01/02/2025
Funny Jokes ππππ
1. πToday a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming.
I gave him a small glass of water ππ
2. πI don finally hear Goliath side of story, he say dem never shout 'WAR START' David Rush throw stone ππ
3. πI have been looking for a place to faint, when I heard a girl telling a guy that she fell down from her bed and broke her virginity ππ
4. πIf you slap me on the right check, I will turn the left one for you to slap too π€... Then we'll sit down as adults and discuss how you want your funeral to be πππ
5. π People will bath with a bucket and be like: ''I just showered'' my friend you just BUCKETED. Be specific πππ
6. π Nowadays, it's very hard to see food in the dream
If you're lucky to see fufu, you won't see soupπ
7. π Nothing will ever make me go to China restaurant again, one day in Beijing, I was very hungry I went to a nearby restaurant and a waiter brought their menu., I saw
1 boiled frogs ππΏββοΈππΏββοΈππΏββοΈ
2 baked lizard lungsππΏββοΈππΏββοΈππΏββοΈ
3 fried cockroachππΏββοΈππΏββοΈππΏββοΈ intestines
4 porridge mosquito spinesππΏββοΈππΏββοΈππΏββοΈ
5 rosted snakes liverππΏββοΈππΏββοΈππΏββοΈ
Etc,,,, and I was like come ooo did I tell you that I'm hungry π‘
8. πSometimes silent is not the best answer for a fool.
Target the teeth... Break like 6, then wait and see who will be silent πππ
9. π I don learn another romantic words today... Baby chew me like a grass, because you're the only ewu π Hausa in my heart πππ
10. π I can't forget the day a Yahoo boy told me that the full meaning of SCAM is -->
S= Success
C= Comes
A= As
M= Miracle
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11. π I don't know why people with dimples always think they have a degree in smiling.. let me smile for you π
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12. π Ordinary go and off light, you are jumping and jubilating. What if she turns to snake?
Chaiiii, temple run reloaded
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