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08/04/2024

Father to son after an exam. The father said: "let me see your report card".
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He said he wants to use it and scare his parents.
Father: What is your score in the result.
Son: I scored the highest number in the class.
Father: what is the highest number in the class?
Son: we are 52 students in the class and I took 52 position in the class.
Father: son from today you will start following me to the farm.
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08/04/2024

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher!!!
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08/04/2024

A boy went to school and asked his teacher "May I use the toilet".
Teacher: No unless you say your ABC's.
Boy: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Teacher: Where's your p.
Boy: Running down my body.

22/02/2024

Pastor made an altar call and said, Let every young men and ladies looking for life partner come to the front of the altar.
Pastor: Pastor said, We have been praying before now. Today we're going to make it practical. let every young men at the front of the altar, Hold tight the ladies of their choice.
Omo come and see race the ladies were running and the young men were after them.
Pastor: Pastor kept on shouting, Receive strength to pursue and overtake!, Receive strength to pursue and overtake!!, Receive strength to pursue and overtake!!!.

22/02/2024

Teacher: Bola, why are you late.
Bola: Because of the sign.
Teacher: Which sign.
Bola: The sign that says slow down, school ahead.
Teacher: Are you okay, That sign is for drivers that are speeding too much.

22/02/2024

Teacher: I killed a person, Tell me this in future tense.
Student: In future tense you will go to jail.

21/02/2024

A little girl by name "Mary" came home from school and said to her mummy.
Mary: Mummy today in the school I was punished for something I didn't do.
Mummy: But that's terrible, I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this.
Mummy: By the way what was that you did not do.
Mary: My homework.

12/02/2024

FRIENDS WHO PLANNED TO COMMIT SU***DE.
There were five friends who wrote WAEC and their names are Musa, James, Bola, Emeka and Mike. Two made it, while three did not.
James and Mike passed the WAEC, while Musa, Emeka and Bola failed the WAEC.
The three that didn't make it were shouting I will kill myself, I will kill myself, I will kill myself, because they didn't make it.
The two students who made it, were surprised of their friends decision about killing their selves. The two friends were surprised to see their three friends alive the following day, because they vowed to kill themselves. They asked, friend's what happened, you didn't kill yourselves again?
Bola: Bola said, yes when I got to the refrigerator to drink water and kill myself I discovered my mummy stock our refrigerator with different goodies, so I decided to postpone my death to next week.
Musa: Goat stole my death.
Bola: What do you mean by goat stole your death.
Musa: Musa said, my food that I poisoned, I left it on the chair to get water inside, I discovered that the goat ate my food and died in place of me.
Emeka: Emeka said, I went to the bush to kill myself, after hanging the rope on the tree to kill myself, I climbed the tree to hang myself. All of a sudden I saw snake coming towards me with speed, I had no other choice than, to jump down and run for my life, Nna I nearly died.

11/02/2024

ANIMAL KINGDOM
In an animal kingdom, a meeting was held about which animal will become the king of the animals.
In that meeting all the animal where assembled, and there was a discussion about which will become the king of the animals.
All the animals started stating their qualification that warrant them, to be made as a king.
Lion: Lion said, I'm the king of the jungle, no animal crosses my territory without me feasting on it.
Elephant: Elephant said, I'm the most superior among the animals, no animal ever wrestled against me and won.
Chimpanzee: Chimpanzee said, I walk like a human being and I'm very powerful as well.
Tortoise: tortoise said, I'm the animal most gifted with wisdom.
That's how all the animals stated their qualification.
They all decided to have war against each other, any animal that is not injured during the war will be crowned as king.
When the war started tortoise hid himself in his shell and every other animal injured themselves.
Chimpanzee wanted to force tortoise out of his shell and his finger was stuck inside tortoise a**s.
When the whole war was over tortoise came out of his shell and all the animals hailed, long leave tortoise the king.

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06/02/2024

Bukky: mummy and daddy they gave us mathematics home work at school.
Mummy: ah! Give it to your daddy your daddy said he is the best mathematician in his time.
Daddy: now I remember, Bukky give the home work to your mummy to solve for you. Your mummy said she always take first position in her class and moreover I'm the one making provision for school fees, I cannot come back from work and be solving mathematics.
Mummy: Bukky what is this, this is a very simple mathematics that you cannot solve, see your big head like your father head.
Mummy: Bukky you know what you will do, go to school early and copy from your friends tomorrow.
Bukky did what her mother told her and she scored zero.
Bukky: Bukky came back home crying and the mother asked bukky why are you crying. Bukky said mummy because of you my teacher flogged me, I copied the assignment answer from my friend and I scored zero.
Mummy: you see why I said you are just like your father, you are not smart like me. Why will you copy from olodo like you.
Daddy: Bukky what did you score today, did you score everything your mother solved for you.
Mummy: Bukky go inside and get me water.
Mummy: honey, it's high time we get home teacher for bukky, because the mathematics I am solving cooking in the kitchen and taking care of other house responsibility is more than enough for me.

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06/02/2024

Ah! Bukky, why are you eating your snacks before the assembly?
Bisi is because of that our teacher that use to do longer throat in the class.
Bukky: Ah! Bisi you have to be smart whenever you open your snacks either cough or spit inside it, can't you see me whenever I'm eating my food I will first bring out the meat and leak it and put it back in the food flask and eat my food and whenever I do that she looses Interest on joining me to eat.
Bisi: thank you bukky for this your idea, I will be enjoying my food alone in the class now.

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