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The Plantain is a satirical (meaning fake) publication. This Facebook account publishes parodies.

Should a reader upon sober reflection, think or believe that anything contained in any post on its web site or any posts made on its page are in any way true, they are mistaken and should relieve and abandon themselves of that idiotic notion immediately. Anyone who concludes otherwise ought to stay away from this site forever and may want to consider instead seeking immediate help, attention or treatment.

29/07/2025

The genius is strong in this one

23/07/2025

What do you full gaping void with? Let us know 👇

22/07/2025

We live in a beautiful world 😍

21/07/2025

Completely original, too!

20/07/2025

“Of course we know no one is actually going to shop here, I mean we’ve been The Falls,” county commissioner Eduardo Lennaropez told The Plantain. “But do you have any idea how much money my cousin’s construction company is about to make?” Lennaropez continued just before boarding megayacht for an all-expense paid trip to Jamaica.

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19/07/2025

Alligator City Center & Waterpark coming 2026

18/07/2025

“My parents were Demogorgon victims,” Secretary of State Marco Rubio told The Plantain, “so I can promise you that the demogorgon won’t eat from the same group twice, and even if it does, those people probably had it coming.”

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16/07/2025

Those files are long gone, amigos.

03/07/2025

No species is invasive on stolen land.

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14/06/2025

Waving American flags and cheeky signs, Miami showed up in force to the No Kings protest in downtown Miami on Saturday. The estimates the crowd “swelled into the thousands” at one of 2,000 protests happening simultaneously nationwide.

Here are a few of the best signs we saw. See great ones we missed? Send ‘em our way!

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20/03/2025

Save your *standards* for overpriced Miami Beach hotels

05/03/2025

Happy birthday !! 🎂

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@the_plantain The Plantain is a satirical (meaning fake) publication. Should a reader upon sober reflection, think or believe that anything contained in any post on its web site or any posts made on its page are in any way true, they are mistaken and should relieve and abandon themselves of that idiotic notion immediately. Anyone who concludes otherwise ought to stay away from this site forever and may want to consider instead seeking immediate help, attention or treatment. This Facebook account publishes parodies.