23/05/2026
Had an elderly lady behind me at the post office, who decided to have an unsolicited rant at me about how my business will be paying 47% tax soon.
I was like, here we go again. I've attracted another howard loving boomer in the wild.
I tried to be brief. "Love, that's not how it will work, and I don't make enough dosh to worry about this right now".
She replies with "That's okay, the death tax is coming, so if it's not this, it will be that".
I cannot imagine my life revolving around what Sky News tells me, and just regurgitating it to everyone around me. What a miserable existence.
Can someone take me out if I end up like that? Just feed me some of that special mushroom meatloaf.
