Kate Shelby

Kate Shelby Caffeine-dependent life form. Patiently waiting for the aliens to take me back to their planet.

These strawberries need to calm down.
25/09/2025

These strawberries need to calm down.

164 dollars later
24/09/2025

164 dollars later

I just realized my fridge has gone kaput, less than 24 hours after shopping day. This is karma for pi***ng people off in...
18/09/2025

I just realized my fridge has gone kaput, less than 24 hours after shopping day.

This is karma for pi***ng people off in local community groups with my opinions on parking and architectural design. None of which I have any educational background in.

I don't build buildings. I just judge them once they are built. 🤣

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18/09/2025

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Pink Lady is the only answer.
18/09/2025

Pink Lady is the only answer.

Fine. Take my money.
17/09/2025

Fine. Take my money.

I'm basically your mum. Face timing you because I forgot where I put my glasses.
16/09/2025

I'm basically your mum. Face timing you because I forgot where I put my glasses.

16/09/2025

Toodled out to the shed in a towel and a shirt to grab my earbuds. Beautiful starry night.

My towel falls off. Arse hanging out everywhere. I go to pick it up the towel, the dog sits on it. He won't move. He thinks its hilarious.

So there I am, playing tug of war with a towel with my lady bits out, and it occurs to me, I'm surrounded by 2 story houses, and nobody gets a free show.

Pay up ya pervs. 💰

Well, it could be worse? 🤣
11/09/2025

Well, it could be worse? 🤣

11/09/2025

The US is wild. When debates and rallys, with extreme views on both sides are present, why the fk would you hold something like that at a university?

Don't get me wrong, nobody deserves to be shot and killed. But come on, it's not the place for it. Why would an educational institution - who should be somewhat nuetral - even consider allowing it on campus?

I see that kind of stuff rearing it's head here. It's not that debate shouldn't be present in society, but these groups start to operate like a cult, and then their leaders get shot.

History will repeat itself, time and time again, because humans refuse to learn.

09/09/2025

The machine machine error noise is exactly how I wanted to start my day. Everything's on its last legs around here. 🤣😭

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