Youngest Elder

29/12/2024

Goodnight jokes 😀 with Youngest Elder

1. Some of you, your phone has fallen off from your hand more than you have fallen in love. 🤡

2. Soap smells nice buh ta$tes bad, buh wah if s**t smells bad buh.......... 😒

3. You're the light of my life Neva call me today
*
Be like she don see gen 😂

4. Do you know that fish can swim in water, I just found out and I was surprised 😶

5. Last night I had a dream and I was kīssing my
neighbour's daughter but this morning she saw
me
and pretēnded like nothing happened
Girls can prētend ooh😒😂😁😂

6. When you are not fasting you
can stay till afternoon without
feeling hūngry.
But when you are fasting, even Tv
remote will be looking like gala in
your eyes... Is that not w!tchcraft??😂😂

7. My girlfriend just caūght my side chick n I in
bed, she went straight to the kitchen to boil hot
water .. Think she's getting us some tea
😊😁😂

8. I Nevēr believed in pøverty until I saw a guy eating bread with okro soup
Chaiiiiiii ooo lord 🙆😂😂

9.Sometimes I shake my head just to make sure my brain is still inside, because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticing.😂

10. You all should stop advising people to stop abusing hard drugs please. I'm planning to open a psychiatric hospital. Don't come and spoil business for me.😁

11.Cutie🥰 i know your smile😁 is beautiful and priceless dat why i try to put a smile on your face.cutie appreciate my effort please😁
Youngest Elder

21/11/2024

AFTER S*X WHAT NEXT.....MY DEAR IF YOU MISS THIS WRITE UP WHAT WILL YOU TELL YOUR FUTURE......

It's possible for any man to ask for s*x in a relationship, but is left for you to choose weather to give or not,, as a lady you need to know that s*x can't keep a man.. (S*x isn't enough)
NOT ALL MEN NEED S*X
There are two major factors ladies complain about s*x in a relationship:
√ After giving him my body he left me..
√ He left because I refused to have s*x with him..

NOTE: Both those who gave and those who refused to give are complaining...
( Whats the difference)
Ladies Listen, S*x isn't enough, its not the only thing you can offer a man.
If You Don't Have Anything To Offer A Man Outside S*x, Please remain Single...
A man can't stay with you because his having s*x with you....

Relationship is not buying and selling.
There are much to life than Monkey style, Doggy style, Missionary style, Apple n juice style, step pillows style, etc ...
Are you sound intellectually? Spiritually? Physically? Mentally? Emotionally?
Men love intelligent ladies...
Men love ladies with ideas..
Men love respectful ladies...

Men respect ladies that know what domestic work is
Men love and appreciate a woman who is good and excellent in multi-tasking
Men respect and honor ladies that wakes up very early in the morning to make sure that the kitchen is set.

Men respect ladies that keep their eyes at home than those that their eyes are always outside
Men love bravo ladies
S*x is very cheap these days, anybody can buy it.

You need to build yourself beyond s*x.
Leave make-ups and be a productive lady.
Men are looking for ladies with ideas and solution not those who paint their faces with different colours.

*What a man wants is beauty with brain not make ups with b***s or hips. Because all these will fail but what you have upstairs will remain.

Your husband complains because you think that you know it but you don't know it. Just do what your own husband wants and not what men want...Youngest Elder

19/11/2024

6 years in Primary School 😑

3 years in Junior High School🤨

3 years in Senior High School😟

4 years in University☹️

2 years or more on strike,protest and co for some of my people...🙁

1 year of youth service and you will finally get a job of N20,000😞

While somebody will just say "skiborobo skibo" and be making millions and his friend will reply "is young john wicked d producer" and be making millions as well.

And you think the person that introduced education will make heaven...🤨🤨

I will be waiting for him at the gate of heaven..
😕😕🔪🔪🔪.

That one that introduced "examination" should not bother coming near heaven...
🌬️🌬️
Shebi you see that one that invented "Mathematics"?🤔🤔

Hmm make I no talk again......................

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18/11/2024

😂😂✌✌✌😂😂
When I was in class 6, I used to ask a lot of questions. .....!

One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H .......in Hour, Honour. .....etc. ......??????

My English Teacher said, " We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent "......
(I was even more confused .....?????)

During the lunch break, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the Cafeteria.

I ate all the food and returned her the empty container...!!!!

My English Teacher : What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are returning me an empty container.

I replied, "Madam, I thought 'H' was silent.
So I eat it
😂😂✌😃😃😃

May the phone of those who skip after reading without liking and commenting fall into a basin of water

16/10/2024

🤔🤔🤔

12/10/2024

why do people like short cut instead of main road...😂😂😂 Nigerians and short cut na 5 and 6
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05/10/2024

🤣🤣🤣 JOKES 🤣 LAUGH OOOOO😂

1.No one is more Respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u....... He can even greet ur dog 🐕
Hello Bingo🐕 how are u?😂 🤣🥺

2.In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras,📷 the neighbours are enough �.
if you think i'm lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see🧐😃😏🤣🧐

3.Am done with Nigerian movies, how can a native doctor say, the charm will work in Jesus name...😏🤣

4.Guys! Best way to propose to a girl
Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say " Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat.
Wisdom na my baptismal name🧐😃😁

5.Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a Proclaimation or a Declaration🧐🤔🤣

6.😁😁Everyone has a right to be Foolish but some Idiots use it Stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . 🚶🤣🤣😏

7.My school teacher taught me most of the Lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my Uncle abroad when she knows my Uncle is in the Village. 🤣🤣🤣

8.My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me "Your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread"
🤣🤣🤣😆😆

9.Some people don't have the Spirit of Forgiveness at all, How can u sweep your room and use ur Ex' Picture as paker 🤣🤣😆😆😆

10.Wen a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft. It's about tym we value our Nigerian products.🤣🤣🤣

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Vickkyboss Comedian

Comedian

01/10/2024

I donated this Turkey for my father's in-law birthday. Hope I try.

10/09/2024

Who is the chairman?

17/08/2024

Mark with so many titles as a Nigerian.🇳🇬

Mark zuckerberg the owner of Facebook, who is a billionaire still introduce himself as MARK to people.

If he is to be a Nigerian; especially an IGBO man, he would have changed his name to
Chief engineer Architect programmer mark chukwuebuka zuckerberg( Bsc,Hod, Mac,V.c PhD, Ksm, NTA, GCFR,HIV,NBA,PTA
Eze gburugburu, 1 of Facebook, eti okwe Erie okwe of Instagram, Eze ngwori 1 of Malaysia, odogwu WhatsApp 1 na London
Ome na dollar na Europe.
Olimiri ego nekwu 1
Nwata anayoeze, osimiri ata mmiri 1 of thread..

14/08/2024

1. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. Avoid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

3. You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chased by a dog😂😂😂😂😂

4. You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hall😀😀🚶🚶🚶

5. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like “Bros abeg how much for low current”???😂😂🤣🤣


7. U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur body🤣🤣🤣🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂😆😆

8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside...Bros u are doing ur sef😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

9. Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch
that isn’t working are among the problem we face in Nigeria 😆😆🚶🚶🚶

10. Is better u keep silent, because anything u say will be used against u in the court of law “move it”
That’s the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently 😆😆😂😂😂

11. No one is as humble as a customer coming to buy on credit, he will be like”give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon”😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

12. Dear guy if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don’t smile back, I repeat don’t smile back until she pays her taxi fare 😆😆

13. You are trying to go without liking or sharing😭😭😭

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06/08/2024

Really

24/07/2024

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23/07/2024

🤣😂🤣 Wetin be this

13/07/2024

With Blordmèé – I just got recognised as one of their top fans!

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23/06/2024

Hello 👋 everyone am new here hope am welcome 🤗