five-years-of-repayment-to-community

10/09/2025

OTD in 2016—WINK: Most controversial opening film ever for PIFF 2016

The film, produced by Kevin Kodkod, follows a group of striped and spotted Animals for a period of three years—before, during, and after they have their stripes and spots removed.
https://www.mammaliandaily.com/breaking-news/otd-in-2016-wink-most-controversial-opening-film-ever-for-piff-2016

09/09/2025

OTD in 2014—Data Tree hacking: Police issue update

Chief Inspector Maurice Addax of the Park Police’s Specist and Hate Crimes Unit issued this update on the hacking one of The Park’s largest Data Trees: "Humans were the perpetrators of the crime."
https://www.mammaliandaily.com/breaking-news/otd-in-2014-data-tree-hacking-police-issue-update

08/09/2025

OTD in 2016—Avian Messenger’s Tinamou takes leave of absence for “personal reasons”

A month after Alvin Tinamou’s empty nest was discovered outside The Park, The Avian Messenger confirmed that he had decided to take an “extended leave of absence” from his rôle as publisher of The Park’s most trusted Avian newspaper.
https://www.mammaliandaily.com/breaking-news/otd-in-2016-avian-messengers-tinamou-takes-leave-of-absence-for-personal-reasons

07/09/2025

OTD in 2012—Specist signs appear on Park fences

https://www.mammaliandaily.com/breaking-news/otd-in-2012-specist-signs-appear-on-park-fences

06/09/2025

OTD in 2016—Third time’s a charm as Open Mic at The Draft becomes “Beats in the Bar”

For the first two years, it was the beats before the Beats but after the third year, the open mic evening at The Draft was officially named, “Beats in the Bar.”
https://www.mammaliandaily.com/breaking-news/otd-in-2016-third-times-a-charm-as-open-mic-at-the-draft-becomes-beats-in-the-bar

05/09/2025

OTD in 2015—UWT Art Gallery, Park Museum vie for art of endangered species

“As an educational institution, we feel we are the appropriate place for this art,” said a UWT rep. The Park Museum said it wanted to house art that represented life in The Park.
https://www.mammaliandaily.com/breaking-news/otd-in-2015-uwt-art-gallery-park-museum-vie-for-art-of-endangered-species

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