25/07/2024
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1. It's raining and you are telling
somebody's daughter to enter your house,
Are you Noah:/?🙃😅😅
2. My friend has been forcing me to marry
,so that he can take advantage of my wife
while am away ,Since I hate arguing I
married his sister
I serve the living God😎🤣🤣
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3. And someone is asking me what I do
for a living, you think living in Kenya is a
small job? I live in Kenya for a living.😹🙃
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4. In Kenya, The more dangerous the area
is, the cheaper the Beer😅😅🙆🏾♂️
5. Nobody knows how to listen and
interpretes footsteps like Africans having
unfaithful s*x while in the room
LADY: Somebody is coming ??
MAN: No they are going
Bunch of fornicators🙆🏾♂️😆😁😁
6. Dear single ladies, When he gives you an
engagement ring, kindly buy him a wrist
watch, Make him to know too that time is money 💰.🙃🙃😹
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7. I also had to laugh in an interview with a
security guard.
Interviewer: Do you know English and how
to speak fluently.
Job seeker: Will the thieves come from
England?. If there is no job just tell me😮💨🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️
8. As a Kenyan, you should know that its
not all marriages begin with ,"Will you
marry me?"
Some begin with,"Kevo I'm pregnant "😋😹😹
9. No woman wants a man who is
everywhere,commenting on every
woman's picture wow wow wow are you an
ambulance. Guys.. Get sense🙃😹😹
10. Bro even if you hold her waist from
Homa_bay to Mombasa, doesn't mean that
she belongs to you, because even Satan is
from Genesis to Revelation but doesn't
belong to the kingdom of God🙌😇.
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