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The Empty Bowl A meditative podcast about cereal from cereal eater Justin McElroy & Cerealously creator Dan Goubert

The wait is over: we're back in the bowl with cereal rumors, reviews, ruminations, and revelations, so be sure to tune i...
29/06/2025

The wait is over: we're back in the bowl with cereal rumors, reviews, ruminations, and revelations, so be sure to tune in when you're ready for some R&R!

Podcast Episode · The Empty Bowl · 06/29/2025 · 48m

Greetings, weary traveller; you look like you could use a restful, restorative bowl of sonic cereal musings:
11/05/2025

Greetings, weary traveller; you look like you could use a restful, restorative bowl of sonic cereal musings:

Podcast Episode · The Empty Bowl · 05/11/2025 · 39m

Enter a new week well rested, with a fresh Empty Bowl episode that feels just like slipping into clean sheets.
14/04/2025

Enter a new week well rested, with a fresh Empty Bowl episode that feels just like slipping into clean sheets.

Podcast Episode · The Empty Bowl · 04/14/2025 · 39m

Feel like doing nothing for a little while? A new Empty Bowl episode is the best kind of nothing there is.
02/03/2025

Feel like doing nothing for a little while? A new Empty Bowl episode is the best kind of nothing there is.

Podcast Episode · The Empty Bowl · 03/02/2025 · 33m

Congratulations: you made it through January! Now hibernate through the rest of winter with some fresh soothing cereal s...
02/02/2025

Congratulations: you made it through January! Now hibernate through the rest of winter with some fresh soothing cereal sounds.

(But not like, actual cereal eating sounds, of course.)

Podcast Episode · The Empty Bowl · 02/02/2025 · 41m

Our new episode is here, and we're finally ready to make our cereal ranking progress public! Check out the link in the c...
16/11/2024

Our new episode is here, and we're finally ready to make our cereal ranking progress public! Check out the link in the comments.

This is the one-hundred and eleventh episode of The Empty Bowl, in which General Mills overloads us with new cereal news, Bailey's brings the bite, and we finally make our cereal ranking progress public (check it out at tinyurl.com/TEBrank).

No tricks here: we're just treating you to a brand new episode, packed with debatably thrilling news, multiple live tast...
30/10/2024

No tricks here: we're just treating you to a brand new episode, packed with debatably thrilling news, multiple live taste tests, and some more exciting shakeups in our Grand Cereal Rankings.

This is the one-hundred and tenth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which no Squishmallow goes to waste, we ideate the perfect cereal shape, and Dan praises a zeitgeist-defining gorilla.

Good morning, good Bowl-ing, and good luck.
08/10/2024

Good morning, good Bowl-ing, and good luck.

This is the one-hundred and ninth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Life self-nullifies, Carmella meets her match, and we make what is easily our most controversial Cereal Ranking decision yet.

Big Pop-Tarts, big news from Walmart, and big moves on our Never-Ending Cereal Ranking: our new episode is big enough to...
13/09/2024

Big Pop-Tarts, big news from Walmart, and big moves on our Never-Ending Cereal Ranking: our new episode is big enough to have it all!

This is the one-hundred and eighth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Justin's life is in Jimmy Dean's hands, Dan does some Pop-Tarts geometry, and we both keep ranking old cereals, because it ain't much...but it's honest work.

Ever wish you could power-wash your anxious brain with a soothing blast of sweet, milky mindfulness?Ok, maybe not, but w...
16/08/2024

Ever wish you could power-wash your anxious brain with a soothing blast of sweet, milky mindfulness?

Ok, maybe not, but why not give it a try anyway with our new episode?

This is the one-hundred and seventh episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Toucan Sam explores his final frontier, a Cereal of the Year contender comes out of nowhere, and Dan's Movie Corner returns for an especially Freaky film.

While Justin's away, 's Gabe Fonseca returns to save the day! Join us for another episode of breaking chews, bite-sized ...
29/06/2024

While Justin's away, 's Gabe Fonseca returns to save the day! Join us for another episode of breaking chews, bite-sized reviews, and a trivia gauntlet worthy of a cereal master.

This is the one-hundred and fifth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Cereal Time's Gabe Fonseca subs in for Justin again for some compulsory exclamations, a trio of chocolatey newcomers, and a souped-up trivia gauntlet that could just stump the web's biggest cereal expert.

A new Empty Bowl is here, so it's like Christmas came early.And we talk about Monster Cereals, so it's like Halloween ca...
28/05/2024

A new Empty Bowl is here, so it's like Christmas came early.
And we talk about Monster Cereals, so it's like Halloween came early.
AND cereal is a food, so it's like Thanksgiving came early.

This is the one-hundred and fourth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which we witness the dawn of Meowberry, Cinnamon Toast Crunch boldly goes where it's already gone before, and Dan exposes Jerry Seinfeld's big cinematic blunder.

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