17/02/2024
😂LAUGH BEFORE YOU SLEEP 😂
1" Guy: Baby, send me your picture
Babe: Awwwwn, am ugly o🙈
Guy: I know, i want to scare someone🙆🙆🤣😂
2" A married man took his side chick on a date and said to her, "babe tell me something that will increase my heartbeat ", she said your wife is sitting behind us.🙆🙆🙆😂🤣🤣
3" I wonder how rich people sleep at night with fridge full of food. Me just one yogourt in the fridge i can't even sleep until i finish it🥴🥴
4" Scientist are still trying to know why visitors pretend to focus on TV whenever they see Someone Coming With Food 🤔🤔😂🤣
5" Can u imagine that Up till now girls doesn't know that after escorting them at night we go home running with slippers in our hands
😂🤣🤣🤣
6" Nobody has the lowest voice than a guy who is asking for a girl's Number in a Bus But when he reach House he'll Be Barking🗣️ Like a Dog🐕,😂😂🤣🤣
7" She's Walking 0n Her 0wn, u Started Calling her Princess Abeg Do Princess Trek Under The Hot Sun 🙆😂🤣
8" The reason i stopped swimming is because i have never seen anyone coming out of swimming pool to urinate 😏😏
9" Those people who told Africans that shoes are kept under the bed are the same people who told them broom is kept behind the door😂🤣
10" Have you ever spent your money and start doing calculations as if someone robbed you? 😂😂🤣
11" "It's over between us"
This statement alone can make you look for your shoes in the fridge 😂😂🤣
12" Imagine Your Boyfriend forgot to Hung up after Calling you and You Heard Him Saying, Sorry She Is My Step Mother 🙆🙆🙆
13" If you're someone who can't tolerate nonsense, marriage is not for you. In marriage there's plenty nonsense to tolerate😂😂
14" Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen meat🥩without chewing it cus U thought someone was coming to catch U! 🤦♀️🤦♀️🏃♀️😂😂
15" Immediately last borns hear their mom’s Voice from the gate, they will start crying for a beating you gave them two years ago😂😂
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Good night, lovelies!🤗
