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11/07/2025

REPORTS ON MSM THAT THE SKY IS FALLING
AND THAT WE ARE ALL DOOMED HAVE COME TRUE, MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR MAKER, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LOVED ONES AND HUG A DOG.

THE END IS NEAR

10/07/2025

HOT DOG ETIQUETTE
Respect the dog: no ketchup on a classic. Mustard, relish, onions OK. Eat with hands, one bun at a time. Napkins ready, no double-dipping sauce.

10/07/2025

BREAKING NEWS - THE SUN IS EXPECTED TO DISTINGUISH TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT, MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR MAKER AND SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LOVED ONES AND HUG YOUR DOG

AS REPORTED ON MSN TO INSTILL FEAR IN THE PEASANTS, AS INSTRUCTED BY THEIR GLOBALIST OVERLORDS

10/07/2025

FIRST HUMAN WALKS ON THE SURFACE OF MARS

Canadian Astronaut Makes History as First Human to Walk on Mars
In a monumental leap for humanity, Canadian astronaut Dr. Elias Moreau became the first person to set foot on the surface of Mars, marking a new chapter in space exploration. The historic moment occurred when Moreau, a 38-year-old astrobiologist and former Royal Canadian Air Force pilot, stepped onto the Martian soil, declaring, “For Canada and for humankind, we’ve arrived.”

Born in Rimouski, Quebec, Moreau’s journey to Mars began with a childhood fascination with the stars, nurtured by nights spent stargazing . He earned a degree. in astrobiology from McGill University, where his research on extremophiles—microorganisms thriving in harsh environments—caught the attention of the Canadian Space Agency (CSA). After serving as a test pilot, Moreau joined the CSA’s astronaut program, training rigorously for a decade. His expertise in planetary science and unyielding determination made him the ideal candidate for the international Mars mission, led by a coalition of space agencies.

Moreau’s historic walk was streamed exclusively by vjay tv to billions worldwide. Clad in a cutting-edge spacesuit designed to withstand Mars’ thin atmosphere and frigid temperatures, He spent hours collecting samples and deploying scientific instruments, laying the groundwork for future missions.

Moreau is “a national hero whose courage inspires generations.” The CSA confirmed that Moreau’s data will advance our understanding of Mars’ potential to support life. As the world celebrates, Moreau remains on the Red Planet, continuing his mission with a multinational crew, embodying Canada’s pioneering spirit in the cosmos. you are tuned in to vjay tv broadcasting from canada and we will be the first to bring you history making events , peace out transmission over

10/07/2025

VJAY TV MARS BROADCAST

09/07/2025

In the heart of a sun-dappled swamp, Lila Monroe stumbled upon a frail baby alligator, barely clinging to life amidst tangled reeds. His scales were dull, his tiny body limp. Lila, a kind-hearted botanist with a knack for nurturing, couldn’t walk away. She named him Gumbo, for his murky home, and took him to her cabin. With gentle care, she fed him bits of fish, warmed him under soft blankets, and whispered encouragement. Slowly, Gumbo’s eyes brightened, his tail flicked with vigor, and his toothy grin returned.Now inseparable, Lila and Gumbo became the swamp’s most daring duo, known as Alligator Girl and her loyal sidekick. Their adventures were legendary. They’d paddle through misty waters in Lila’s old canoe, Gumbo’s snout poking over the edge, sniffing for trouble. Once, they rescued a trapped heron from a poacher’s net, Gumbo snapping the ropes with his growing jaws while Lila distracted the culprit with her quick wit. Another time, they navigated a labyrinth of cypress roots to find a lost child, Gumbo’s keen senses leading the way as Lila sang to keep the kid calm.Their bond was unspoken but ironclad. Gumbo would curl up by Lila’s fire at night, his tail thumping happily as she read aloud from her journals. The swamp folk swore Gumbo understood every word. When danger loomed—like the time a rogue gator challenged their territory—Lila’s courage and Gumbo’s strength turned the tide, their teamwork unmatched. Together, they protected their wild home, teaching the world that love could bloom between a woman and a once-dying alligator. Lila and Gumbo, forever friends, roamed the swamp, their legend growing with every fearless adventure.

09/07/2025

ALIGATOR GIRL

09/07/2025

LAST CHANCE AT LOVE

09/07/2025

Heavyweight Chimpanzee World Title Fight: Clash of the Primates ,

In an electrifying spectacle at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, the inaugural Heavyweight Chimpanzee World Title Fight pits two formidable primates against each other for a staggering $5 million prize purse. The contenders: Bongo "The Mauler" from the Congo Basin and Kofi "The King" from the West African rainforests. This sold-out event, dubbed "Primate Power," promises a display of raw strength and cunning.Bongo "The Mauler"
Hailing from the dense jungles of the Congo, Bongo, is a powerhouse known for his relentless aggression. Raised in a troop that dominated the canopy, he honed his skills fending off rival clans. His signature move, the "Branch Breaker," involves a devastating overhead swing that’s left trainers in awe. Bongo’s record stands at 12 to zero with 10 knockouts, making him the favorite. Off the ring, he’s a fruit enthusiast, often seen munching on mangoes during training breaks.Kofi "The King"
Kofi, a dynamo from Ghana’s rainforests, boasts agility and tactical brilliance. Once a low-ranking member of his troop, he climbed the hierarchy through cunning and resilience, earning his moniker. His 11-1 record includes a stunning upset against a silverback gorilla in an exhibition match. Kofi’s footwork and rapid jabs, dubbed the "Jungle Jab," keep opponents guessing. He’s a crowd favorite for his playful antics, often charming fans with mid-fight acrobatics.The Event
The MGM Grand, decked with jungle-themed decor, hosts 15,000 roaring fans. Broadcast globally, the fight promises a blend of brute force and primal strategy. The winner claims the golden "Banana Belt" and the lion’s share of the purse. Vegas oddsmakers are split, but one thing’s certain: this clash will echo through the annals of primate pugilism. you are tuned into vee jay tv broadcasting from canada bringing you the greatest sports events in histor

09/07/2025

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09/07/2025

**Heavyweight Chimpanzee World Title Fight: Clash of the Primates**

In an electrifying spectacle at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, the inaugural Heavyweight Chimpanzee World Title Fight pits two formidable primates against each other for a staggering $5 million prize purse. The contenders: Bongo "The Mauler" from the Congo Basin and Kofi "The King" from the West African rainforests. This sold-out event, dubbed "Primate Power," promises a display of raw strength and cunning.

**Bongo "The Mauler"**
Hailing from the dense jungles of the Congo, Bongo, at 180 pounds, is a powerhouse known for his relentless aggression. Raised in a troop that dominated the canopy, he honed his skills fending off rival clans. His signature move, the "Branch Breaker," involves a devastating overhead swing that’s left trainers in awe. Bongo’s record stands at 12-0, with 10 knockouts, making him the favorite. Off the ring, he’s a fruit enthusiast, often seen munching on mangoes during training breaks.

**Kofi "The King"**
Kofi, a 175-pound dynamo from Ghana’s rainforests, boasts agility and tactical brilliance. Once a low-ranking member of his troop, he climbed the hierarchy through cunning and resilience, earning his moniker. His 11-1 record includes a stunning upset against a silverback gorilla in an exhibition match. Kofi’s footwork and rapid jabs, dubbed the "Jungle Jab," keep opponents guessing. He’s a crowd favorite for his playful antics, often charming fans with mid-fight acrobatics.

**The Event**
The MGM Grand, decked with jungle-themed decor, hosts 15,000 roaring fans. Broadcast globally, the fight promises a blend of brute force and primal strategy. The winner claims the golden "Banana Belt" and the lion’s share of the purse. Vegas oddsmakers are split, but one thing’s certain: this clash will echo through the annals of primate pugilism.

09/07/2025

GREAT CANADIAN HIPPO RACE

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