JAY IZZY

JAY IZZY Jay Izzy is an upcoming musician. for booking you can cal me on 0971574988

17/03/2019

*Look at our Chipata wives!!!*
A man comes back from work tired & confused,

WIFE: Honey, whats wrong, have you lost your job?

HUSBAND: No, all the people I work with have died.

WIFE: Thank GOD u are alive, but how come u have survived alone?

HUSBAND: The time the buildng collapsed I was in the toilet.

WIFE: What is the company going 2 do with the deceased's families?

HSBAND: They are going to give 200 million to each wife (widow).

WIFE: ukutemwa ukunya nya nya, mwalenga indalama shampita. mulenyelalimo b4 u go 4 work.....
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Jay Izzy based lsk musician😂😂😂

11/03/2019

I was invited to a wedding, when I reached the hotel for the reception, I found two doors with direction written on them:
1 . bride relatives
2. Groom relatives

I entered the one written groom relatives and found another two more doors:
1. Ladies
2. Men

I went in through the one for ladies only to find two more doors again:
1 . people with gifts
2. people without gift

I went through the one written people without gifts and found myself outside the hotel through the back door.
At the door it was written:
"So in these hard economic times you just want to come, eat and drink with your hands swinging No gift, well Not today.
Laughing is good for your health. So LAUGH
JAY IZZY
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08/03/2019

*Pls read n fwd it...*

A man was crying and someone asked him why he was crying. And he said I have only one son, I have done all my possible best to educate him so that he will be a great person and by God's grace he has been able *to acquire all certificates* including:

🌺 G.C.E
🌺 W.A.E.C
🌺 Bachelor's
🌺 MSc
🌺 Phd

*BUT*
Unfortunately *he fell sick* and doctors said they can't do anything about it and the only option is to die *in the next 30 minutes* and my son told me to bring all his certificates and I brought them. All he could say was;
*father, these are my degrees but you never told me to study my Bible*.
I don't know what I'm going to tell God.

*Note*:
Not all of us will share this message because it is not an interesting joke. But if you are courageous enough to share this message please do so and God Almighty will never forget what you have done for Him.
*PLEASE LET US TAKE NOTE OF THESE:*

🌹Study the Bible like the way you study your notes when it is exams time
🌹Fear God like the way you fear death or people in higher authority
🌹Remember God like you remember your name
🌹Pray like it is the only thing to do to go to heaven
🌹Fast on regular basis
🌹Have time for God
🌹Be the doer of the Word

*70% will not forward this message but I hope you will..*

Send this to all christians on your contact list and all your heart desires will come to past in Jesus name.
*GOD RICHLY BLESS YOU.*

Find out this : *B. I. B. L. E.*BIBLE simply means: *_Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth!_* Did u know that ➰ *_When u carry_* *"the Bible"* Satan has a *head ache.*➰ _When u open it_, he *collapses;* ➰When he sees u reading it; he loses his *strength, AND* ➰When u stand on the *_Word of_* *God*, Satan can't hurt u! Do u also know dat; ➰When u r about to forward this to others, the 😈 😈 (devil) will *discourage u*?

Pls use *5* minutes to tell *12 people* that *JESUS* *_Loves_* them, I have started mine with *U*.*JESUS Loves YOU*

06/03/2019

Man👳🏿: Marry me?​

​Woman👩🏻: Do you have a flat?🏡​

​Man:👳🏿 No​.

​Woman👩🏻: Do you have a​ ​Camry car?🚗​

​Man👳🏿: No.​

​Woman👩🏻: How much is your salary?💵💸​

​Man👳🏿: No salary, but I....!​

​Woman👩🏻: No but Wat....!​

​You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please before I open eye 👀for you!​

​Man👳🏿: But I have one estate🏘🏠🏯,​

​3 landed properties in GRA🏟🏟🏟​

​3 Ferraris🚘🚖🚘,​

​2 Porsches🚙🚕 and 2 G wagon🚍🚓.​

​Why do I still need to buy Camry🚗.​

​How can I be paid salary💸💵 when actually I'm the BOSS...​

​Woman👩🏻: that's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you....​
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04/03/2019

Now now my new song will be released be ready it's Jay izzy

23/11/2018

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31/10/2018

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28/10/2018

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22/09/2018

just soon a new one, Jay Izzy ft Bornzee You will Remember me.

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