Pen and Paper and Popcorn

09/02/2025

This week, our heroes go after Red Claw in a desperate attempt to stop her terrorist plot! But she knows who they are, now, and she's preparing for whatever they might throw her way...

Batman: The Cat and the Claw, Part Three out now!

Red Claw has everything she needs, and the city bowing before her. Somehow, Batman and Catwoman need to stop her evil scheme, or Gotham might be destroyed once and for all!This episode features violence, strong language, sexual references, and adu...

12/01/2025

We're back, with Batman!
Batman comes face to face with Gotham's newest cat-burglar, and runs up against a gang of international terrorists! It's a busy night for Batman!
Batman: The Cat and the Claw - Part One!

We take on an animated classic, with the Batman animated series! Batman is known as Gotham City's fearless crime-fighter. But when he meets an expert cat-burglar and some vicious terrorists, it's clear that the threats are getting ever more s...

21/10/2024

It's our last episode of the year, and we're finishing it off with a wild one! We've got misfired magic, a sleazy prince, some EXCEPTIONALLY h***y eels, and one particularly petulant teenage mermaid!
Prepare yourself for The Little Mermaid - Part Two!

Possibly our most chaotic episode yet!We've got accidental magic! We have bad parenting! We have a petulant teenager! Most of all, we've got WEIRD levels of horniness from...just about every character with a voice!This episode features violence, s...

14/10/2024

The power-players of a magical kingdom struggle to take and hold the throne! Schemes are schemed, plots are plotted! Also, Ariel likes the look of a handsome prince...
It's The Little Mermaid - Part One!

This week we plunge into an absolute classic, and do immeasurable damage on impact!Ariel longs to know more of the human world, and in particular, the handsome Prince Eric. Her father, of course, could not be more against the idea - and the sea-wi...

07/10/2024

Our heroes race to stop a killer virus from destroying their world! Bodily fluids play a more important role than you would imagine!
Osmosis Jones, part two!

With a mysterious virus running around Frank's body, our heroes race to track the monster down before he brings their whole world crashing down around them!This episode features violence, strong language, sexual references, and adult themes. ...

29/09/2024

Last episode, our heroes saved the whole world. This time, their problems are a bit...smaller...
Osmosis and Drixenol team up to take on what should be a simple cold. But when cells start showing up dead, they realise something much more dangerous is at play here!
Osmosis Jones - Part one, out now!

This week, Jess and Laura team up to take on the sickness that's infesting their town, the city they call...Frank. Also, Charlie forgets that Laurence Fishburne was in The Matrix!This episode features violence, strong language, sexual references, ...

08/09/2024

Our heroes are down, they're divided, and Loki's army is arriving on earth! Can they pull together and defeat the villains, or will Iron Man be too annoying for anyone to work with?
The Avengers - Part Four!

The heroes are down, but they're not out yet, and they take the fight back to Loki in a final showdown that threatens to turn a whole city to rubble!This episode features violence, strong language, and adult themes.Host: Charlie Rowland Black...

01/09/2024

This week, our heroes interrogate a god, antagonise SHIELD, and mess with alien artifacts! Things start to spiral out of control - and then Loki makes his move...
Avengers part three!

Loki is captured, which should mean it's all plain sailing from here...right?Right?This episode features violence, strong language, and adult themes.Host: Charlie Rowland Black Widow: Tessa MarshallCaptain America: Callum BallestyHulk: Jackso...

26/08/2024

This week, Hulk does some science, Iron Man does some magic, Black Widow shoots bullets at a god, and Charlie briefly does Idris Elba's voice! To the delight of all!
Avengers Part Two!

The heroes rush to confront Loki, and spend almost as much time wrestling with each other as with him! What does a supervillain have to do to get a little attention around here?This episode features violence, strong language, and adult themes.Host...

19/08/2024

Oh, this is an exciting one!
When Loki attacks Earth, SHIELD gathers its greatest heroes - who are, it turns out, a dysfunctional handful of mad scientists and super-soldiers. This should be fine!
The Avengers - Part One!

This week, we gather Earth's mightiest heroes!When a banished alien god attacks a secret SHIELD base, they send their agents to gather geniuses and super soldiers from across the globe!This episode features violence, strong language, and adult the...

28/07/2024

Hey folks! We've had some illnesses and a few scheduling issues, a failed saving throw or two, which means we won't be able to put out an episode for the next week or two.

We'll be releasing again as soon as we can!

21/07/2024

After a rough first encounter with Dracula, the heroes do their best to recover before racing out again to try and stop him from completing his sinister plot, and ending humanity as they know it!
Van Helsing - the finale! Out now!

After their first encounter with Dracula went somewhat poorly, our heroes lick their wounds and collect their wits to try and come back stronger, and face down the villain before he destroys everything that matters to them.This episode features vi...