12/07/2025
Application letter of thanks (with tears in my eyes and love in my heart)
To: Everyone who showed me love on my birthday
From: One extremely grateful birthday girl
Subject: A million kisses and then some
Dear sweet people of Facebook Nation,
This is an official letter of appreciation wrapped in lipstick kisses and sealed with e-love. I’m still floating, still overwhelmed, and still smiling like someone who just saw alert from CBN. Thank you for making my birthday feel like a red carpet event. My happiness is glad. I repeat - my happiness is glad.
Now permit me to mention some VIPs in this birthday saga:
💌 Tanya Williams My Tanya - Since I met you on this blue space, your love has been 100% undiluted, no preservatives. You pour into me like my favorite zobo into chilled glass cup. I love you right back, My Tanya ♥️
♥️ Shanspark Elio To my beautiful Shanpa, imela nnem. Thank you for the beautiful shout out on your page yesterday. I appreciate your support, God bless you 🙏
🍔 Inspire With Ify My Spanish Burger - As the French say, “amour à deux, amour à vie.” I love you, nnem. Your back-to-back financial support and spiritual coverage? Omo, na you be the real MVP. May we never un-meet, amen. Signed: Your forever Julie ❤️
🎤 Juliet Chioma - Your shoutout yesterday nearly scattered my notifications. As your children's teacher aka Mademoiselle Ada, I’m deeply touched. You gave my Facebook career a booster shot! Chukwu gozie gi, imela.
🍳 Cook With Stella & Lifestyle Cook with Stella nnem o 🤧 - First of all, let me just say it: This girl wants to sleep with me. I don’t care what anyone says. You ticked off one of my birthday wish list items like it was a to-do list. From “follow for follow” to “ride or die” - I found a sister in you. Love you more than semo loves soup. 💕
Honestly, these beautiful people remind me that Facebook may serve me premium shege, but it's also where I found some of the most beautiful souls on earth. Thank you, Uncle Mark, for creating this shege space that still connects hearts.
To EVERYONE that sent me a message, called, posted, liked, or even viewed and scrolled past una own no go loss. Your girl is grateful. Like, seriously grateful.
Signed:
Grateful Birthday Girl,
Now accepting more gifts, prayers, and rich in-laws 😌
