Matthew Ehlers presents

28/05/2026

I met Jerry Jones through friends in local theatre. I cast him along with Amy & Eric in this short film. Jerry made me laugh whether I watched him from the back row of a theatre or a camera four feet from his nose. He was my first leading man & I am forever grateful to have worked with him. Love you, Jerbear.

Jerome is about to be taught a lesson. The night his hired hit-man ...

26/04/2026

TO: The Onion HQ

Too whom it may concern,

Where doth I send a resume? (which is just a screen capture of my Top Fan Facebook Badge)

Best, m@

22/04/2026

So incredibly thankful for Ben Collins, The Onion & Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker! Truly a great day for satire. Get a subscription to The Onion today. You can be a part of the ultimate middle finger to Alex Jones. Justice for the parents of Sandy Hook! 💜 https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18UQxW9mjz/

Tim Heidecker’s Next Project? Running InfoWars for The Onion

25/03/2026

50 years ago today, David Bowie had his mugshot taken by the Rochester Police Department in 1976. Bowie was arrested in a downtown Rochester hotel after performing at the Community War Memorial. He and three other people — one of them Iggy Pop — were charged with ma*****na possession. In May 1976, the charges were effectively dismissed after a grand jury declined to indict him.

20/03/2026

Still working on this. Reports of a Fall 2017 release date where greatly exaggerated.

It’s been 50 years since the night David Bowie was arrested by the Rochester Police after a show on March 20, 1976.

Read all about the incident that brought us Bowie’s iconic mug shot: https://www.rochesterfirst.com/rochester/50-years-ago-today-david-bowie-arrested-in-rochester/

18/01/2026

Western NY now suffering from Post-Seasonal Affective Disorder 🦬 😞

15/01/2026

So proud of all the hard work being done at Visual Studies Workshop. Please join me in congratulating them on the Andy Warhol Foundation Grant.

VSW is honored to be among this incredible cohort of organizations receiving support from the Andy Warhol Foundation for the Visual Arts! We are grateful to the foundation and excited for the upcoming season of programming.

15/01/2026

Proof that the Buffalo Bills are still in the NFL Playoffs. Supplies are limited!

07/01/2026

See you at the movies!

2.7M likes, 14.7K comments. “every company is every company”

17/12/2024

Why did the Macintosh fail a drug test?

Because it started each day with a *b**g*.