06/20/2025
SGT HORNE’S WEEKEND SAFETY BRIEF
“Alright, listen up, warriors! The weekend is here, but that don’t mean your common sense gets a 48-hour pass too. So let me hit you with some real quick do’s and definitely don’ts:
1. Don’t do dumb stuff.
If you gotta start your sentence with ‘Aye, watch this’… don’t. That’s how you end up in the ER, on someone’s Snapchat, and explaining to the Commander why your arm is in a sling on Monday.
2. If you drink…
Do it responsibly. Know your limit. That bottle ain’t your battle buddy, and Hennessy is not hydration. If you’re calling your ex, it’s already gone too far.
3. No DUIs.
If you drive drunk, you’ll meet three people: a cop, your 1SG, and Jesus. Call an Uber, your buddy, or better yet — don’t be stupid in the first place.
4. Be safe in the streets AND in the sheets.
Wrap it up. You don’t wanna come back with more than what you left with. Respect yourself and others.
5. Stay off the blotter.
If your name makes the blotter, I will personally laminate it, frame it, and hang it in the DFAC next to the menu.
6. Don’t go AWOL from reality.
If you’re feeling off, stressed, or just need to vent, my door is open. Don’t battle it alone. I’d rather listen to your story than read your eulogy.
Now go out there, enjoy your weekend, make smart decisions, and come back in one piece. I like all of y’all — some more than others — but I still wanna see every single one of you on Monday.”