NHC Gonzo Division

25/07/2025

The Guillotines New Wild West - released today! 😎👌

It’s here!!

New Wild West is on all streaming platforms now!! Go check it out and let us know what you think in the comments!!

24/07/2025

Friends of a Northern persuasion... here's a beast of a show happening in August!

We’re mega hyped for SUPERFUN II towards the end of August! So many talented and kickass artists under one roof! Some new to us and some old pals 🤓

Advanced tickets still available via skiddle 🎟️ get em cheap cheap while you can 😜

24/07/2025

Get Guillotined in 2025! 💪😎⚡️🎵🎶💣💥

Can’t wait to get this run of shows started!

24/07/2025

The Girobabies 'The Secret Information' video and single are streaming on all platforms! We would highly recommend their latest album 'Dreams Are Mental' - an epic follow up to 'Who Took Utopia' and we are excited to see them in action at a few upcoming shows. For more details like & follow the Giros 🤟😎❤️🎵🎶💣💥

24/07/2025

Incoming... new music from The Guillotines launching in less than 24 hours... prepare your a**s! 💪😁🐢⚡️💥

12 hours to go!!

New Wild West is out at midnight tonight!!

Add it to your library now!!

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/theguillotines/new-wild-west-2/

24/07/2025

New music from oor local Positivism Maintenance Co-ordination & Road Crossing Safety Instruction enthusiasts - Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5! 🖖😁 Have a ganders ya bass, there's loads more music and merch available if ye scroll down on the link below!
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21/07/2025

Get in about it, tag a pal, get your tickets, gift someone a ticket who canny afford it. Just make sure you dont miss this amazing experience! This event is open to everyone, all are welcome and the show will hosted by 'Boaby The Barman' from Still Game - Gavin Mitchell with DJ interludes from Phil Jupitus and has an epic line up of bands on the bill to include: Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5, Mickey 9s, The Girobabies, The Twistettes, The Filthy Tongues, Warren Starry Sky and the fund raiser will support the Beatson Cancer Charity & Marie Curie - Scotland in memory of our fallen friend, local hero - John Soutar aka 'Soapy' 🖖😁❤️🎶🎵☀️♾️

Drumroll .... final line up and poster reveal for our next and possibly last Glasgow gig before an extended hiatus at the best venue in the world, the famous barrowland ballroom, as we raise money for Marie Curie & Beatson in memory of our friend Soapy .

21/07/2025

“So much for Objective Journalism. Don't bother to look for it here — not under any byline of mine; or anyone else I can think of. With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms.”

–Hunter S. Thompson

Photo by Jeffrey Aaronson

20/05/2025

Git riddy te wrap yer lughools roon a massive tumshie at tea time coz The Fragz have brand new music landing on vinyl & cd!!! Mount Neepcore is being chiseled as we speak! Like & Follow the lads for more music, gigs and terrible talk about Trump, t**s n turnip. 💪😁❤️⚡️☄️💥🐫🍒👌

Ping pong…We have a p***c service announcement….
That’s ‘Mount NeepCore’ officially finished, mixed and mastered ready to go…..on cd.
Boo
I hear you say....well shut up, coz it’s going on bloody vinyl asweel!!
Canna wait to share it either. We’ve maybe a pal o oors on it? Maybe we’ve nae pals. Maybe there’s nae even an album and we are jist speaking pish. Huge bozies and feel o the erse tae for their help. Yi kane fit they say…yi can lead a horse tae mak lemonade. Seee yi

04/05/2025

The first time the Gonzo Div. met Soapy he had a rabbit on his head and a beautiful friendship was formed! R.I.P brother, see you at the Great Gig in the Sky!

26/04/2025

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Bash It Out by Mickey 9s, The Dougies

26/04/2025

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Thanks to W***y Copeland for this kind review. He was one of the first people in Glasgow to support us during our acoustic MySpace era where myself and hazy uploaded about 3 one take songs per day with a singstar mic, my dad's acoustic guitar and zero production.
(Could someone find these demos please)
Check out his bands Alien Pig and Dead Thatchers.