
01/08/2025
Did You Know...
There are over 20 quadrillion ants crawling around Earth — that’s about 170,000 ants for every human who’s ever lived. If they ever unionize... we’re toast.
The Atlantic Ocean entrance to the Panama Canal is more west than the Pacific Ocean entrance. Google Maps: explain yourself.
In Glarus in Switzerland, local elections are decided by show of hands. Wait, was that 50,008 or 50,009? Oh, crap...starting over.
Atelophobia is the fear of imperfection — the belief that whatever you’re doing is wrong, no matter how hard you try.
In other words… welcome to my morning show.
More people worldwide own an iPhone than a toothbrush.
Apparently, clean teeth are optional — but replying to group chats instantly? Non-negotiable.
The phrase “rule of thumb” comes from 17th-century carpenters who used their thumbs — roughly an inch wide — for quick measurements. Despite what the internet says, it has nothing to do with wife-beating laws... unless you’re measuring how far off the rumor mill is.
Charles Dickens, the author of A Christmas Carol, moonlighted as a magician at children’s parties. He called himself “The Unparalleled Necromancer Rhia Rhama Rhoos” and loved performing sleight-of-hand tricks for kids. Turns out, Dickens didn’t just create magic on the page.
Charlize Theron’s acting career started with a meltdown at a bank. At 19, broke in L.A., she screamed at a teller who refused to cash her rent check — and a talent agent behind her took notice. Hollywood: where tantrums pay off.
"Sussudio" was just a word that came out of Phil Collins' mouth when he was playing around with a drum machine. He wanted to replace it with another word in the actual song, but couldn't find the right one, so he just left it in the final lyrics and named the song "Sussudio."
While test flying the first American jet plane, test pilot Jack Woolams wore a gorilla mask, a Derby hat, and a cigar just to mess with the other pilots he buzzed. The pilots were convinced they were crazy for seeing an airplane without propeller with a monkey at the controls.