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18/10/2023

And they won't be able to believe it!

18/10/2023

Biden “Intensely Relaxed” About Contest Between Elderly Man And Elderly Madman

Aka, a certain embattled real estate developer...

05/10/2023

Man’s Promise To Keep Colleagues Posted On Gastritis, Not An Empty Threat

It's a kind of magic.

05/10/2023

Trump Answers The One Question Nobody Ever Asked

“I would rather be electrocuted than killed by a shark,” Donald Trump announced at a rally on Sunday, in a rare bout of candour and clarity.

28/09/2023

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27/09/2023

Angry Republicans Demand Biden Act His Age

Republicans have called on Joe Biden to 'act his age', after a trip to Asia which would have taxed the energies of a man half his age.

27/09/2023

Taxi Driver Now Primarily Focused On His Legacy

Melancholy taxi driver Alfonse Madigan today told an Italian tourist that lately, his mind had begun to dwell on what his legacy would be.

27/09/2023

MTG Calls On McCarthy To Skip Inquiry And Go Straight To Impeachment Vote

Because the evidence may never turn up?

27/09/2023

Man Who Complained Throughout Heatwave Complained Even More About End Of Heatwave

A chip on both shoulders?

27/09/2023

Explained: How Donald Trump Plans To Make Sure WWII Never Starts

Peace in our time!

27/09/2023

President Warns We’ll Soon Be Drinking Our Own Urine

Bog surfing?

27/09/2023

Man Muttering ‘Media Will Pay A Big Price’, Fails Background Check For Handgun Sale

If only!