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13/11/2022

RNC 2024 is a serious worry. Say DeSantis is the nominee. I can see the MAGA folks following along with that. The real trouble will be the Rules and Platform fights. The old-guard conservatives like me--those pushing for broad-strokes platform planks and for Rules that emphasize caucuses over primaries while still trying to accommodate the needs of blue-state Republicans-- are all gone. Even if we wanted to come back and waste thousands of dollars being harassed and threatened, we aren't likely to win local delegate selection races.

Via The Resurgent:
09/07/2019

Via The Resurgent:

Amy McGrath declares her candidacy for US Senate and immediately becomes a Quixotic figure.

03/07/2016

:)
Some humour for your Sunday:

Things Delegate Davis is not allowed to do:

1. Greet the Chairman of the party by kneeling and proclaiming “Hail Cesar!”

2. Greet the nominee with a N**i salute (no matter how fitting).

3. I may not declare that I am Boadicea reborn, here to save my people from oppressive invaders.

4. Request my caffeine intravenously.

5. Beg the Secret Service to “Just please shoot me now”.

6. Loudly compare the food services offered at the RNC and DNC conventions.

7. Imply that we are feasting on the unborn when being served eggs for breakfast.

8. I will cease saying “Bless your heart” to “damned Yankees” immediately.

9. I will cease referring to any delegate from North of the Mason Dixon line as a Damned Yankee

10. Taunt the delegates from California.

11. Demand to see the citizenship papers of delegates from New Mexico.

12. Being offered whiskey when I asked for Bourbon is not an offense punishable by death.

13. I am not allowed to vote for Sweet Meteor of Death

14. I am not allowed to encourage others to vote for Sweet Meteor of Death

15. Clothing is NOT optional on the convention floor.

16. I may not scream “Off with their heads” when other delegates disagree with me.

17. “Let them eat cake” is not a valid Platform resolution.

18. I shall not refer to the Chief of Staff for a United States Senator as a “noob”.

19. Never dare a Texan.

20. Greeting the delegates from Oklahoma with the “Hook `em Horns” hand gesture is not advised.

21. I am not authorized to drive the charter bus.

22. Protestors are not “unruly peasants”.

23. I am not authorized to “disperse these unruly peasants”.

24. My job as a delegate is not to “drive my enemy before me and hear the lamentations of their women”.

25. “Will vote 4 food” is not an acceptable T-shirt slogan.

26. “Will trade my vote for sweet sweet loot” is also not an acceptable t-shirt slogan.

27. Woopie cushions are strictly forbidden on the convention floor

28. I am not authorized to act as an “agent of secession” for my state.

29. I will immediately cease demanding to see the birth certificate of every other delegate.

30. I am not authorized to form a “delegate’s militia”

31. I will not shout “UNCLEAN” at another candidate’s delegates.

32. I will not taunt the Secret Service with free bus tickets out of town.

33. I am not compelled by the Lord to lay hands on protestors in order to drive off demons
34. Trial by combat is not an acceptable form of voting.

35.--- wasn't funny---

36. I am not allowed to joke about jihad

37. I am not a duly elected representative of the “People’s Republic of Go F--- Yourself”.

38. Cthulu is not “coming to save us all”.

39. I am not allowed to give “better barricade building” seminars to protestors.

40. I am not allowed to make up lewd alternative wording for patriotic anthems.

41. Deustchland Uber Alles is not the National Anthem.

42. Metal detectors are not agents of Satan.

43. I do not have shrapnel from the Revolutionary War in my hip that precludes the use of metal detectors.

44. I will not refer to my state chairman/woman as “Dear Leader”.

45. I will cease demanding “the finest muffins and bagels in all the land” from the floor ushers.

46. I have not personally met Thomas Paine, Samuel Adams, or Patrick Henry and I will cease telling candidates “You are not him”.

47. No, I may NOT suggest binding our Platform in cute little books with red covers.

48. I may not whip votes for the institution of a dance-off for the Presidential nomination.

49. “Let’s blow this joint” is not acceptable wording for the Motion to Adjourn.

50. I am absolutely forbidden to chain myself to other delegates and shout “Give us us Free!”

13/06/2016

Trump states that he will keep America safe by banning all Muslims by executive order.

Remember how I used to say "give me control of the sample and the questions and I'll give you a poll where the majority of Americans support Hi**er for president?"

It wasn't a challenge to see if you could ACTUALLY elect an imperialistic demagogue, y'all!

I know that a great many of you will identify with this.http://www.nationalreview.com/article/436244/exgop-shock-disaffi...
11/06/2016

I know that a great many of you will identify with this.

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/436244/exgop-shock-disaffiliation-leaving-gop?utm_source=NR&utm_medium=SatEmail&utm_campaign=June10Nordlinger&utm_term=VDHM

Editor’s Note: In the current issue of National Review, we have a piece by Jay Nordlinger called “The Shock of Disaffiliation: On leaving the Republican party.” Today in his Impromptus, Mr. Nordlinger expands that piece. Last year, when the presidential season got going, I made an observation: Donal...

09/06/2016

Key issues the GOP-controlled Congress could have addressed in this year’s NDAA.

Retweeted Rob Bluey ():Obama Raided $500M for Zika to Finance UN’s Green Climate Fund https://t.co/vgfm31attt via
23/05/2016

Retweeted Rob Bluey ():

Obama Raided $500M for Zika to Finance UN’s Green Climate Fund https://t.co/vgfm31attt via

You might ask—so what did the administration spend the infectious disease money on earlier this year? You guessed it… climate change.

Retweeted Daniel Horowitz ():Renee Ellmers, the biggest RINO in the history of the House, describes herself as "a leader...
23/05/2016

Retweeted Daniel Horowitz ():

Renee Ellmers, the biggest RINO in the history of the House, describes herself as "a leader in the Trump camapign" https://t.co/KTUgGGz6Fp

campaign 2016, Congress, George Holding, Renee Ellmers -02: Two guys, a girl and a Crabtree by Brant Clifton • May 22, 2016 • 4 Comments Well, WRAL hosted a debate featuring the three candidates for this US House seat Thursday night.  Here’s the video.  Of course, I watched — so you don’t HAVE to...

Retweeted Tony Powers ():My friend Daniel Horowitz makes the case for "representative" primaries.... https://t.co/OxJZi8...
23/05/2016

Retweeted Tony Powers ():

My friend Daniel Horowitz makes the case for "representative" primaries.... https://t.co/OxJZi8Ay9q

There is a good chance that no new conservatives will be elected to the U.S. Senate. Few if any conservatives will be on ballots for the House. As for the GOP Presidential nominee... well...

Much as I would like that, the rules we were elected under here in WA are clear. https://t.co/kEpycsXFck
23/05/2016

Much as I would like that, the rules we were elected under here in WA are clear. https://t.co/kEpycsXFck

“I've read none of the delegates are technically bound to any of the state results & can vote for whoever they want https://t.co/Ybf65pvKMP”

Retweeted John Hergt (): US invited me to Open Carry but I declined: https://t.co/L3n6I31qwh
23/05/2016

Retweeted John Hergt ():

US invited me to Open Carry but I declined: https://t.co/L3n6I31qwh

Get the whole picture - and other photos from John Hergt

23/05/2016

Retweeted Guy Benson ():

WaPo poll: Plurality of GOP-leaning voters don't believe Trump represents "core values" of their party (45/48), but most will vote for him.

Retweeted Matt Rinker ():  https://t.co/J9CfVm7cI9
23/05/2016

Retweeted Matt Rinker ():

https://t.co/J9CfVm7cI9

Get the whole picture - and other photos from Matt Rinker

As excited as we are over this, please keep in mind that WA delegates are bound by primary results :( https://t.co/Z3bdK...
23/05/2016

As excited as we are over this, please keep in mind that WA delegates are bound by primary results :( https://t.co/Z3bdKaOrzI

“Trump wins just ONE delegate in WA state”

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