The Neon Gutter

26/08/2025

Here's a 4K look into our recent fancy stay in a fancy suite at the very fancy Crockfords Las Vegas.

21/08/2025

Our massive ad campaign is working! Unprecedented response, with thousands upon thousands following the signs right into the Neon Gutter. Early estimates indicate we've already saved Las Vegas tourists millions (billions?) of dollars and infinite disappointments. And the Neon Gutter Summer continues!

18/08/2025

Thanks to our exciting new marketing campaign, we're huge now! Media requests, adoring fans, opportunists trying to get a piece of our success. We're so big that Burt's struggling to keep up on the switchboard.

How'd we pull it off? Listen to the latest episode about Burt and Matt's whirlwind Vegas business trip, luxury accommodations, and high-stakes negotiations. We also cover the latest in the town's free entertainment, free pools, and lowered table game limits. It's on all your favorite podcast platforms and https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-7zd58-193886a

01/08/2025

It is with heavy, heavy hearts that we report Las Vegas's greatest and most entertaining casino, the Poker Palace, will close forever on October 1. No more $3 blackjack, $20 battle royale poker tournaments, or $14 16 oz. T-Bones.

We will be sending this truly wonderful establishment a bon voyage via a 24 hour nonstop visit before it shutters forever. But as we mourn we have to wonder, did one of you wiggle a kiosk one too many times?

31/07/2025

We promised a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT, but you had no idea it would be this major. At great expense, the Neon Gutter Podcast has launched a major ad campaign that will reach millions in Las Vegas. Read the press release here: https://neongutter.com/NeonGutter_press_release073125.pdf.

Tell your friends, keep it a secret from your enemies, and keep an eye out for our ads wherever you recycle aluminum cans!

30/07/2025

The Patty Powers show at the Tuscany was LIT!!! Mobility scooters were discarded and replacement hips were dislocated.

We'll have more exciting details from our recent trip soon, PLUS a MAJOR, HUGE, MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT that will forever transform the Neon Gutter (for the better this time). Stay Tuned, and tell your friends so they can say they knew us before...

26/07/2025

Join the Neon Gutter on Monday evening, July 28, at the Tuscany for the "supercharged" lounge performance of the inimitable Patty Powers. The show is free, a true rarity these days, particularly on a weekday.

We'll be the guys with the measuring cups verifying that the Tuscany's "Vegas's Largest Martinis" are indeed the promised twelve ounces. And legal pads to prepare our class-action lawsuit if they are not.

'Patty Powers' performs live at the 15th Annual Music and Fashion Expo Las Vegas with a great song by Sade - "Is it a Crime" ...

23/07/2025

Neon Gutter Summer continues as our relentless pressure has forced the Sahara to eliminate resort fees. You're welcome!

Now we'll work on bringing the Checkmates, Sonny Charles and Sweet Louie, back to the Casbar Lounge.

30/06/2025

We think this deal at the Downtown Grand is the best hotel deal of the summer. What do you think? Play along with our Tournament of Deals™ on the latest episode of The Neon Gutter.

25/06/2025

NEON GUTTER SUMMER rolls on! In a direct challenge to the snooty joints on the Strip, the Poker Palace offers the cheapest all-you-can-eat deal in Las Vegas! $3.99 for spaghetti after 4 PM on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. You've got 60 minutes to stuff your face, so bring your appetite and an egg timer. It is not clear whether an individual ordering two spaghettis gets 120 minutes or the two would run concurrently.

Your move, Bellagio and Fontainebleau!

23/06/2025

We won the battle! Vegas has surrendered to the swelling hordes of Neon Gutter listeners and lowered prices on sleeping, eating, and drinking. $50 all-in rooms, free pizza, $5 craps for everyone! Enlist, share this important news, and discover the spoils of victory in our latest episode. This is the NEON GUTTER SUMMER!

Available on all respectable podcast platforms or at the web site.

Congratulations! The force of the Neon gutter and its legion of listeners have brought Vegas to its knees. In this episode, The Neon Gutter crew proudly share the cornucopia of cheap sleeping, eating, and gambling deals popping up all over Vegas in trembling response to the Neon Gutter’s powerful ...