The Watsonia Bugle

27/08/2025

20/08/2025

“Look, as long as the bloody Suns beat us by enough to get their percentage above Collingwood’s and kick them out of the top 4, not all will be lost for this year.”

A local Bombers fan is bravely preparing to celebrate a memorable 2025 season by bracing for not one, but two losses in this weekend’s final round. Long-time Essendon fan Neville O’Donnell claims i…

04/08/2025

Everybody needs good Neighbours…

25/04/2025

Mmmm, I’m loving it…

As the good people of Watsonia continue to wait with general indifference for the overdue completion of our new town square, a poorly hidden clue has accidently revealed a so-far unpublicised featu…

06/02/2025

Surprisingly, very few local residents predict the fancy new “town square” will become a weed-infested litter bowl within months of finally being completed...

The local community of Watsonia continues to be thrilled by the elongated process to build a town square that they never really wanted in the first place. As construction of the polarising project …

04/03/2024

Things have been a bit quiet at Bugle HQ lately, but we were recently interviewed on a food podcast to talk about our beloved giant dim sim campaign. It's called "Ingredipedia" and you can find the episode on Spotify via the link below...

Ingredipedia · Episode

08/08/2023

Accustomed to dominating the speculative conversation on the Watsonia Community Voice page, a friend of the pilot claimed he was “not angry, just disappointed”…

A Police helicopter pilot has reportedly expressed his deep jealousy at the headlines created by the space junk that fell from the sky last night. Accustomed to dominating the speculative conversat…

03/08/2023

Sure, it's a long name, but it kind of works...

28/07/2023

It’s beer o’clock…

27/07/2023

There were also discrepancies with coffee orders...

A recent top-secret livestock exchange between animals from Collingwood Children’s Farm and Edendale Farm has uncovered an odd disparity between the interests of creatures at the two locations. Sta…

25/07/2023

“We’re just spoilt for choice these days. Gone are the days when you only had four Aussie channels to choose from each night. And then wait a whole week for the next episode of a show you were into. There’s just too much out there now!”

A local dunce scrolled through multiple streaming services last night and still couldn’t find anything new to watch, so just chose some old sitcom he’d seen approximately 100 times before. Paul Hug…

24/07/2023

Feel like a snack?