19/04/2025
“WHO IN THE NAME OF THE LORD CAME UP WITH THE EASTER BUNNY IDEA?!”
Written by TooMuch Edatuntun
I just got ONE question that’s been bothering me all week, and I mean botherin’ me deep in my sanctified soul...
WHO. IN. THE. NAME. OF. THE. MOST HIGH... gave a rabbit the job of deliverin' eggs on Easter?!
Can we talk, church? Can we be real for a second?
Look, I’m in my zone, right?
Fastin’. Prayin’. Meditatin’. Tappin’ into the third heaven.
I’m about to touch glory when my kids bust in like they just saw Gabriel himself—
“Daddy! The Easter Bunny’s comin’!!”
I said, “The what?!”
They said, “The Easter Bunny! He brings chocolate eggs!”
I said, “Who gave y’all this bunny gospel?! Show me the verse!
Where it at? Book of Hop-alations?! Chapter Chocolate, verse Delusion?!"
Now help me out...
How did we go from ‘He is not here, He is risen’ to ‘He is not here, he’s hidin’ eggs in the backyard?!’
That’s not even a divine detour—that’s a whole spiritual U-turn!
Now look—I got nothin’ against rabbits.
They cute. They jump. They eat carrots and stay in their little bunny lane.
BUT—and this is important—RABBITS DON’T LAY NO EGGS!
That’s poultry business! Chicken territory!
This is a full-blown ministry heist!
That’s like askin’ a CAT to run the ushers board!
We got animals all outta position, y’all!
And don’t act like y’all ain’t seen that weird mall Easter Bunny...
You know the one—
Lookin’ like he just came off the night shift at Chuck E. Cheese’s with them haunted eyes...
Kids runnin’ up like, “Yay, Bunny!”
And I’m in the back like, “Somebody call Dr Olukoya —this bunny need deliverance!”
Now don’t get it twisted—I ain’t mad at family time.
I like chocolate too. I’ll fight you for a Snickers, don’t test me.
BUT when the rabbit starts gettin’ more shine than the Redeemer...
We got a spiritual identity crisis!
Y’all, this ain’t “Halloween, Spring Edition.”
This Easter
the day Jesus walked out that tomb like,
“Death—what’s
