The had truth of love

14/06/2025

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04/10/2024

HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s Read love grammar below:-

Community high school, P.O. BOX 203, IBADAN. 15th September, 1991.

Dear Sweet,
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper.

I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there.

I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the rea*on why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you,

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.

My medulla oblongata cease functioning immediately I foresee your beauty.

That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete.

No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair.

As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization.

But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your p**s is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

I MISSED THOSE DAYS!!!!!!!

05/08/2024

My wife is a CEO, she always hates me for being lazy and wants to divorce me. But she doesn't know that her success is bestowed by me.

"Dustin, here is the divorce agreement prepared by Ms. Nicholson, please sign it."
In the president's office of the Quine Group, Lyra Blaine, the secretary, placed a piece of paper on the table. A man sat opposite her, dressed in plain clothing.
"Divorce? What do you mean?"
"Your marriage with Ms. Nicholson is over. You're not even on the same level anymore. Your existence is nothing but a smear on our CEO's reputation!"
"A smear on her reputation?" Dustin frowned. "Is that what she thinks of me?"
Dahlia Nicholson and Dustin Rhys had been married for three years. After Dahlia's meteoric rise to success, she was about to abandon Dustin as a burden and filed for divorce. Unbeknownst to her, everything she had ever achieved was actually bestowed by him.
Back when they first got married, he was the one who helped them when they were at their rock bottom. Now that they became rich, Dahlia Nicholson was ready to kick him out.
With the sound of the door opening, a pair of enchanting high heels came into his view.
"You're finally here."
Dustin felt complicated when he saw the beautiful woman. They had been married for three years, during which they treated each other with care and respect. But this was how it ended. He still didn't know what he had done wrong.
"I'm sorry for being late, I was caught up with something else."
Dahlia Nicholson sat down. Her expression was as impassive as ever.
"You certainly are busy, if you need your secretary to help you deal with your divorce," Dustin said.
Hearing this, Dahlia frowned slightly. However, she did not explain herself. Instead, she said, "Since you're here, let's end it on a pleasant note. You can have the car, the house, and 8 million dollars as alimony. How does that sound?"
At that, she placed a card on the table.
"Do you really think our relationship can be measured by money?" Dustin asked

17/07/2024

16/06/2024

SOME MISTAKES LADIES MAKE

1. Stop Giving Your Number Out To Every Dick & Harry! It makes you look cheap!

No man would want to propose marriage to a lady whose phone is always talking and laughing with unserious calls. You may not be a playgirl, but he would judge you as one, and will likely flee at the slightest chance!

2. Excessive makeup turns most decent and serious-minded men off- if you have observed, you will discover that most men dislike excessive makeup!

A slight makeup is okay; try always to look simple and natural, it will attract better, decent and serious-minded men,­­­­ except you are still living in your high school life and not thinking towards marriage.

3. Don't Give Everything Out During Dating- As a single lady who has not been taken to the altar, you need to reserve some things for your husband to be, especially your body, respect it and preserve it at all cost.

In the past, men rushed to marry to get certain things or privileges they had been constantly denied while being single. Such privileges include: s*x and companionship, good food and tidied home, etc.

But today, a single man gets even the best and of course more of constant s*x, good food and excellent home- keeping more than his married counterparts, so tell me how the hell you want him to desire to marry you when you have given him virtually everything he desires from a wife while being his girlfriend? so why would he not want you to remain his girlfriend for life?

4. You Package Yourself Wrongly- in your attempt to look s*xy, adorable and maybe appealing to guys, you have derailed from appealing to appalling.

In fact you look more whorish than modest; more distractive than attractive, and more disgusting than adorable. Your dressing style determines who gets attracted to you most times. If you dress high school, only high school-thinking­­­­­ guys will be attracted to you, and if you dress seductive and provocative, only randy men will come to you for urgent satisfaction.

01/06/2024

As a man, do not allow anybody to tell you that it is their culture for you to pay millions as bride price. Agree to pay, but only if you are marrying a virgin. You cannot be paying through your nose for what another man ate for free or for urgent 5k. That is not marriage. That is cheating!

Please fact-check me. In pure African tradition, a husband did not pay a bride price to the girl's family for the bride. He actually paid the bride price for the virginity of the bride. That is why in pre-colonial African culture, such as Yoruba tradition, the groom sleeps with the bride on a piece of white cloth on their wedding day, and the next day, the stained white cloth is presented to the bride's family as proof of the bride's virtue. Any day the husband misbehaves, the bride's family present the a*o asa Ibale to him, to remind him that he met their daughter at home.

That asa Ibale culture was so important, that if the a*o funfun is not stained, the marriage is not consummated, and the so-called bride is disgraced and sent back to her parents.

Even Scripturally, the bride price was only paid for virgins. We see this in Exodus 22:17. That was why David paid a bride price for Michal in 1 Samuel 18:27, but did not pay a bride price for Abigail in 1 Samuel 25:42. Because Abigail was not a virgin.

Read it yourself in Isaiah 62:5:

"For as a young man marries a virgin, So shall your sons marry you; And as the bridegroom rejoices over the bride, So shall your God rejoice over you."

As a matter of fact, if the woman is not a virgin, it is you that the parents should be paying a dowry, or at least give her away in marriage for free and pay the marriage cost.

Modernity should not make us lose our culture or turn us into people who have no value for our tradition or our women to the extent that being s*xually loose is termed sophistication. Mba!

13/03/2024

SOME COMMON LIFE MISTAKES YOUNG PEOPLE MAKE

1. Being in hurry. To find the right person, the right career, the right job. When you are young, you want it all to happen all at once, before you even have a chance to figure yourself out. Take your time.

2. Thinking that love is a feeling. Love is a choice, and a commitment. It's something you do, not something you feel. Trust those who act like they love you, not just those who say that they do.

3. Drugs and alcohol can be addictive, which means that they will make you do things you normally wouldn't do. Pay attention and be cautious with them.(Drink but dont be drunk, too much of everything is bad)

4. Living to work, instead of working to live. Never pass up a good thing.

5. Cynicism. If you think you can't make a difference, you probably won't. There is no margin in being a cynic.

6. Thinking that your parents aren't as human as you are. And taking them for granted: they won't be around forever.

May God's wisdom and grace locate you today
🙏👏

08/11/2023

MY BIGGEST FEARS IN MARRIAGE

My spouse, my biggest fears are...✍️

1. Hurting you the same way your ex did. I should be the one to love you better.

2. Me thinking that I am loving but you don't feel loved because I don't love you the way you want to be loved.

3. Us being successful in making money but drifting apart in the process. Us having a well-done house, but not a home

4. Us becoming a shadow of the wonderful couple we used to be.

5. Us looking at our marriage and can no longer see God in it because we kicked God out in rebellion and with hardened hearts.

6. Us despising each other and becoming strangers forcing a marriage because we are too scared of the shame of divorce.

7. You getting to the point of regretting why you married me.

8. You or I getting more comfortable to open up to another person out there than to each other because we have messed up our communication.

9. Staying together not out of love, but because of the children.

10. Us causing our children damage and trauma because of our marital issues.

11. Me changing you to become someone you don't like, I am meant to bring out. the best version of you.

12. Us having a great s*x life but a weak marriage.

13. Us faking we have a good marriage for public image.

14. Our children hating the idea of marriage and family because of our drama.

15. Us facing God and God being disappointed by how we treated each other.

16. Us failing to live up to our vows.

Perfect love drives out all fear, may our fears never come true. God help us!
🙏👏
Class dismissed 🥂

08/11/2023

A WISE MAN ONCE SAID

1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they have something important to attend to;

2. Return money that you have borrowed even before the person that borrowed you remember or ask for it. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with umbrellas, pens and lunch boxes.

3. Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is giving you a lunch/dinner.

4. Don’t ask awkward questions like ‘Oh so you aren’t married yet?’ Or ‘Don’t you have kids’ or ‘Why didn’t you buy a house?’ Or why don't you buy a car? For God’s sake it isn’t your problem;

5. Always open the door for the person coming behind you. It doesn’t matter if it is a guy or a girl, senior or junior. You don’t grow small by treating someone well in public;

6. If you take a taxi with a friend and he/she pays now, try paying next time;

7. Respect different shades of opinions. Remember what's 6 to you will appear 9 to someone facing you. Besides, second opinion is good for an alternative;

8. Never interrupt people talking. Allow them to pour it out. As they say, hear them all and filter them all;

9. If you tease someone, and they don’t seem to enjoy it, stop it and never do it again. It encourages one to do more and it shows how appreciative you're;

10. Say “thank you” when someone is helping you.

11. Praise publicly. Criticize privately;

12. There’s almost never a rea*on to comment on someone’s weight. Just say, “You look fantastic.” If they want to talk about losing weight, they will;

13. When someone shows you a photo on their phone, don’t swipe left or right. You never know what’s next;

14. If a colleague tells you they have a doctors' appointment, don’t ask what it’s for, just say "I hope you’re okay". Don’t put them in the uncomfortable position of having to tell you their personal illness. If they want you to know, they'll do so without your inquisitiveness;

08/11/2023

MAJOR SIGNS THAT YOUR OVULATION HAS BEGAN...

1. Headache.
2. High body temperature.
3. Dizziness (feeling of tiredness and sleepiness).
4. Breast tenderness/ size increases just like when you are menstruating.
5. Increased s*x drive.
6. Light cramps or pain on one side of the pelvis.
7. Abdominal bloating.
8. Heightened sense of smell, taste or vision (you eat more).
9. Va**na mucus becomes slippery (if you notice, put it in between fingers...it stretches like thick catarrh or snail mucus...colorless like egg white