Weekly Skews

18/06/2025

: On today’s show, America did the impossible, we somehow made parades more boring. Then we break down the life and many careers of the Minnesota assassin, who seems to have confused the whole world with one weird trick he invented: Lying On His Resume.

12/06/2025

Stephen Miller's villain origin story

11/06/2025

A growing number of powerful people call for the drone striking of Greta Thunberg so nerds can feel free to dress as hummus for Halloween. (We swear these are real things.) Then we get into the weekend’s ICE protests in L.A., Trump sending in the National Guard, and whether we need the Marines to stop a couple Mexican guys from riding dirt bikes. Join us.

05/06/2025

Trae Crowder and Mark Agee discuss 50 Cent snitching on Diddy to Trump.

04/06/2025

Trump pardons a grab bag of weirdo scammers, but it’s the potential pardon of an (alleged) pervert that drew the ire of the history’s greatest hater, 50 Cent. Then we talk about how Joni Ernst was honest exactly one time about this government’s health policy and everyone got mad. It involves actively trying to give you cancer while taking treatments away, but don’t worry, they have a solution: Go pet a cow (not kidding).

28/05/2025

The unredacted JFK Files detail a shocking conspiracy (not that one). Trump hosts the world’s worst crypto party, but don’t worry, the people were hella cool. Then we get into the hot new legislation as crypto tries to go legit at the same time Bitcoin guys are getting their fingers cut off and robbed with chainsaws.

12/03/2025

19/02/2025

Howdy. This week “The President killed an American dog in Kinshasa,” and other topics that feel like Bob Dylan lyrics, including the Eric Adams saga: “The Mayor took a plea bargain to sell the town.” Plus does anyone know how to fix nukes? We have some sudden job openings. Unless your field is using a weather machine to heist Fort Knox, that role is apparently filled. Join us.

12/02/2025

Unfortunately we have to talk about Elon again because a bunch of people are still pretending DOGE is about “cost cutting.” We get into what it’s really about, which involves a Chinese Tony Stark and hooking our nukes up to a computer that can’t buy eggs right.

05/02/2025

We solved the California Water War mystery. Plus a 19-year-old named BigBalls has seized control of the U.S. Treasury, it’s probably fine.

29/01/2025

This week, Dr. Phil gets a Junior Deputy ICE badge, MS-13 signs up for AP calc, the CIA gets it Black History Month pizza party canceled, and the Q Shaman announces plans for a Supermarket Sweep at the gun store. A real stupid era for America ramps up.