15/12/2020
At SMPH, we abhor unsafe practices, such as reckless driving or tearing open interdimensional rifts for board game night. But reckless driving is the biggest pet peeve our corporate overlords go on about. Mostly because said overlord is a powerful sorceror who binds all his employess with magical contracts. Don't believe me? Ask yourself, when was the last time you saw a pizzer worker look like they still have a soul?