The Wooly Enquirer

24/08/2017

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28/05/2014

Page 10 of one of the end of the year woolies! The Mario Party Leaderboard, written in Ancient Babylonian. Some things to notice: 1) Paul's one-and-done John Elway Maneuever, as seen on the graph. 2) Despite a valiant effort, Gibbs ended up trophyless in both the Race for Second and the Race for Second in the Race for Second. 3) See that one half Jeremiah marker? That was from the time where Jeremiah subbed in right before a massive Zap Yo Dumb [Ice Cream Truck] sequence. 4) Nick won the most Waluigi points (vacuum cleaner time)

14/11/2013

An old favorite! "The Bear is lurking in your backyard. You are grilling in said backyard. Either way, you’re both in the backyard. You. The Bear. Backyard. Got it? And did I mention the bear is in your backyard, like the same backyard you are standing in. So what do you do? " - Issue 48

03/10/2013

"Fiebs, use Strangle!"
"Fiebs turned around and strangled his trainer"
"His trainer blacked out!"
"Fiebs fled to Curaw"

12/08/2013

In other news, Nick recently changed his name to Nicholas "Nick" NcBecker in an effort to promote his new law practice "Bucket Attorneys and Associates". Senor Eduardo de la Nick was recently hired on as a part-time Mafia Consultant. Speaking from his firm's new laundromat, Mr. NcBecker declined to comment on the involvement of Admiral Beckamoto in the sinking of the USS Gibbsinator. It is reported that President Gibbs was in the gym at the time of the unfortunate accident.

06/08/2013

News from the front! Gromtertrons United has released their official playlist for the summer:
"Memories of Nick"
"Bessie's Song"
"Get Fiebs Goin' "
"Do Work Son!"
"DPTA Creature Mix"
"Giraffe"
All profits received will be donated to the Hungry WoodChuck Foundation - "Cheetos, once you give them to a WoodChuck, he's screwed!" The collector's edition also includes a bonus audio track of Hainen getting beat up.

28/12/2012

Rumblings of wooliness on the horizon...

28/11/2012

Issue 25, September 25, 2009

29/09/2012

"Battleground Vulnerability got shaken up this week with the surprise attack on Brian Harbor. Four of Jon’s battleships were sunk and 188 plastic bottles were destroyed... the Japanese government has expressed grave doubts about the situation. Indeed, Admiral Nickoku Beckamoto has reportedly stated that “I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant.” ... It is even rumored that That Jon Character (Official weapons contractor of McDonald’s) has developed a Party EMP... Such weapons have been banned since the Geneva Party Convention in Nick’s Room..." - excerpt from "Vulnerability over the Pacific," Issue 46. (Mar 26, 2010)

18/09/2012

The Great WoodChuck does not approve of this map!

18/07/2012