Kate Shelby

18/10/2025

My house is full of teenagers. I'm down the other end of the house, I hear a ring pull. I start walking up the hallway, and I hear the bodies scatter.

I walk in and remind them that I can hear a ring pull from the next suburb. I look around, and there's a can of Monster poking out from behind a pillow. 😂 Amateurs.

16/10/2025

I freaking love it when the people fight back. ✊🏻👊🏻

15/10/2025

Kids will smell your weakness and kick you when your down. 🤣 They are brutal.

I'm exhausted, and somehow I've managed to say yes to a bunch of things that I don't recall and now I have a full house and a half on the weekend.

15/10/2025

I'm banning steel drink bottles from my car. Every day it's like a baby nuke rolling around in the back, then the door opens and it goes rolling down the street.

How many drink bottle holders does one need to just not throw your fkn bottle on the floor like a povo? I'm actually raging over this. 🤣

14/10/2025

Imagine swimming in this much p***s

“Whether for laps, leisure, or entertaining, this unique pool is guaranteed to impress.”

Take a look inside the Queensland property turning heads: https://bit.ly/4h4vH7m

12/10/2025

We should argue about what kind of potato chips are the best...

11/10/2025

Me: tries to have a serious conversation with my kids.
Them: ‘ok boomer.’
Now I understand why Homer strangled Bart.

11/10/2025

Teenagers: Mum, can you drive me?
Me: checks roster, sighs, pours coffee.
This is my life now.

11/10/2025

You should have strong opinions about toast and be unapologetic about it. Go...

10/10/2025

Teenagers: the universe's way of reminding you you’re not as funny as you think.

10/10/2025

Coffee doesn’t wake me up anymore. It just stops me from crying. Sometimes it also makes me cry. So basically Im a mess. 😂

09/10/2025

This is too good 😂