Mhiz mohammed

11/11/2023

10/11/2023

1. I stop watching Nigeria🤣🤣🤣🤣 movie when a blind woman said welcome my son, am happy to see you......🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

aaaah mama Grace!!! happy to see you😅😅😅😅😅

2 if a lady said am with my friend means she's with a girl😃😃😃

Büt if she said am with a friend means she's with a guy😁😁😁

comrade dey no go teach you for school😃😃

3. Ever Since they sing are you in the lord's army for Sunday school and I shout yes sir😁😃😃

na ever since I don dey fight see spiritual battle 😭😭😭

4. All this rich man children go collect wotowoto which one be secondary school gathering for Dubai 😁😁😁

na Dubai our school be dey and na Emeka talk am😀😀

5 nothing pain pass buying new excercise book and getting zero on the first page😅😅😅

Bênita open your book🤣🤣🤣

6. If no be wickedness wetin go make opportunity come but ones🤣🤣

Think am😁😁

7. Some people dey eat two slice of bread belle full 🤣🤣🤣

one dey eat two slice of bread dey check wether dey good😂😂😂

8 Go school you say school na scam ....

Ña police don catch you with igbo to write statement📝📝 you dey copy from person with murder case😆😆😂

Emeka Why....😭😭😭

9 i get sure update for ona the way things dey be 🤣🤣🤣

Līke this Gød fit just vex blow trümpet 🎺😭😭

for those of òna wey wan enter heaven 😆😆make ona just bring 50k I get angel wey go run sharp sharp !!! God no go even check ona book...😆😆

Angel Emeka where you dey...😂😂

10.i was shock when I saw mama Grace using lamp to read text message in her phone🤣🤣🤣🤣

11.i can't hide it anymore na me dey put water inside coconut😁😁😁

12.someone should buy me iphone now ,

unless I'll drink fanta and die😂😂😂

The problem i have with people😄😄😄 is that they would read your jokes smile & laugh and still refused to react😭😭😭

Cutie 🤩😍🥰 if have made you smile😄😀😃😆 and laugh😅😂🤣😁 I pray God touches your golden heart💜💜💙 to follow me so that we can be smiling together 😄😄😄😄 daily

please cutie 🤩😍🥰
Gõdy Blêss

10/11/2023

This evening, after going through the list my babe wrote and the amount she fixed on each item, I decided go to the market myself

"This overpricing of things must stop," I said to myself, "Ordinary f0wl egg #80 naira? Since when? Na dragon lay the egg?"

"I have finished dressing up. I want to start going to the market now," Peace said to me, "Give me the money"

Ojay: Don't worry, I will go to the market myself

Peace: (surprised) I don't understand

Ojay: One of my good friend lives near the market, so I want to use that opportunity and see him

Peace: Buh seeing your friend won't still stop me from going to the market. You can go and be seeing your friend while I buy things

Ojay: I want to buy things myself today. I want to help me today. Can't you see that the sun is three much and I don't like you going out under the sun

Peace: It's OK...

"No apriko money for you today," I m0çked Peace, silently, as she left

I wore my shirt and left for the market

First, I went to the egg seller and she said it's #100 naira

Ojay: But it's #80 naira my babe wrote on the list

Egg seller: Maybe she wanted to put her own #20 naira. She must be an understanding galfriend

Not satisfied, I went to three more egg shops and the price was the same. So, I bought it

Next, I went to granulated sugar shop and they said a cup of sugar was #400 naira

Ojay: But my babe wrote #350 naira on the list

Sugar seller: It just added money this morning. Maybe tomorrow now, it will add another #100 naira. Things are just adding money everyday.

Again, not satisfied, I went to two more shops and the price was the same. So I bought it too..

I went to the shop of the lady selling garri. She be fine gal, sha

Ojay: (I decided to be a little playful) Fine gal, I want to buy a painter of garri

Garri seller: #1500, sir

Ojay: Common garri kwa?

Garri seller: Sir, nothing's common in Nigeria again oo..

Ojay: Not garri we know. Garri will always be common..

Garri seller: Oya bring #1400. Ma