The Aunt Beru Experience

04/01/2026

Serious question - should I restart the podcast? Let me know in the comments. Thank you for your attention to this matter

- scissorhands

08/03/2022

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Am I still salty about the post-modern train wreck that is Star Wars: Episode 8?

05/02/2022

NEW YORK, NY - Whoopi Goldberg is in hot water once again after claiming that Emperor Palpatine's controversial 'Order 66', which instructed his Clone troopers to murder all the Jedi in the galaxy, 'wasn't about the Jedi.'Goldberg made the comments on a recent episode of The View and was quickly sus...

15/10/2021

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YAVIN BASE, OUTER RIM - Rebel scum across the galaxy are up in arms after Twitter suspended the account of astromech droid R2-D2 for apparently sharing stolen Imperial plans vital to the survival of the Rebellion. According to sources close to the droid, he has been unable to post anything to Twitte...

01/10/2021

Social justice warriors and post modernists to the rescue! 💩🥇💩🥇💩🥇

"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"

04/08/2021

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30/07/2021

The Falcon used to belong to Cornpop 🚀🇺🇸🚀

MACUNGIE, PA - In a rally at the Mack Truck facility in Lehigh Valley this week, President Biden boasted that he made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs back in the days when he was a hard-working interstellar freight driver.'Yeah, these Mack Trucks are impressive, real impressive,' said Biden,....

18/07/2021

Critical Race Theory does not belong in childrens toys or anywhere else. We are all precious in the eyes of the Lord ✝️

I have decided to speak out against CRT being pushed at Hasbro. CRT, or Critical Race Theory in its simplest definition is "the academic justification for why discrimination based on race is actually a good idea".  If the youngest generation of Americans are taught that...

29/06/2021

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BURBANK, CA - Ever since Disney's purchase of Lucasfilm, they have been wrestling with how to handle some of the more problematic aspects of Star Wars universe. High on the list has been the name of bounty hunter Boba Fett's ship, 'Slave I', due to its triggering association with slaves, and the Rom...

18/06/2021

Any TABE fans in CT! Come thru!!

11/06/2021

Internet, we need to talk. It's come to my attention that there are many human females out there who won't date me, not because of anything I've done wrong, but because of their deep-seated biases against Star Wars geeks.This is called geekphobia, and it's a real problem.Look, let's talk frankly her...

31/05/2021

Do you display your classic Star Wars figures? Check these out!

- Scissorhands

Hey guys, this was a crazy week, and I have to thank YOU for some of it!!

Sales have been amazing for the Limited Edition Hallway Walls that are running through Monday--so much so that the Retro Death Star set will probably sell out pretty soon. The Retro Millennium Falcon pieces keep chugging along, but there are still quite a few of them.

The $10 "Scene Builder" set won't sell out--the edition will be printed to match the amount that sell before the clock strikes midnight EDT Monday night. It is moving along steadily, and you still have plenty of time to order some if you want them.

The orders took off so quick on Tuesday I had the print shop rush out an early batch of them so I could start on orders...and quite a few are on their way NOW--I had to stop while I wait for more mailers to arrive to finish up what I have on hand.

On top of all that, my youngest son broke his arm Tuesday in the middle of my setting up the sales...so not everything I had planned to debut got listed as I wound up spending the rest of the day in the ER. He has a cast now and has definitely been milking the sympathy. And since sales have been running at maximum capacity anyway, I will chalk it up as the Will of the Force. I will likely hold the other two sets back for the 5th anniversary celebration of Cardboard Galaxy coming at the end of June.

Thanks for keeping me hopping everybody...I am so humbled to be able to keep doing this.