OU Xtra

19/08/2014

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President Boren's convocation speech was a hit this year, according to the 30% of attendees who were listening rather than tinkering idly with their smart phones. Listeners reported a marked differ...

18/08/2014

Welcome back, students!

It's that time of the year again. Now that he's moved in, University College freshman Jacob Harrington is trying to adjust to dorm life. And that means determining a safe time to beat off while his...

14/04/2014

Are you making the most of your time here at OU?

As a college student, you could always use a little more cash. That's why it's a good idea to try stealing from other college students. Normally this can be hard, but if you hit them while they're ...

28/03/2014

You're killing us, Sooners.

26/03/2014

Sounds like a party!

A large number of OU students returned this Monday having spent an eventful spring break in the Crimean region of Ukraine.“I don’t know, we just kind of heard things were ‘heating up’ over there, s...

20/03/2014

o wow

Due to a freak scheduling accident, the OU Student Government Association unintentionally invited House Speaker John Boehner to speak on campus today, despite it being in the middle of Spring Break...

13/03/2014

Arthur Schopenhauer wrote "Unless suffering is the direct and immediate object of life, our existence must entirely fail of its aim." A new student club aims to express this truth in the form of co...

06/03/2014

Be c areful out there, sooners!

President David Boren has reported seeing a mysterious package on campus on his nightly patrol of Norman.Students still awake are advised to use caution. The Xtra will update readers as soon as mor...

11/02/2014

Stop asking us for . we have to wait for them to happen first

07/02/2014

What?? MORE News???

Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor was invited to sit on Comedy Fight Night by the Union Programming Board after her speech on Thursday. "I didn't know who she was, but apparently she's good...

07/02/2014

INSANE

Archaeology students uncovered the body of a student on the side of Lindsey Street this morning, who apparently died of hypothermia while waiting to cross the street. Dental records indicate the bo...

06/02/2014

President Boren spent nine hours this evening personally calling each student to inform them campus will be opening late tomorrow due to predicted low temperatures and snow."I'm sorry, I couldn't s...