01/02/2025
Funny Jokes ๐๐๐๐
1. ๐Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming.
I gave him a small glass of water ๐๐
2. ๐I don finally hear Goliath side of story, he say dem never shout 'WAR START' David Rush throw stone ๐๐
3. ๐I have been looking for a place to faint, when I heard a girl telling a guy that she fell down from her bed and broke her virginity ๐๐
4. ๐If you slap me on the right check, I will turn the left one for you to slap too ๐ค... Then we'll sit down as adults and discuss how you want your funeral to be ๐๐๐
5. ๐ People will bath with a bucket and be like: ''I just showered'' my friend you just BUCKETED. Be specific ๐๐๐
6. ๐ Nowadays, it's very hard to see food in the dream
If you're lucky to see fufu, you won't see soup๐
7. ๐ Nothing will ever make me go to China restaurant again, one day in Beijing, I was very hungry I went to a nearby restaurant and a waiter brought their menu., I saw
1 boiled frogs ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ
2 baked lizard lungs๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ
3 fried cockroach๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ intestines
4 porridge mosquito spines๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ
5 rosted snakes liver๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ
Etc,,,, and I was like come ooo did I tell you that I'm hungry ๐ก
8. ๐Sometimes silent is not the best answer for a fool.
Target the teeth... Break like 6, then wait and see who will be silent ๐๐๐
9. ๐ I don learn another romantic words today... Baby chew me like a grass, because you're the only ewu ๐ Hausa in my heart ๐๐๐
10. ๐ I can't forget the day a Yahoo boy told me that the full meaning of SCAM is -->
S= Success
C= Comes
A= As
M= Miracle
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11. ๐ I don't know why people with dimples always think they have a degree in smiling.. let me smile for you ๐
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12. ๐ Ordinary go and off light, you are jumping and jubilating. What if she turns to snake?
Chaiiii, temple run reloaded
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Where are you laughing from??
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