12/09/2024
😂JOKE AFTER JOKE 🤣
1. A man took his radio for repairs. When the radio was opened, a big rat júmped out and ran away. The man shøuted help! help!!, the newscaster is esçâping.🙆🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣
2. Three pastors met and agreed to cōnfēss their síns to one another. The first pastor said “my prøblem is stêalíng”. “I always take money from the general purse”, please, brethren, pray for me. The second pastor said, “My prøblem is lúst whenever I see any beautiful women my desire will be to go to bed with her. Please pray for me”.
Turning to the third pastor to hear his own prøblem, he started çryíng and said, “My prøblem is gôssíp immediately we leave this place everybody will hear what you two just told me.🥴😂😂
3. A man was travelling by 1:00am alone in his car. He got to a check point; poliçeman stopped him and asked for his particulars which he provided. Not knowing how to get money from him, the poliçeman said, I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day, “If you come get accīdênt who go tell your people?” the man replied, “I’m not alone, angel Gabriel, Angel Micheal, angel Raphael and all the saínts are with me”. The poliçeman shøuted, “all these people inside this your small car?” I charge you for overload!”😬😬
4. Two villages decided to have a drinking competition. A week to the competition, village A sent a delegate to village to confirm if the competition will still hold. On arrival, the people of village B brought 20 litres of their strongest agogoro as kola. The delegate from village A asked if he could taste it and he was permitted. He finïshed the 20 litres at once, and then said “this is ok, where is the main drink?” The people of village B shøuted “come o, are you among the competitors? He said, “Me eee? No ooo, am not qualified.
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