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Merica's Finest Automotive News Source! Thinking about suing us? We would really prefer if you didn’t. Stories on The Lemon are intended to be satire.

Whether you love or hate the Bill of Rights, the First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. Only invented names are used in all stories on The Lemon, except in cases where public figures, companies, or products are being satirized. Any use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Readers under 18 years of age should not read stories on The Lemon.

29/05/2024

Red Traffic Light District: Used Car Dealership Rebrands as Auto Brothel! 😄

A used car dealership in New York City's southwesternmost corner is attempting to attract new clientele by rebranding itself as "a brothel for cars."

08/05/2024

Ford Rebrands F-Series With Names Instead of Numerals; "Girth King" Tops Lineup! 😄

Ford has acknowledged the confusion in their F-Series and intends to give each model a distinct name, making it impossible to mistake one truck for another.

06/05/2024

Chevy's Smallest SUV to Get 'Beefy' New Horn Option! 😄

This package, known as the "Beef Package," will upgrade the Trax's horn with one of three new sounds.

04/05/2024

The Best Vehicles for Committing Different Crimes! 😎

We'd like to break down our comprehensive list of automobiles we'd recommend for committing different kinds of crimes!

02/05/2024

Ford, McDonald’s Unite: Lease Any Super Duty, Get Free McNuggets Ford, McDonald’s Unite! 😄

An announcement from the McDonald’s Corporation has left consumers both impressed and confused.

28/02/2024

Chevy, Cadillac to Produce Four-Door “Chadillac” for Entitled Young Men! 😊

The 2025 Chadillac will be targeted to twenty-something boys who act half their age, v**e, and don’t have Facebook. "It is for the Chads, and it is lit."

26/02/2024

Best Cars to ‘Go Green’ With in 2024! 😎

Here are the best models to ‘go green’ with in 2024… wait what kind of green are we talking about?

08/11/2023

VW’s All-Electric Future Is Looking Different Now That It Has...🤫

It’s no surprise that Volkswagen has announced yet another electric vehicle, considering they’ve been manufacturing battery-powered vehicles since 2020.

11/10/2023

Ford to Partner With Malibu Rum for the F-151! 🤯

The Ford Motor Company announces a new truck model based largely on their best-selling light-duty F-150 amid a controversial partnership with the liqueur brand.

10/10/2023

BREAKING: Trico to Release New Windshield Wiper That Elongates "That Smear"! 🤯

Trico announced their intent to bring to market a new windshield wiper blade that is, honestly, something we never thought we wanted.

04/10/2023

Chevy Announces Return of Bolt EV and Future Plans! 😎

Why did Chevy announce the end of this line and then its return, rather than simply reveal an all-new generation?

11/09/2023

Three Secrets of the All-New 2024 Chevy Traverse! 😎

Let’s have a look at some details about the all-new 2024 Traverse that Chevy wants to keep from you.

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