19/07/2018
THE BLURST OF TIMES: 7/18/18
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- PROPHECY! The most significant event of the Trump Presidency is going to come to pass in about three to four months, when Mueller makes his final, final report and finds that Trump, his Cabinet and everyone in his family (except Barron) is culpable for high crimes and treasons of all shapes and sizes. Trump will address the issue in a primetime extra-special, super-special. His thirst for ratings will be handicapped by his refusal to allow to CNN and MCNBC to attend, permitting only sycophantic Newscorp state media. Long gone are the days of that tenacious battle-axe Helen Thomas, her presence in the Press Corps cut short only by her mortality and those comments she made about Jews.
- BRAIN MATTER! will leak down the back of Trump's throat as he enters the Rose Garden. He will hold an empty envelope meant to symbolize the Mueller's report, which he will never read. He will declare it to be "fake news" and wave it around dramatically in his fat, greasy little small fingers. The wind will carry it away, then then he'll leave on Air Force One to spend the weekend in Mar-A-Lago.
- IT WILL SORTA BE LIKE Andrew Jackson's infamous defiance of Supreme Court Justice John Marshall. Marshall forbade Trump from banishing various Native-American tribes westward off their lands, to which the President said something to the effect of, "Justice Marshall has made his ruling. Now let him enforce it."
- HALF OF THE COUNTRY of the country will react in stunned silence, waiting for some national leader, or politician, or institution with any semblance of authority to come forward and say "NO! This aggression will not stand!" No one will. Not Hillary, not Schumer, not Pelosi. Not your vegan Aunt who lives in Vermont. Not even Rorschach, his Medicaid long since ended due to GOP cuts to social services- he will look down upon the suffering masses and whisper, ".... ."
- TRUMP'S SUPPORTERS will collapse into a feral, apoplectic celebration across America like they all just caught the "rage" virus in 28 Days Later or the "Hate" virus in transformers (nostalgia!!!). In colluding with a corrupt foreign dictatorship and stripping America of its remaining public wealth, Trump repays his voters by robbing and killing them through tax codes and environmental/health care laws.
- THE ECSTASY OF OBLITERATION: This is what it feels like to be Raptured in a universe with no God. Consumed by your social betters. Free to put your worldly fears aside, to curl up into a ball, to embrace the darkness that has always waited there for you. Achey? Have an Advil.
Stay Strong, you. No one else can do it for you.
