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07/08/2026

There will be no morning dump today.

06/08/2026

August 6, 2026

President Trump continues to say he would rather make a deal with Iran rather than kill a bunch of people in Iran. While it’s true that most of the people in Iran are not big fans of the Iranian N**i Goat fornicating regime, they have yet to rise up and overthrow their government. That is most likely a side effect of all of the people getting murdered when they rise up and protest.

Currently President Trump wants to make a deal to keep the SOH open and a deal for the Iranian N**i Goat fornicating regime not to have a nuclear weapon. However, the Iranian N**i Goat fornicating regime is not going to negotiate from a position of truth. They are simply going to lie for self preservation.

The Iranian N**i Goat fornicating regime is working with Oman to open the SOH. I feel like we should be in control of how the SOH is opened. I don’t think we can trust Oman anymore that we can trust the Iranians in this deal.

Last night President Trump spoke in Vegas where he said “We’re knocking the hell out of them. I’d rather make a deal because I don’t wanna kill people. I do not want to kill people, but at some point we’re gonna – we had – we were set for the biggest attack of any attack. We’ve hit them very hard the last few months…”

Everybody do your own Trump impression by saying ‘It would’ve been a beautiful attack. There would’ve never been a more beautiful attack!’

The Iranian foreign minister of boat fornicating said that almost all topics are on the table with regard to the SOH.

President Trump tweeted on TruthSocial last night “The US has massive amounts of munitions, especially of certain types. Additionally, large amounts are being manufactured and shipped to the US as needed. Defense companies are building the large largest number of plants and factories in our countries history. The leakers of these treasonous statements are being hunted down. Long-term jail sentences will be sought! President DJT.”

Benjamin Netanyahu says the existence of Israel is not up for a negotiation with or without an agreement.




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As I mentioned before President Trump was in Las Vegas. His speech was about the economy and what the Trump administration is doing to make it better for the American people.“Here in Nevada we’ve created over 40,000 new jobs, lifted nearly 100,000 Nevadans off of food stamps… last month inflation dropped at the fastest rate it’s dropped in many years. And more Americans are working today. So the biggest thing for this whole thing. More Americans are working in the United States right now than any point in the history of our country.“

While it may be true that more Americans are working right now, their lives are miserable because they can’t afford anything because of the gas it takes to get to work.

A Marquette University law school poll of 1076 adults Nationwide showed that the cost of living was the most important issue to 35% of those interviewed. The economy was second at 15% and the Iran conflict was third at 10%. Of course the Iran conflict and the cost of living are tied together because of gas prices.



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Anti-American communist piece of crap Abdul El-Syed actually won the Democrat primary in Michigan. As if to prove he is a lunatic, he said “We’ve also gotta make sure that in the state we are not discriminating by documentation status. Right now if you’re undocumented, you don’t get access to a drivers license. So you’re stuck. You don’t get access to a lot of the basic things the state offers everybody else. I think that’s ridiculous. If we’re honest and serious about empowering our immigrant communities Then we’ve gotta put some money behind making sure that folks have the access to be able to train in their profession of choice…”

So when you give an undocumented illegal piece of crap who can’t read the English language a drivers license they kill people. They kill people even harder when they obtain a commercial drivers license and operate an 85,000 pound vehicle.



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A Senate committee will vote this morning as to whether or not to hold Anthony Fauci in contempt of Congress after he took the fifth amendment 111 times while testifying in front of the Senate committee.

While Dr. do**he bag Fauci says he vote the fifth amendment because Rand Paul has a vendetta against him and wants him behind bars, Dr. Fauci should have answered questions, because now he looks guilty.

Senator Rand Paul is handing this recommendation, if passed, directly to the Department of Justice. He said “If they choose to pursue it the judge will have a couple of choices. The judge could say well he’s allowed to plead the fifth or the judge could say well he’s been pardoned, why would he need to plead the fifth and of what value is testimony if he doesn’t have to promise not to lie. I mean why would you need the fifth amendment if all you have to do is come before the committee and not lie.“

Another subcommittee has obtained a copy of Dr. Fauci‘s phone. Senator Ron Johnson tweeted on X “The permanent subcommittee on investigations has obtained a copy of Dr. Fauci‘s phone from HHS. Hopefully, this device will address many of the questions he if you refused to answer during last week’s hearing.“

The Attorney General of Florida is looking into Waze he can charge Dr. do**he bag Fauci with state level crimes that are not covered by the Auto pen pardon.



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The FAA is investigating why commercial traffic wasn’t stopped when President Trump was flying on Marine One helicopters from the White House to the Air Force Base.



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People were stuck at the top of a ride in Ocean City New Jersey after the ride malfunctioned. People were stuck on the wipeout ride for about five minutes. When they were safely able to exit the ride most of them went to the bathroom to wipe out their butt crack.



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Vice president JD Vance Wade in on the Sophie Cunningham controversy. He said “what I would tell Sophie and anybody else is keep speaking your mind. You’re actually inspiring a dozen people for every person that criticizes you. And we cannot take our country back, we cannot save the United States of America unless you have people of courage who are speaking their minds…“

Meanwhile, a dude from France wants to play in the WNBA. The dude is a trans woman who obviously could dominate all of the statistical categories in the WNBA including the one about penetrating the defense. This transgendered thing cannot pass as a woman. He obviously has broad shoulders rather well defined biceps and a flat chest that does not have eraser tip ni***es. he is currently demanding that the WNBA make him an offer.

It has always been my contention that transgender should have their own leagues. That way transgender men and women can play in a coed sort of league. This would be more fair for the girls who want the addadicktome surgery because you never see women transitioning to men and then wanting to compete in men’s athletics. It’s just not a thing that happens.





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A 20% chance of storms overnight tonight with a high temperature of 94 and an overnight low of 71. 96 tomorrow with a 40% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 73. 100 on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday with an overnight low of 77, 79 and 79 respectively. 98 on Tuesday and Wednesday with a 20% chance of storms on Wednesday and an overnight low of 79.

06/08/2026

05/08/2026

August 5, 2026

Here in Kansas the vote no crowd won the day yesterday. I’m not sure if that would’ve been the same outcome had this been done on a presidential election year, but this is when they chose to put it on the ballot.

There was a lot of campaigning by the vote no crowd. I’m not sure all the information they put out was correct, but they won. So now judges will continue to be picked by a panel rather than by the population of the state.

Tyson won the Republican nomination for governor. Cindy Holscher has won the Democratic nomination for Kansas governor.

In Missouri, Bell beat Bush. Bush was a former member of the squad and a Democratic socialist of America candidate.

The DSA national cochair put out a statement. “We are heartbroken over this loss, and heartbroken over the fact that IPAC and other special interest group groups can still buy elections unfettered, but we know that thousands of doors that Cori and her team of supporters knocked weren’t in vain – they’re building toward a stronger, more coherent movement to fight against fascism.“ lol

Also the people of Missouri decided they wanted to continue to pay an income tax. All I can say is WTF?

In Michigan, the anti-American piece of human debris DSA candidate El-Syed is leading the female Chris Farley, Halle Stevens in the race for Senate. Currently it’s 48.6% to 47.3%, but not all the votes are counted in Detroit which is a stronghold for Stevens. both of these candidates believe they will win this election when all the votes are counted.

Aside from his anti-American communist beliefs, another huge reason why not to vote for El-Syed is because he has a dash in the middle of his last name. If you have a dash in the middle of your last name, you’re not an American. I guess the one exception to that would be if your women’s live wife forced you to take her last name and add it to your last name and put a dash in between. I guess that can still be considered American.



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An armed suspect was arrested in Los Angeles at President Trump‘s golf course just two days before President Trump was scheduled to visit there. The suspect was armed with a handgun (that he left in his car) loaded with hollowpoint bullets and an additional magazine. That could be anybody who can conceal carries anywhere in America.

However, this guy was casing the joint and taking notes on security. He was taking photos and videos, so they searched his pockets where they found the loaded magazine. When he was approached, the man claimed he was working for the state department which turned out to be bu****it. They then searched his vehicle where they found the pistol and another loaded magazine.

They later searched his home at where they found an A.R. 15 that was supposedly illegally modified. There’s no telling what California believes is an illegal modification to an AR 15. other items recovered at his home include a 19 1145 caliber pistol, an AR platform upper receiver, body armor, high capacity magazines, bulk pistol and rifle ammunition, multiple notebooks containing concerning statements, and two radio signal devices. honestly the only thing there that’s really concerning is the notebook full of concerning statements.

Jeanine John Taele is now facing four state charges. Those are felony second-degree robbery, manufacturing, felony importing, keeping for sale, giving or receiving large capacity magazines, misdemeanor carrying a concealed firearm in a vehicle, and felony possession of a short barrel rifle or shotgun.

He is also facing one federal charge. That charge is felony possession of an unregistered short barreled rifle.

President Trump safely hosted an RNC fundraiser at the golf course last night. He reacted to the arrest of the do**he bag on Fox News.“Well the only thing I get a little solace from is they say Only consequential presidents – and I am definitely consequential –…” the news cut off that quote but I’m sure he went to went on to talk about how if he weren’t successful, no one would want to kill him. I don’t think that’s true, no one wanted to kill Joe Biden. But maybe that’s because we were all just waiting for him to die.

Since July 13, 2024, President Trump has faced many threats and attempts on his life. On July 13, 2024 he was shot in the earlobe which I believe won the election for him. August 6, 2024 there was an Iranian linked murder for higher plot against President Trump. September 15, 2024 and assassination attempt in West Palm Beach Florida. April 25 of 2026 there was an attack at the White House correspondents dinner. On June 10 there was a plot to attack the UFC event at the White House. And on July 9 there was an Iranian assassination plot uncovered.

In addition to all of the threats against President Trump‘s life the FAA is investigating a safety incident with Marine One in Washington DC. The helicopter which was carrying President Trump, departed the White House For joint base Andrews, but commercial traffic at nearby Reagan Airport was not halted before Marine one took off. Fortunately, the FAA says there was no Dangerous close call.

The White House released a statement that said “Marine One flights are piloted by some of the best aviators in the world, and at no point was the president in harm’s way.“


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President Trump claims that the talks with the Iranian Goat fornicating N**i regime is going very well and if they back out they will be hit really hard. I’m pretty sure we’ve heard that before.

The Iranians continue to make conflicting public statements. And President Trump and Marco Rubio continue to remind the American people that we had to and have destroyed their nuclear capabilities for the most part.

United States Central command tweeted on X “the southern root of the Strait of Hormuz remains free and open for all commercial vessel seeking to transit the international waterway. Over the past three months, US forces have assisted more than 1000 vessels successfully the Strait despite unwanted Iranian aggression, and these transits continue today.“ A lot of good that’s doing my gas prices. These gas prices are bu****it.



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Do**he bag Bryan Kohberger we’ll meet with his new attorneys real soon to discuss how to withdraw his guilty plea. He claims his last attorneys lied to him about the conditions on death row and the consequences of pleading guilty to the four murders of the Idaho students.

Hopefully, this all works out and he gets executed.



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The Senate judiciary committee approved Todd Blanche as Attorney General. His confirmation goes to a vote in front of the full Senate. Todd Blanche is not as attractive as Pam Bondi.

Shockingly enough, Republican Susan Collins says she will vote against Todd Blanche. Susan Collins likes to go against Republicans just enough to continue to get reelected.



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In Gatlinburg Tennessee a black bear was videoed breaking into a jelly belly vending machine. Apparently the bear never got the jellybean vending machine open. The bear actually looked at the people video in him as if to say put down the camera and help me get some jelly bellys.



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Rather humid with some sprinkles and rain showers here in the Elyria desert this morning.

A high of 93 today with a 20% chance of a thunderstorm overnight with the overnight low at 70. 30% chance of thunderstorms tomorrow night with a high temperature of 96 and an overnight low of 74. A 30% chance of thunderstorms again on Friday with a high of 96 and an overnight low of 74. 98 on Saturday with an overnight low of 78. 100 and miserably windy on Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday with overnight low temperatures of 80 and no wind on Tuesday.

04/08/2026

August 4, 2026

There are five primaries today. Those primaries are in Missouri, Michigan, Virginia, Washington, and Kansas.

Here in Kansas we will be voting on a constitutional amendment as to whether or not we should vote on Supreme Court judges as a people rather than the current system where we vote whether or not to retain judges. Currently judges are picked by a panel.

I believe the push to vote on judge judges was sparked by some of the recent Supreme Court decisions on high profile death penalty cases. In any event, if you vote yes that means you want to force the judges to campaign for your vote, voting no would affirm the current system of picking Supreme Court judges.

In Missouri former squad member and current DSA communist Cori Bush is in a rematch with the more moderate Wesley Bell.

Missouri is also voting on whether or not to phase out the state income tax tax. A question on the ballot could for state lawmakers to figure out a different way to text the people. This amendment also makes it clear that state Congress is not to re-issue a state income tax in the state of Missouri.

In Michigan Democrat Voters will choose between the incumbent Stevens and the anti-American psychotic communist El-Syed. Whoever the Democrats choose to run for Senate in Michigan will face Republican Mike Rogers. The irony of the fact that the DSA wants to abolish the Senate, yet they’re running candidates to serve in the Senate is not lost on me.



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President Trump claims that this is the Iranian‘s last chance to make a deal. If the Iranians or anything like me, they’re thinking “I’ve heard that bu****it before.“

Overnight, the Iranian goat fornicators hit a cargo ship with an unknown projectile. That happened near the SOH.

United States Central command tweeted on X that “As of Aug. 3, Centcom has redirected 44 commercial vessels, disabled 2 and boarded 2.“

President Trump tweeted on TruthSocial “Nothing gets through Iran, unless we want it to, and nothing will get through, unless a deal, or total surrender, is accomplished whether I ran wants to admit it or not, we are, in fact, talking of a solution to a problem that they have caused.“

President Trump said “We’re talking at the request of Iran, backed by Saudi Arabia, backed by UAE, and backed by Qatar in particular, but others also. Many countries called. They all wanted to give us a last chance. This is their last chance. It’s not very complex. We’re talking about the Strait - the opening of the Strait- having it open literally by tomorrow. Phase 2 as we then we’ll talk about the nuclear capacity…”

Oman and Iran are working on a deal where they would split service fees for ships passing through the SOH. It is not likely that that will be acceptable to the Trump administration who has repeatedly maintained that there should be no fees for ships passing through the SOH.



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A federal judge has blocked the New York State ban on mask wearing by ice agents. In a who the Hell do you think you are type statement, the judge said “New York cannot impose its own uniform requirements on federal agents simply because it disagrees with the federal government is exercising its authority.“

In a defiant joint statement, Governor Kathy Hokel and New York attorney general Leticia James said “We stand firm in our belief that masked agents do not make New York safer and our offices are reviewing all legal options at this time.“



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Luigi Mangione defense attorneys are throwing a fit because they believe that the prosecutors were involved in deciding which media outlets could cover the trial. The defense maintains that they want the trial to be broadcast live on television.

The district attorney’s office put out a statement saying “The defense’s baseless accusation thus appears to be nothing more than an attempt to spread misinformation… and the limit legitimize the proceedings.“

The defense then responded by saying “The People’s request that the court admonish defense council, together with their accusation that council has knowingly made false statement statements… is both unfounded and deeply ironic…”




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Apparently the deadly wildfires in Washington state were set on purpose by a do**he bag. That do**he bag has been arrested. Shockingly enough, the do**he bag is a convicted felon who served time for a manslaughter conviction after killing his father in 2010. Apparently manslaughter did not carry a hefty enough sentence to protect the people of Washington state from this do**he bag.



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President Trump is warning that we could have the same bu****it happen here that happened in Spain after a migrant surge took over the town of Ceuta Spain. Apparently EU leaders are meeting in an emergency capacity because of the fact that these military aged men could possibly now have the right to move to any European Union country that their murderous hearts desire.



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Apparently a couple of people died after getting the sh*ts from eating lettuce. They had pre-existing conditions that made matters worse.



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A new study says that eating less protein could lead to a longer, healthier life. Apparently too much protein is not good for you especially if you’re only protein source is bacon. Who knew?

The lead researcher said “It’s absolutely crystal clear that there are benefits of protein for muscle growth and exercise response of active individuals. But because most people are relatively sedentary, many people are likely consuming more protein than they actually need, which probably has negative health consequences.“ Keyword there, probably.



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The White House is called for open AI, Anthropic, and Google to appear for a summit about artificial intelligence. Apparently artificial intelligence can get out and cause havoc like Livestock breaking a fence.



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A deal was made to confirm Todd Blanche as Attorney General of the United States of America.



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There is video of a buffalo charging a little boy in Yellowstone. Yellowstone officials are speaking out and telling people to stay the f**k away from the bison.





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A high of 99 today with a 20% chance of a storm and an overnight low of 74. A 30% chance of a storm tomorrow with a high temperature of 95 and an overnight low of 70. A 50% chance of thunderstorms on Thursday with a high of 92 and an overnight low of 70. 92 on Friday with an overnight low of 70. 96 on Saturday with an overnight low of 78. 100 on Sunday and Monday with a miserable wind and an overnight low of 78.

03/08/2026

August 3, 2026

The oil markets appreciate the fact that President Trump called off what he called the biggest military attack since World War II. I, however, am fed all of the way up.

Saudi Arabia, Quatar, and the UAE convinced President Trump to return to the diplomatic table where the Iranians can lie and then fire off missiles at the military bases around the region. President Trump said “We had an attack that would be the biggest attack since World War II. And it would’ve been disastrous for them. And they didn’t want us to do it. And frankly Saudi Arabia didn’t want it either. They thought that it was imminent.“

One of the head Goat fornicators in charge of the Iranian N**i Goat fornicating regime tweeted on X about the memorandum of understanding that they have violated multiple times since signing it. He tweeted “…I believe this memorandum will be the center of gravity of our foreign relations in the future. We must drive to compel the enemy to remain committed to what it has signed. The security of the country, the region, and our allies will be enhanced by this memorandum...“

Did you catch that? They want to compel us to remain committed to what we signed, while violating the memorandum every chance they get. This is a head scratching decision by President Trump because he has to know that these sons of bi***es will begin shooting at ships in the SOH and at our troops again. I do not believe that the American people will stand for too many more coffins coming home because we decided to give diplomacy a 47th chance. Either go all Harry Truman on these Goat fornicators, or bring everybody home.

Shockingly enough, there was an explosion heard on the SOH near a tanker. Supposedly these negotiations will open the SOH for 60 days without fee fees. I thought that Marco Rubio had explained to everybody that the SOH is an international waterway and that no one should be allowed to charge a fee.

The Israeli military remains on high alert because they believe that the situation could change it any moment. That is a wise belief considering the fact that the Iranians always say one thing in order to get us to stop killing them and then do a totally different thing.

So just to recap, because countries around the region do not want to receive Iranian refugees we called off an attack that would have likely ended the war and caused peace which would bring gasoline back down to about $1.70 rather than a ridiculous 3 1/2 to 4 dollars. this is the biggest screwup by the Trump administration. That includes the first Trump administration. I have had all of it I can take. S**t or get off the pot.





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Some sort of bu****it negotiation has moved Todd Blanche one step closer to becoming confirmed as the Attorney General of the United States of America.



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RFKJ got in a serious argument with CNN host Dana Bash. The argument was about the fact that doctors who disagreed with Dr. Do**he Bag Fauci were vilified during the Kung Flu Pandammit.

This argument lasted 20 minutes on CNN’s state of the union show. The confused news network anchor was defiant during the entire argument and claimed that she did her job during Covid. We all know that’s bu****it because all the Preston did was fall over Dr. Do**he Bag Fauci.



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Apparently there was a mass shooting at an In-N-Out restaurant in Twin Falls Idaho. At This shooting an armed citizen and an officer fired back at the psycho assailant. Eventually the psycho shot himself and died from his self-inflicted gunshot wound.

Both the officer and the armed citizen have been praised as heroes in this situation. police believe that the actions of the heroic man helped drive the suspect away from the scene preventing more casualties. unfortunately, multiple people were still killed and several others were injured during this incident.



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Transact activist we’re not only protesting the gorgeous Sophie Cunningham outside a Minneapolis venue where the Indiana fever were about to play a women’s basketball game, they were harassing Fans of Sophie Cunningham.

The Minnesota basketball team defeated the Indiana fever on the court. But the real news is about the actions of the trans activist and even the coach of the Minnesota basketball team who wore a shirt that said “Trans kids belong.” They do actually belong. They belong in a mental institution.

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As the Democratic socialist of America take over the Democrat party, more and more old school Democrats are threatening to leave the Democrat party. The latest one to do so is that snarling bulldog James Carville. Obviously James Carville is not going to vote for a Republican because he’s psycho, but that doesn’t mean he will vote for a Democrat.

James Carville says he will not be associated with a party that has Hassan Piker in it. former West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin is speaking out against the DSA also.

There are various Democrat primaries happening tomorrow. In Missouri, former squad member and current DSA member Cori Bush is trying to win back her seat that she lost two years ago.



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Nancy Guthrie is still missing and presumed dead. this is still news.



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And Alaska fisherman took a video of himself fishing with a bear. Apparently the bear was also hungry and wanted to catch some fish. Apparently the bear and the human did not see each other as a threat, and it all ended happily rather than tragically. The fisherman was interviewed on Fox and friends first this morning.

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A high of 96 today with an overnight low of 73. 98 tomorrow with an overnight low of 75. 96 on Wednesday with a 20% chance of a thunderstorm and an overnight low of 70. 92 on Thursday the 30% chance of a thunderstorm and an overnight low of 70. 94 on Friday with an overnight low of 73. 96 on Saturday with an overnight low of 75. 98 on Sunday.

31/07/2026

NIN UPDATE:

85 year-old Donna Mills announced yesterday that she is starting an only Fans account. This will give Fans a behind-the-scenes look at her saggy b***s. 

31/07/2026

July 31, 2026

The father of the Apalachee high school shooter was sentenced to 15 years in a federal pound me in the ass prison. The judge said “the warning lights were flashing brighter and brighter. And you didn’t get him help. And you didn’t remove his access to the gun. It became more and more obvious that something bad was going to happen. And you failed to do the simplest things to prevent this.“

The school shooter was sentenced to life without parole.

It is hard as a parent to decide not to teach your child to hunt an use fi****ms. I made that choice with my youngest. Every time I think that he might be ready, he proves me wrong. I don’t want to be on the news, but hunting is about spending time together. Maybe he’ll grow up someday.



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Apparently the Hamas N**is have agreed to stop fighting Israel.

President Trump tweeted on TruthSocial “this agreement is a critical step towards Gaza finally being governed by a new Palestinian government that will work closely with the board of peace to help the Palestinian people. At the same time, Israel will have the security deserves, with Gaza no longer used as a base for terror attacks. This is a major milestone in the implementation of the Trump 20 – point plan. This agreement will be carried out in carefully structured phases. As disarmament is completed, Israel forces will withdraw, and the international stabilization force will work with a new Palestinian police force to take responsibility for Gaza being safe for its residence and its neighbors.“

And there was much rejoicing, but I will believe this when I see it.

The chairman of the Gaza peace board tweeted on X “…It took months of very difficult negotiations to get here. There were several points when I did not believe we would make it… What the agreement says matters. what happens next matters even more. Implementation and verification have to be real… ahead of us is a Gaza rebuilt, governed by Palestinians and at peace with Israel and a political horizon to a meaningful resolution the Israeli Palestinian conflict that is the work now.“

When the head Goat fornicators of Hamas went to the funeral of the head Goat fornicator in Iran, the IRGC tried to convince Hamas to continue screwing with Israel and not sign the agreement. Hamas chose to sign the agreement anyway. That is according to Axios.



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The Iranians attacked Egypt yesterday because apparently they want everyone to hate them. Saudi Arabia held a meeting with regional Powers. In that meeting they all voted that the Iranian goat fornicators needed to be dealt with and that they would open the straight of hormones come Hell or high water. Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Egypt, Kuwait, and Bahrain all Sent people together to try to make up a coalition to stand up to these Iranian N**i Goat fornicators in the IRGC.

The Iranian Goat fornicating foreign minister contacted Bulgaria yesterday to try to get them to not allow us to use our bases in Bulgaria. Bulgaria told them to pound sand.

Here’s the deal, President Trump may win this war the slow way, but the gasoline is going to break me financially. and there are a lot of people who feel that way. this is going to become problematic for President Trump in the midterms.



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So President Trump endorsed Ken Paxton over the current senator from Texas and now a recent pole shows that low T Tallarico is beating Ken Paxton because Ken Paxton doesn’t have enough money to run his campaign. Can Paxton doesn’t have the political machine that the soon to be former senator from Texas, John Cornyn, had. A lot of people from California have moved to Texas because California has crazy Democrat leaders. I don’t think they realize that if they vote for the same kind of psycho nut jobs in Texas, they’ll get the same kind of bu****it policies that made them leave California in Texas and there won’t be anywhere else to go. maybe they can move to Michigan.

The Democratic socialist candidate in Michigan, Abdul El Sayed, is gaining traction over the moderate democrat. he will be campaigning with Ilhan Omar today. The only good thing about that is it’s more likely that the Republican wins if the Democrat party nominates a psycho.

The psycho democrat leads the more moderate Democrat by 15 points in the polls. The more moderate Democrat actually leads the rep Republican by one point, while the Republican Beets the psycho democrat in a landslide.



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Nancy Guthrie is still dead. The ridiculously inept Sheriff of the county in which she was murdered says that the hair samples they found did not match any DNA in the criminal books. so now Savannah Guthrie and her family are still begging for the public to give them any information that would lead to the recovery of the obviously decompose body of Nancy Guthrie.

Continued prayers for the Guthrie family.



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RFKJ is going to launch a cooking show called “the real food show“. This show is going to teach Americans how to cook healthy supposedly for five dollars per meal. Of course that doesn’t figure your time in to the meal cost.

He is doing this show on YouTube with the chef who’s always on Gutfeld. I don’t know the guy’s name, but he’s always on the Gutfeld show.



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We did not get one drop of rain here in the Elyria Desert this morning despite hearing thunder and seeing lightning. A high of 96 today with an overnight low of 70. 89 tomorrow with an overnight low of 67. 92 on Sunday with an overnight low of 69. 94 on Monday with an overnight low of 72. 97 on Tuesday and Wednesday with an overnight low of 74 and 78 respectively. 100° on Thursday with a heat index of 105.