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Who needs a job??
18/12/2025

Who needs a job??

11/12/2025

Your thoughts?

10/12/2025

President Donald Trump says the United States has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela as tensions mount with the government of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro

Why can’t I find some mittens like that?
01/12/2025

Why can’t I find some mittens like that?

With some of the coldest weather of the winter settling into Kansas City, many are looking for the best ways to keep their fingers warm. They may be envious of Jessie and his gloves. If so, check out Jessie’s Gloves: A winter parody.

The missing girl is just eight years old.
23/11/2025

The missing girl is just eight years old.

UPDATE: Sarayah has been located with family.
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Missing 8-year-old, Kansas City.

Sarayah Tyler-Haynes was last seen at 11pm Saturday night in the area of 68th and Bales wearing pink pajama pants, a white t-shirt & pink/white Nike shoes.

Sarayah is 8 years old, 4’9”, 112 lbs with brown hair and blue eyes.

If located, please call 911.

If you could own any wild animal, what would it be?
21/11/2025

If you could own any wild animal, what would it be?

Beni! That’s the name of the baby giraffe at the Kansas City Zoo, as picked by 15,000 submitted votes.

Beni was born November 4th, weighing 134 pounds, and already 5’6” tall.

20/11/2025

President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release files on convicted s*x offender Jeffrey Epstein

The order does allow for redactions connected to ongoing federal investigations, including those which the President rec...
20/11/2025

The order does allow for redactions connected to ongoing federal investigations, including those which the President recently ordered.

President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release files on convicted s*x offender Jeffrey Epstein

19/11/2025

Instrument failure is the cause of the recall…

19/11/2025

Up to $7,500 for those eligible

17/11/2025

About 450,000 Minnesota’s receive snap benefits each month.

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SouthernMinnesotaToday.com is a provider of regional news, information & satire - with our headquarters in Mankato/New Ulm. Our staff has over 25 years experience in the news industry statewide, including stints at Southern Minnesota News, Minnesota News Network, Minnesota News Connection and Clear Channel Minneapolis. Over the years, SMT staff has won numerous awards, including “Best Newscast” from the National Association of State Radio Networks (NASRN) for coverage following the attacks of 9/11. SMT can be contacted at [email protected].