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24/01/2025

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24/01/2025

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The way it is 😂😂😂
22/01/2025

The way it is 😂😂😂

42 Executive Orders signed by President Trump.1.Declaring a National Emergency at the Southern Border2.Designating Mexic...
22/01/2025

42 Executive Orders signed by President Trump.

1.Declaring a National Emergency at the Southern Border

2.Designating Mexican Drug Cartels as Foreign Terrorist Organizations

3.Reinstating the ‘Remain in Mexico’ Policy
4.Ending Birthright Citizenship for Children of Illegal Immigrants

5.Defending Women from Gender Ideology Extremism

6.Eliminating Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) Programs in Federal Agencies

7.Withdrawing from the Paris Climate Agreement

8.Declaring a National Energy Emergency

9.Reversing Electric Vehicle Mandates

10.Implementing ‘Schedule F’ for Federal Employees

11.Relocating U.S. Space Command Headquarters to Alabama

12.Pardoning Individuals Convicted in Relation to January 6 Events

13.Halting Federal Funding for Abortion Services

14.Suspending Security Clearances for Officials Linked to Hunter Biden Scandal

15.Establishing a Federal Bitcoin Reserve

16.Releasing Classified Documents on JFK, RFK, and MLK Assassinations

17.Reversing AI Regulation Policies

18.Imposing Tariffs on Imports from China, Mexico, and Canada

19.Reinstating the Ban on Transgender Military Service

20.Prohibiting Transgender Women from Participating in Women’s Sports

21.Halting Government Offshore Wind Leases

22.Renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America

23.Reverting Mount Denali to Mount McKinley

24.Freezing Federal Workforce Hiring

25.Easing Regulations on Oil and Gas Production

26.Pausing Congress’ TikTok Ban to Seek a U.S. Buyer

27.Reversing Biden-Era Immigration Policies

28.Pulling Out of the World Health
organisations

29.Eliminating Federal Funding for DEI Programs

30.Establishing the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)

31.Reinstating the ‘Muslim Ban

32.Ending Birthright Citizenship

33.Reforming the Criminal Justice System

34.Banning Critical Race Theory in Federal Agencies

35.Demanding Increased NATO Contributions

36.Confronting China on Trade Practices

37.Ending the War in Ukraine

38.Supporting Law Enforcement

39.Promoting School Choice

40.Restricting Refugee Admissions

41.Increasing Federal Focus on Fentanyl Trafficking

42.Launching a National Infrastructure Plan

Can you do it, talk true
20/01/2025

Can you do it, talk true

😂💔😂WÃTCHING FÖỌ́TBALL WITH A WOMAN👩 IS REALLY STRESSFUL😂💔😂Wife👩: which teams are playing.👱🏾‍♂️Husband: Arsenal vs Manche...
19/01/2025

😂💔😂WÃTCHING FÖỌ́TBALL WITH A WOMAN👩 IS REALLY STRESSFUL😂💔😂

Wife👩: which teams are playing.

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United

👩Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: that's a good team...

👩Wife: is Drogba playing ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...

👩Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain ...

👩Wife :okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for.

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: its a warning to the player. ..
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United....

👩Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has
scored ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United ...!!

👩Wife: [furious] how ? it should be arsenal who should have
scored !!

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [silent]

👩Wife: what is that red card for ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the
pitch for misbehaving.

👩Wife: then is he going to be a coach ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no ...

👩Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning;
red=danger.

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: exactly darling...

👩Wife :what about the green card ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play ....

👩Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup ...
Husband: [silent]

👩Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger.

👩Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchester
Wenger ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [changes the channel to Zee World

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Choose one you can take all day without being fed up 😄
18/01/2025

Choose one you can take all day without being fed up 😄

SOME 2025 SOCIAL RULES THAT MAY HELP YOU IN THIS NEW YEAR:1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they do...
17/01/2025

SOME 2025 SOCIAL RULES THAT MAY HELP YOU IN THIS NEW YEAR:
1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they have something important to attend to;
2. Return money that you have borrowed even before the person that borrowed you remember or ask for it. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with umbrellas, pens and lunch boxes.
3. Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is giving you a lunch/dinner.
4. Don’t ask awkward questions like ‘Oh so you aren’t married yet?’ Or ‘Don’t you have kids’ or ‘Why didn’t you buy a house?’ Or why don't you buy a car? For God’s sake it isn’t your problem;
5. Always open the door for the person coming behind you. It doesn’t matter if it is a guy or a girl, senior or junior. You don’t grow small by treating someone well in public;
6. If you take a taxi with a friend and he/she pays now, try paying next time;
7. Respect different shades of opinions. Remember what's 6 to you will appear 9 to someone facing you. Besides, second opinion is good for an alternative;
8. Never interrupt people talking. Allow them to pour it out. As they say, hear them all and filter them all;
9. If you tease someone, and they don’t seem to enjoy it, stop it and never do it again. It encourages one to do more and it shows how appreciative you're;
10. Say “thank you” when someone is helping you.
11. Praise publicly. Criticize privately;
12. There’s almost never a reason to comment on someone’s weight. Just say, “You look fantastic.” If they want to talk about losing weight, they will;
13. When someone shows you a photo on their phone, don’t swipe left or right. You never know what’s next;
14. If a colleague tells you they have a doctors' appointment, don’t ask what it’s for, just say "I hope you’re okay". Don’t put them in the uncomfortable position of having to tell you their personal illness. If they want you to know, they'll do so without your inquisitiveness;
15. Treat the cleaner with the same respect as the CEO. Nobody is impressed at how rude you can treat someone below you but people will notice if you treat them with respect;
16. If a person is speaking directly to you, staring at your phone is rude;
17. Never give advice until you’re asked;
18. When meeting someone after a long time, unless they want to talk about it, don’t ask them their age and salary;
19. Mind your business unless anything involves you directly - just stay out of it;
20. Remove your sunglasses if you are talking to anyone in the street. It is a sign of respect. Moreso, eye contact is as important as your speech; and
21. Never talk about your riches in the midst of the poor. Similarly, don't talk about your children in the midst of the barren.
22. After reading a good message try to say "Thanks for the message".
APPRECIATION remains the easiest way of getting what you don't have.
Happy weekend

I wonder oo 😂😁😂
16/01/2025

I wonder oo 😂😁😂

Dinner is served 🤗🤗
15/01/2025

Dinner is served 🤗🤗

Interviewer: How much amount of milk doesyour cow produce?Farmer: which one, black one or white one?Interviewer: Black o...
14/01/2025

Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?

Farmer: which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer : Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer : In the "kiugo"

Interviewer: And the White one?

Farmer: In the "kiugo" also

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do
you feed them?

Farmer: which one..black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on
asking if black one or white one when answers
are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Its also mine.

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14/01/2025

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