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31/05/2016
28/11/2015

A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.

03/11/2015

I did this calculations s*x is like math add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and hope to god you don't multiply

31/08/2015

love my haters... They make me feel special because... Their dirty little mouths talk about ME all day

11/08/2015

Play ur girls heart like a football and let another guy catch it is like a goalkeeper u will regret watching highlights

05/08/2015

A week a go I gave my number to a beautiful gorgeous girl. She said i will text u when I get home. I think she's homeless up to noow..... Halloo

19/05/2015

Aisha went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "aisha , they just wanted to see your panties!" aisha replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

17/05/2015
17/05/2015

A guy walks into a s***m donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the s***m bank vault. She says 'But sir, it's just a s***m bank!', 'I don't care, open it now!' he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the s***m samples. The guy says 'Take one of those s***m samples and drink it!', she looks at him 'BUT, they're s***m samples???' , 'DO IT!' So the nurse sucks it back. 'That one there, drink that one as well.', so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, 'See honey, its not that hard.'

17/05/2015

Why is a man's p*e yellow and his s***m white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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