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29/07/2026

Zelensky Visits Trump At White House; Falls Asleep 3 Times To Make Him Feel Comfortable.

27/07/2026

Zelensky Says Russia Seeks 30,000 Extra North Korean Troops To Fight In Ukraine; Kyiv Says Its Preparing 500,000 Kimchi-Flavored Drones To Welcome Them.

21/07/2026

Zelensky Reverses Course And Fires Unpopular General; Defense Ministry Orders New Revolving Doors.

17/07/2026

Zelensky Fires Popular Defense Minister Fedorov Leading To Huge Protests; Trump Hires Him As Secretary Of The "I Hate Zelensky Department".

29/06/2026

Ukraine Celebrates Its' Constitution Day By Amending Article One To Read: "Ukraine Shall Kick Russia Out Of Our Fu***ng Country!" .

05/06/2026

Zelensky Proposes Face-to-Face Talks In Open Letter To Putin; Plans To Make Him Up Like A Clown And Laugh In His Face.

25/05/2026

Vladimir Putin Signed A Law To Allow His Country's Army To Intervene Abroad To Help Russian Citizens To Other Citizen's Land, Houses, Cars, Airports, Ports And People.

02/05/2026

U.S. To Withdraw 5,000 Troops From Germany, Pentagon Says; Putin Sends Trump $5,000 Check.

22/04/2026

E.U. Approves €90bn Loan For Ukraine As Pipeline Is Turned On Ending Deadlock; Kyiv Pre-Orders 90 Billion Kilos Of Shashlik To Celebrate.

10/04/2026

Russia And Ukraine Agree To Truce For Orthodox Easter; Moscow Also Agrees To Double Its Attacks The Next Day.

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