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05/12/2024

Had closed from midweek service and was heading to the road so I'd find my way to the shop.

One of the prayer points raised in church was "Divine protection from all evíl" and I prayed it like my life depended on it.

Suddenly saw this woman walked up to me with her daughter begging for alms,I wasn't boxed up cus I even had to do transfer during offering and the little cash I had on me I had saved it for transportation.

So she walked up to me telling me "Brother abeg find us anything abeg na this night we enter Abuja we dey stranded.

I now asked her,from where? She said Delta state. I now asked her how can you leave Delta to Abuja with this child without being sure of who you're coming to meet?

She said na my husband I come find but him number no dey go again.

Me thinking in my head "Ahh maybe the man has intentionally put off his phone cus he wasn't ready to receive his family or something"

I turned and told her "Haaa madam I don't know what to do oo,I don't know anywhere I can take you people to go spend the night first then tomorrow you resume your search"

She kept pleading brother abeg help us with something, anything we go manage,🙏🏿😩🥺 this pikin never eat anything sef.🤲🏿

I was having a strong mixed feelings,so strong that I could feel that something was off about her story. I said ok let me get them bread from the mallam's shop that was close by because I'm definitely not giving her cash, never!!

Immediately I moved,this woman stylishly blocked the reflection of the light from moving vehicles and her daughter was trying to pack the sand from where I stood.

As I stood there trying to buy them bread and water one of the mallam's shop attendants was staring at the woman and her daughter and the next thing he said was "Kai miyene sunayi haka?" Meaning "What are these people doing"?

Immediately I turned and looked at them she saw me and started walking away really fast, JESUS!! I screamed hey madam! Stop there!!

She quickly threw something on the ground,I ran towards them alongside the mallam's boy who saw her first and as I flashed to the stuff she threw away it was sand inside black nylon.
This little nylon bag they sell stuff with.

Wait wetin you wan use this sand do madam? 😳🙊

She; Which sand?🙄
Me;This sand wey you throwaway for there?
She:mute

Me;You no go talk? Abi you want make people gather here now begin beât you?

Before you know it okada people have started gathering already and the crowd was getting bigger and one of the okada guys dragged the small bag she was holding from her and what fell down surprised everyone.

Different nylons of sand tied.
Her daughter started crying and hiding behind her mom,the Hausa okada guys opposite Chicken Republic wanted to start beâting her because she wasn't talking or answering the questions.

Suddenly two men packed their grey color car and ran towards us and said "Please please leave her we don dey find her since ,na my sister she no too dey ok"

I refused and was telling them what she did,that I needed her to talk what she's gathering those sands for.

They started pleading and saying"Bro she's not normal she's mentally unstable " please let's take her home.

Take her where? Somebody that said she's new in Abuja?? Bros she's not going anywhere until she talks.

One of them now said "You see what I was trying to tell you? She no normal na,na since morning she commot from Dei-dei nahim we dey find her.

They started begging those okada guys to leave the woman that she's their sister and she's not ok..

The next thing they led her this woman from the already gathering crowd and headed towards the car, and before you say Jack if you see the speed they zoomed off with!! OMG!!

Me I know this people were packed in one place waiting for her to finish her assignment so that they'll carry her. They're all accomplists,they only came out to carry her cus she didn't succeed and she might say something implicating.

One of the ladies amongst the crowd said "Her colleague has been missing that people at the junction said they saw her talking to a woman and the next thing she followed the woman and left.

As I was gisting my bolt friend what happened he said "They now act as stranded people seeking help,hypnotize people and you'll voluntarily follow them to their car and that will be the end they'll harvést any part of the person's body they want and bûry or use acid to dissolve the remains.

That they use women more cus they appear harmless. Abeg Christmas don reach,I heard the prices for huma.n orga.ns have increased so this people aren't kidding again.

I guess the sand is to lure their victims. Hey God abeg oo🙏🏿🔥🔥❤️

This happened yesterday to a friend of mine.Please in this remaining days of the year be careful!! Biko be careful 🙏🏿🙏🏿

"I made alot of money from boxîng but I blew it all on women. I used to give my girls like $30k for a night." Mike Tyson...
25/10/2024

"I made alot of money from boxîng but I blew it all on women. I used to give my girls like $30k for a night." Mike Tyson

"I was a gîrl addîct and even when I wanted to stop, I'd see another girl who's more beautiful than the others. I had so many girls and I think I was stupîd because none of those girls ain't with me now that I'm broke. I bought houses for them, I bought cars for them, and everything they wanted just as long as I was smashîng them. But who do you know that can blow so much money like that for 20 years? I wasn't even paying taxés and I didn't have any idea about that till I got a huge tax debt. I still can't believe that I was spending my money on brôke ladies to prove to them that I wasn't brōke and finally we're all brōke." ..(Mike Tyson!.. )
But now the Lord has renew me through his servant, THE OLDEST APOSTLE. O . N . GODWIN.
AM going to be there live onTHIS IS THE 1ST OF ITS KIND ! EVERY ASCENSION YOUTH FROM SOUTHWEST MUST ATTEND.

14/07/2024

Don't involve yourself in a vocal war with a woman.

The mouth of a woman is powered by her emotions while the mouth of a man is powered by logic.

In the context of vocal war you can never use logic to win emotions.

Women will cry, shout at the top of their voice, roll on the floor, do anything just to defend a notion that they themselves know is not true but they will go any extent to defend it just to protect their ego.

If you think women don't know logic, you're a big joker, women understands logic but they are more eating by their emotional side than their logic side.

Itz wisdom for a man to avoid getting into vocal combative battles with a woman.

The best thing to do is to ignore when she's shouting and try to tempt you.

Walk away, take a stroll and chill.

If you stand with her to argue she will say something that may provoke you to loose your anger and hit her.

Understand this and save yourself the stress .

22/09/2022
20/09/2022

Tupac 👑 recorded over 713 songs, acted in 7 movies between 1991 and 1996, sold 75 million records without internet, had 9 platinum albums, and when he left he left 7 albums ready to be released. All this with 25 years! Greatest Rapper In History! 🐐💯

20/09/2022
19/09/2022

He said, “Presently, Onyendu is experiencing gastrointestinal disorder, which requires regular intake of antacid and other availing medical solutions, following persistent heartburn."

18/09/2022

Meet The Isobos, The Igbo Speaking Tribe Of Obubra LGA Of Cross River State -

Meet The Isobos, The Igbo Speaking Tribe Of Obubra LGA Of Cross River State


ISOBO IGBOS OF OBUBRA-CROSS RIVER STATE

The Isobo are the most eastern sub group of the Igbo nation domiciled mainly in Obubra LGA of Cross River State as well as part of Ikwo LGA of Ebonyi State. The major center in Ikwo LGA is Akpawudele(Ekpa-Omaka), with some remnants in Ndi-Oka, Ndiagu, and Amagu. They are possibly an offshoot of the Ikwo sub group and also within the same Obubra LGA are the Echara people who are by the way neighbors of the Isobo people. In Obubra, the three major clans are Isobo-Bikobiko; Isobo-Otaka and Isobo-Otaka.

They dominate Osopong 2 ward out of the 11 wards in Obubra covering 18 polling units out of the 155 in the LGA. So based on the rule of thumb, we can assume the Isobo and Echara people make up about 12 per cent of the population of Obubra as well as the land area. This means the Isobo people probably occupy about 130km2 of land area and number some 20,705 people based on the controversial 2006 census exercise.
Remnants of the Isobo people are found according to ISOBO Community on facebook in such places like Nd’Oka; Okwuenyim, Nd’Nkash; Appiapum; Nko; Imabana-Ochokwo
; Igbo-Imabana and Igbudu mainly in Obubra as well as enclaves in Abi and possibly Yakurr LGA of the State. The scattered enclaves of the Isobo people was noted by Ecoma Chinyere who wrote on the nature of trade and commerce in the Upper Cross River area.

History says they migrated from NCHONU which will put them as part of the Ikwo larger group. This was between 300-400 years ago when they began gradually mainly to conquest to settle in the area. The major festival is the new yam festival called the AJI. Their neighbors to the east are the Mbembe people who dominate Obubra LGA. Because of their proximity to their Mbembe neighbors, the Isobo apart from using the traditional week days of Eke, Afor, Orie and Nkwo(which is their market day) had adopted the 6-day week system practiced by the Mbembe people. Their main market in the Ebonyi State axis is the Igboji market.

17/09/2022

The First Invasion of Onitsha (October 4 − October 12, 1967) was a large military conflict between Biafran and Nigerian forces. The Nigerian 2nd Division managed to seize control of Onitsha for less than one day before being massacred by Biafran soldiers.

HOW IT ALL STARTED:

On September 20, 1967, the Nigerian 2nd Division under General Murtala Mohammed forced all Biafran soldiers within Nigeria's Mid-Western Region to retreat eastwards back towards Biafra. In an attempt to halt the Nigerian advance retreating Biafran soldiers destroyed the River Niger Bridge at Onitsha, trapping the Nigerians on the other side of the river. In October 1967 2nd Division soldiers entered Asaba and began setting up artillery positions on the banks of the Niger River while 2nd Division soldiers began preparing for an invasion.

THE BATTLE:

The Biafran 11th Division, which consisted of the 11th, 12th and 18th Battalions, was given the task of defending Onitsha. The 12th Battalion under Col. Mike Inveso was responsible for defending the area between Idah and Nsugbe, the 18th Battalion under Col. Assam Nsudoh was responsible for defending Onitsha town, and the 11th Battalion under Maj. Joseph Achuzie defended the area between Atani and Ndoni. The beaches around Onitsha were heavily mined and were backed up by Biafran machine guns and anti-tank weapons. Because the Biafrans had detonated the Niger River Bridge Gen. Murtala Mohammed was left with the decision of crossing the Niger River at Idah or making and amphibious attack on Onitsha. Gen. Mohammed disregarded advice from the Nigerian Army HQ in Lagos and chose to attack Onitsha head on. On October 4, 1967, Gen. Mohammed ordered Nigerian artillery to begin bombarding Onitsha. Eight days later Gen. Mohammed personally led a 10-boat armada carrying 5,000 Nigerian soldiers across the Niger River into Onitsha. The Biafran 18th Battalion resisted stubbornly but were forced to retreat in disarray. However, instead of pursuing the retreating Biafrans and occupying the town the Nigerians turned their attention to looting and burning the Onitsha Market to the ground. This gave the 18th Battalion time to reorganize and make a counter-attack. The 11th Battalion under Maj. Achuzie made their way up the New Market road while the 18th Battalion under Col. Nsudoh swung down the Old Market road towards Onitsha. Nigerian 2nd Division soldiers stationed in Onitsha were totally routed and most were either killed or taken prisoner. Undaunted, Gen. Mohammed ordered a 5,000 man reserve from Lagos to cross the Niger River into Onitsha but they were once again defeated. Gen. Mohammed ordered troops under Lt. Col. Ipoola Alani Akinrinade to make a third assault on Onitsha but were once again thwarted by the Biafran 11th and 18th Battalions. It was now when Gen. Mohammed realized there was no hope in attacking Onitsha from Asaba and he began the audacious task of heading towards Idah in the North.

12/09/2022
25/08/2022

HISTORY OF IGBO MASSACRE IN NIGERIA

Kano 1945 - Over 200 killed
Jos 1953 - over 150 killed
1966 - over 50, 000 killed
1967-70 - over 2 million women and Children killed in genocidal war.
Jos in 1945- Over 2000 killed
Kano genocide 1954 over 30,000 Igbos killed
Kano 1980 - over 1000 Igbos were killed
Maiduguiri 1982 - 1983 over 500 Igbos were killed
In 1984-1991 more than 1500 Igbos where killed.

THE ENMITY AGAINST NDIGBO IS DEEPLY SEATED IN THE HEART OF HAUSA/FULANIS OF NIGERIA

It is imperative to correct false propaganda making rounds in an attempt by every successive government in Nigeria to cover up this genocide. In 1953, when NIgeria Independent loomed, Ahmadu Bello, the founder of Gamji said: "We cannot fight to dispense of white masters only to be ruled by new black masters called Igbo. Even here in the North, they run the post offices, railways, civil service and they have taken up all the shops we create. Call them Igbo, but you can also call them Zionists, but we shall not relinquish the estate of our fathers to such wretched people who have never had an administration before." Source: 1968: the year that shook the world, by Walter Schultz.

In 1964, Major Gibson Jalo, after downing a bottle or two at the Kachia Barracks mess, moaned: "we are captives to this Igbos. We can never enjoy our new nation until we chase every single Igbo man out the North. For long, we had cried that these vermins, Igbo, must be removed from our soil. Now we have seen the result of our negligence. A new opportunity of reducing the population is here (the war)." Source: Last days of Biafra, by A. Madiebo. There are more. As a mere local Major, but substantive Captain, your boss, Sani Abacha strode into the Air Force Base Mess in 1966 and shouted at Col Jubrin, Air Force Commander: "It is our duty to teach the Igbos a final lesson and they will never leave their regions any more." Source: Last Flight, by A Okpe. Same Abacha implemented a PTF roguery repair of roads that gave the South East a mere 4 per cent when North West had 89 per cent, North East 92 per cent, North Central 72 per cent, South West 39 per cent and South South 35 per cent.

Through the regimes, virtually every airport in the North, including the one-week a flight Sokoto Air Port, are all international airports. When it was proposed to developed the Oguta Gulf as the best possible sea sanctuary for Europe bound vessels, Abacha flatly rejected it and drifted in his insane style to plans to dredge the Niger up to Bussa, which he never did. Do you remember the 'nya nya iska ni' episode in Kano. After the Kano killings and burning of Igbo business outfits, 1991, Kano princes tried to indoctrinate the almajiris on a pre-stated plea of ignorance of what they were doing. Those words meant, 'they did not know what they were doing'. It was Justice Ugwudike who queried it: 'who are 'they' for the almajiri who was speaking for himself. When pressed by an aggressive lawyer, he admitted that it was what he was told to say. I can go on and on. And now our president have threatened Igbo Nation.

Is it not idiotic to hold the opinion that Ndi Igbo would be better in Nigeria as a country? The only experience comparable to Igbo experience in Nigeria is the Jews holocaust. It would be foolish to ask Jews to stay and live in Germany because their lives would be better since Germany has been exorcised of Nazist. We have had our holocaust, we have experienced genocide of immense proportion executed with wicked intent, we have experienced starvation comparable only to the gas chamber. Why is the world still silent?

25/08/2022

KITCHEN TIPS From Africa

1. Never store Onions and Potatoes together because both produce a gas that causes either of them to spoil quickly.

2. Put two or three orange leaves in your hot palm oil on the fire. Let the leaves turn black before removing it. By then your palm oil becomes pure groundnut oil also giving your food a nice taste.

3. To avoid feeling a peppering hotness on your hands after cutting pepper with bare hand scrub your hand with salt and red oil then wash it.

4. If you happen to over salt a pot of soup, just drop in a peeled potato. The potato will absorb the excess salt.

5. If your Soup or Stew goes sour while warming it, add little piece of Charcoal and remove after warming, the taste will come back.

6. Never put citrus fruits (oranges, lemon, lime, etc) or tomatoes in the fridge. The low temperature degrades the aroma and flavor of these fruits.

7. When storing empty airtight containers, throw in a pinch of salt to keep them from getting stinky.

8. If your salt is becoming lumpy, put a few grains of rice in with it to absorb excess moisture.

9. To reuse cooking oil without tasting whatever was cooked in the oil previously, cook a 1/4" piece of ginger in the oil. It will remove any remaining flavors and odors.
Credit to owner. Hope you learnt something

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