One Wine Review

29/01/2019

🚨 SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE KLAXON 🚨 Like Lazarus and Eminem, guess who’s back? We have a delightful little treat for you, like one of those purple sweets from Quality Street. Come with us, back to 2017 and marvel at what life was like back then.

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Ta ta Winos!

Joe and Andy, two intrepid and silly friends, drink a bottle of wine each and watch a new TV show (at least one they haven't seen before) and review it. What ensues? Comedy, a plethora of unexpected guests, and some pretty angry/over-excited/incomprehensible TV reviews.

28/08/2018

Gaze into the wine and find your innermost truth.

Accurate.

24/08/2018

Winos! Season 2 has come to a close. And woo-wee do we have a treat for you! A true slathering of aural nonsense awaits, just for you, all tied up in a neat, yet not too ostentatious, bow We are joined by supreme guest Vicki Katharine wherein joy abounds. Also a special shout out to contributor Tom Lawson Jennings for a quirky tale. See you on the flipside.

Well the curtain draws to a close on Season 2. It drifts elegantly across the soundscape stage. The bows have been taken and a large amount of wine has been consumed. But an unanswered question remains. IS WINE HEALTHY FOR YOU? We sincerely hope it is. Otherwise next stop : GOUTVILLE! Population :

13/08/2018

🚨 NEW EPISODE ON THE HORIZON 🚨 IT GLIMMERS IN THE DISTANCE LIKE A DESERT MIRAGE. 🐪 🌵. UNTIL THEN HERE IS A GUIDE TO WINE 🍷 🍷

09/06/2018

Merry Weekend to you all!

25/05/2018

It is that time of the month again. Where a cornucopia of comedy is thrust into cyberspace to get all up in your ears. In this episode, Joe & Andy carry on watching Five Star Hotel. Following set patterns they get drunk and giggle like like school children who have heard the word 'hornswaggle' for the first time. If you are a fan of Joey Essex, maybe don't listen to the episode. We're a tad mean about him.
Drink along at home!

Scene. Ext. Night Time.  The Car Park of a Little Chef just outside of Milton Keynes. The two lads enter from opposite ends of the car park.  Their eyes meet. The smaller of the two is carrying a briefcase. They walk towards each other, slowly yet also sensually. Each footstep is u

14/05/2018

The winter has been long and lonesome. A deathly chill settled upon the land and, just like that, senior señors evaporated from the streets. Enormous bottles were whisked off shelves to stave off the bitterest of cold snaps, and so the geriatric gentlemen were left sitting in their homes, with nothing left to venture out for.

But the sweet sun is back! Bottles are bursting. WINE is flowing. Bald old men are dusting themselves down, clambering out of concealed cottages and facing the light. If you listen very closely, in the dead of night, you can even here the pitter-patter of ancient feet and glass on concrete; the maturest of men lug their hulking bottles of WINE around when most are asleep.

To make up for the prolonged absence of WINE and old men in your lives, we have an elated elder with not one, but two (!) bulging bottles. The smile on his face says it all. Just pure age and weighty WINE.

24/04/2018

Pack your bags, grab your socks n' sandals combo and slather thine self with a thick layer of sun cream. Joe and Andy take you on a special trip abroad to the most jumping joint in the Northern Hemisphere. The Five Star Hotel. Are the people who run it inept? Yes. We'll make that clear now. Get ready for tales of delectible pizza, misguided love for the Hobbit films and our jaunty new side kick Sweet Vermouth.

In this exciting episode  of 'Terrance Babbage and the Baker Boys', the boys discover the secret treasure of Rum Runners Cove and the true meaning of friendship. Meanwhile Joe and Andy watch Five Star Hotel.  They take part in the Reverse Crime of the Century, start a Boozy Book Cl

14/03/2018

Friends, Romans, Winos! Lend us your ears! For about an hour or so. We promise to give them back. Now we have a great episode for you. Join Joe and Andy as they eat chicken flavoured Styrofoam, become members of German Pop sensation Digital Rip and travel back in time to the days of Ancient Rome. They find time to drink wine and watch Bromans on ITV 2. (Spoilers: It's not great).

Podcast to a murdered son. Podcast to a murdered wife. Drinkers of all the wine in France. We are One Wine Review and servants to the God of getting wasted, Dionysus. And we shall do our review of Bromans. In this life or the next.  (SPOILERS: We do it in this life). We find time to drink w

09/02/2018

There’s a BRAND NEW EPISODE being put through the editing grinder at the moment but in the meantime here’s a FLASHING IMAGES WARNING promo where Joe Blunt and Andy J Smith make a techno band for the show, presented as ever by Podnose! Listen and subscribe: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/one-wine-review/id1227938197?mt=2

29/01/2018

Like the DJ Khaled of podcasts, we've done ANOTHER ONE! Andy, Joe and special guest Georgia Leanne Harris finally watch the critically dividing GIRLBOSS. Listen in for tales of whimsy, blandness, hernias, witty songs involving swears and a brimstone filled appearance from the King of Lies.

WARNING! This episode is pretty darn edgy. Some may say its . Its got so many edges we might as well call it a great-stellated dodecahedron. Yeah...THAT edgy. You know what? Screw the old hash tag, it sucks. How about ? Mmmm now thats a tasty hashtag. We're goddam edgelords. In t