Gilbert Gilly Gilbert

06/05/2024

HOW TO STEAL MEAT FROM SUFURIA😀
1. Ingia jikoni , angalia juu na chini uone ka kuna mtu
anakuja🥺
2. Cheki position ya kijiko vile imeekwa ndo usifanye mistake
yoyote ukitoka😎😎
3. Fungua sufuria kwa utaratibu ,,,usikubali kifuniko ianguke
itoe masauti😍😍
4. Hesabu nyama ziko kwa sufuria,,,k**a zimepita 5 ama ziko
less....k**a ziko less ujue mamako atajua piece zimepotea🥺🥺
5. K**a ziko mingi chukua moja ,,,k**a n kidogo zichukue
uume kidogo kidogo ukizirudisha kwa sufuria ,,,ndio
mum akihesabu anapata bado ziko sawa😋😋
6. Ukiwa unakula kaa rada ndo usikie ka kuna mtu anakam
,,,usikubali soup ikumwagikie kwa nguo,,,panguza na maji🤣
7. After umekula nyama nawa mikono na sabuni na usmell
5times usikie ka harufu ya supu imeisha😍😍
8. K**a mdomo bado inanuka nyama enda uoshe na
maji...💦💦alaf uchukue pilipili utafune ndo harufu ipotee kabisa
9. Sasa toka jikoni k**a pastor🙏
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26/04/2024

30/03/2024

🌝😍😁Explosive Jokes🤗😜👇😂

1) The First Sign that a person has Nòthing Inside his bank Accóunt, is when he redùces his Brightness in his phone anytime he Opens his Bank App💥💥??😭😭😭😂

2) The only sëx position recognize by God is man on top woman

The remaining styles you will explain it on the Day Of judgement day 🙄🙄🙄😒😒😂😂😂

3) Who Else Notice That Nobody tells a better story than a person who wants to borrow money from you 😳😳😂😂😂😂😂

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4) After Government, Tailors are one of the criminaIs we have in This country...😒😒😒😒

They'll Chop all the money you gave to them for Materials, and they'll be like:

"Customer, things don cøst oooo, This One that I manage to buy, I have to Pound Palm Kernel in the market before they sell it for me💥💥💥😳😂😂😂😂

5) I wonder who told Drivers, that the best time to refill fuel is after loáding passengers 😒😒😒😂😂

6) Imagine Federal government Passing A new law that all Beautiful girls, and boys should pay beauty táx

Thank God David and I, won't Be amóng 😥😒😒😒😂😂

7) Four gråve inside one Compound, and this Agent still get mind to tell me that I should rent it 😳😳😳😒😒😒😂😂😂

8). This Days, Who else Noticed that you don't normally see Questions in Physics like: "A Car Travelled 500Km without Coming to rest".......

Fuel price don Áffect that car 😂😂😂😂😂😂

9) . One man built An hospital, and still build Mòrtuary beside it 😒😒😒

If the person didn't survive, the person wiII at Least dìe😪😪, In anyway, the money must be Made ..... 💥💥💥😒😒😂😂😂

Dearie, I might Not Have Müch in Life, Yeah I know 🥺😔😔😭, But at Least, I'm always Happy When I Just see You Smîle, The Joy use to Arise in me so Much!!
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29/03/2024

Ushawahi toka shuleni jioni ukirudi home njaa inakuuma vibaya sana.
Unafika kwa nyumba na stress zako after kuona black out kwa chem😆
Unapata akuna mtu home na ulikuwa unaexpect atleast upate madhe amekuekea kachai juu ya njaa😩 Unatoa bag unaenda jikoni Ukiwa na hopes maybe madhe aliacha nduma kwa meko ukule😃😃
Kufika jikoni unapata pusi imelala ndani ya meko inakufanyia tuu "miawu "
Unaipiga teke juu ya hasira.Kidogo kidoga bro wako mdogo anatokea uko ,unamuuliza mama ameenda wapi ?? Anakuambia baba alimpiga akiwa amelewa akaenda kwao😔😔. Apo ndio unajua maisha sio rahisi 😂😂😂

25/03/2024

Sijakataa sina pesa lakini mbona unipite na kikapu cha sadaka?

25/12/2023

Nmesahau kuwawish a merry Christmas but its never too late

11/12/2023

DAME: Hallo babe, mambo?

CHALI: Poa sana mrembo wangu😍.

DAME: Uko wapi, aki niko njaaaaa😴!

CHALI: Niko hapa 5 star hotel nakula Super mdogo mdogo😯.

DAME: Niletee Super aki😑, utakuja saa ngapi?

CHALI: Badaa ya nusu saa nitakua nimefika, nikuletee nini?🤔

DAME: Sausage, fish fry, samosa tano, kebab tatu, burger nne za chicken, pork, maji ya dasani chupa mbili, beef fry na iwekwe mayonnaise, juice ya pineaaple 1 litre, chapati tatu, pilau, machungwa tano, salad na black forest cake ya dessert.

CHALI: Umesahau viti, meza, vikombe, vijiko, sahani na mitungi.

DAME: Kwanini babe?🤔

CHALI: Naona hutaki kula, unataka kuanzisha hoteli yako😂😂😂.