27/03/2024
OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVER DO ANY OF DIS (NIGERIA)
1* if u didn't kill earthworm wit salt
2*if u didn't play rubber band
3* if u never bath in the rain
4* if nobody told u about India vs Nigeria 99-1
5* if u did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the bed
6* if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizard to take it and give u new ones
7* if u didn't just wash ur legs nd hands instead of bathing before going to school
8* if u didn't act film inside uncompleted building or under the bed with friends
9* if u have never flew a kite
10* if u didn't use ur two legs to build house with sand
11* if u never wrote ur name on a paper nd insert it into ur pen so no one will steal it
12* if u didn't close the fridge door really slowly nd see wen the light went off
13*if u never waved at White birds excepting ur nails to be whiter
14* if u didn't hear of ghost that stays under mango trees at night
15* if u never drove a single car tyre with stick and call it a car
16* if u never mix Garri nd sugar in pocket nd eat it while walking on the street
17* if u never did mama nd papa play e.g cooking leaf nd sand without fire
18* if u didn't play table soccer with battle covers
Then I guess your childhood was not fun
Do u know it not jangilova epo motor? It is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR! I bet u don't know.
Am sure 99.9% of Nigeria adult doesn't know dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually" standard living standard living "
Pls I deserve a like and follow on my profile 🙏🙏
