07/09/2026
These tomatoes are growing in the wrong place.
At least that's what the gardening rules say.
They're buried under squash and tomatillos, get almost no direct afternoon sun, and should be doing considerably worse than the tomatoes I carefully planted in full sun.
Naturally, they're producing like maniacs.
Meanwhile, the “correctly” planted tomatoes in my front yard practically cooked.
My garden keeps teaching me the same lesson: gardening rules describe averages. The land in front of you gets a vote.
I finally wrote about my delinquent tomatoes, chickens who refuse their permaculture job descriptions, bolted lettuce, frost gambling, and what happens when an actual garden gets hold of a five-year plan.
My Garden Refuses to Follow Instructions.
What tomatoes, chickens, weeds, and one very stubborn microclimate taught me about gardening rules