Frazz

Frazz Frazz is the janitor at Bryson Elementary. He tours halls with a broom and fills heads with ideas.

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/09/11It’s easy to believe that the whole cliché of sucking up to teachers with apple...
11/09/2026

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/09/11
It’s easy to believe that the whole cliché of sucking up to teachers with apples is just a cute feel-good trope made up by publishers and advertisers. But apparently it has its roots in teachers being so poorly paid that it was more of a charity thing. Which is probably why we go with the easy cliché.

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/09/10For the record (meaning, to reiterate what everybody already knows), I do not f...
10/09/2026

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/09/10
For the record (meaning, to reiterate what everybody already knows), I do not follow football. But it certainly follows me. It’s everywhere. Which is how I’m familiar with its (and our) comfort, even glee, in its role as a sublimation of military conflict. And how I’m aware that, here in Michigan anyway, the season is starting off more Catch-22 than Patton.

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/09/09We’ve all heard or read about a few very successful people who save their menta...
09/09/2026

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/09/09
We’ve all heard or read about a few very successful people who save their mental bandwidth for the big decisions by reducing little decisions like what to wear. Maybe one of three suits, maybe the same jeans and black t-shirt.* There’s something brilliant about that, and I’m clearly not that brilliant. I have too many clothes in too many colors. But an alarming number of the items are 15-20 years old or more, so there’s that.
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* I really avoid thinking about other people’s money, but I do wonder how much that dude’s black t-shirts cost, and how many/few laundry cycles they endured before they were replaced, and how much they went for at the thrift store

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/09/07… while the guy who wrote the cartoon about the irony of taking the day off wor...
07/09/2026

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/09/07
… while the guy who wrote the cartoon about the irony of taking the day off work to celebrate working definitely does not take the day off work to draw more cartoons on more days worth celebrating. In case more irony was needed. Hey, the best job in the world isn’t the best job because it’s easy.

Oops. Looks like I walked off an entire closing quotation mark there. I’d say I hope my editors noticed that before it w...
06/09/2026

Oops. Looks like I walked off an entire closing quotation mark there. I’d say I hope my editors noticed that before it went up on GoComics, but GoComics doesn’t run the lagniappe panel. So I hope they caught it for the (very few) papers that run that panel in their own edition. Otherwise, you’re who I do this panel for, and I pluck that from my archives where my editors can’t help me. I guess I could put them in myself right now, but you seem like you can handle it, and I’ve got more strips to write and draw and hopefully not screw up.

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/09/05Just the other day some pretty violent storms ripped through where I live, and ...
05/09/2026

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/09/05
Just the other day some pretty violent storms ripped through where I live, and I’m thinking: I bet once the trees are all blown down, we might find ourselves a little nostalgic for the days we spent freaking out about the leaves changing color and falling too soon.

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/09/04My dad was a public-schools teacher who worked his butt off during the summer (...
04/09/2026

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/09/04
My dad was a public-schools teacher who worked his butt off during the summer (as a carpenter) to make ends meet and (as a guy who wouldn’t have been himself otherwise) putting on community choral and theater productions. But he always found two weeks to pack up the kids and the big canvas tent, cotton sleeping bags, cooler and Coleman stove and shove off to explore anywhere within driving range. We never stayed in a hotel, fancy or seedy, rarely ate in a restaurant, and we certainly never went to an amusement park or anything else too built around tourist dollars. It was almost entirely state and national parks. It was modest, but it was the opposite of humble, and while it’s the rare kid who fully appreciates it at the time, in retrospect it was one of the greatest gifts my parents ever gave me. The other was college. Even though I dropped out (foolishly) to pursue the career that brought me here (fortunate beyond the foolishness), college was another thing I didn’t fully appreciate at the time. When the wheels finally come off this career, I might go back to college and finish up. And I very much intend to go back to traveling to the kind of parks and places you sleep in a tent. Though I don’t think a canvas one is an option anymore. I sure hope the parks still are by then.

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