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22/12/2025

'The Twelve Days of Crisis-mas' by The Shroudwarblers

20/12/2025

The Galactic Year In Review

30/11/2025

"We just couldn’t have predicted that a molten species perpetually on fire would start a fire like this," one Alliance official told Xenonion.

The Just Alliance’s annual strategic coordination meeting ended abruptly today after an Infernal envoy arrived and immediately combusted, leaving several delegates critically injured. The summit marked the first appearance of representatives from the Pyragg’Thul, a recently discovered species of...

25/11/2025

Area Fireplace Achieves Sapience, Immediately Demands Workers’ Rights And More Kindling

16/11/2025

Representatives from the Blorg Commonality have been left baffled after the Felid Star Empire renewed urgent demands for open-border access with the Commonality, only to make no attempt to cross the border once the request was granted.

Representatives from the Blorg Commonality have been left baffled after the Felid Star Empire renewed urgent demands for open-border access with the Commonality, only to make no attempt to cross the border once the request was granted. Blorg officials confirmed they had tracked a Felid fleet waitin

09/11/2025

“We are committed to maintaining procedural purity,” Chancellor Jeff Jeffpatine stated while addressing the Galactic Senate. “By vetoing the vote on vetoing vetoes, we have vetoed all potential confusion.”

The Galactic Council yesterday unanimously vetoed a vote on the ability of the Galactic Senate to veto Council vetoes. “We are committed to maintaining procedural purity,” Chancellor Jeff Jeffpatine stated while addressing the Senate. “By vetoing the vote on vetoing vetoes, we have vetoed all ...

19/10/2025

Pompous Purist Envoy Will Only Negotiate With Own Reflection In Mirror

11/10/2025

“I was ready to be torn asunder by eldritch entities from beyond the veil,” Zorak Pak, a frustrated Ferellian citizen told Xenonion. “Instead I get to commute into the office tomorrow. To have a meeting with Linda. Linda.”

The Ferellian Mandate has confirmed that the scheduled apocalypse has once again been pushed back to 2260, after three colony worlds were sacrificed to appease the End of the Cycle.  Self-described ‘Endbringers,’ the Ferellians have long promised to destroy this plane of reality by assisti

26/09/2025

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22/09/2025

“I SAID ATTUNE,” the mystical being harmonized discordantly, “NOT THAT I NEEDED TUNING.”

Issuing a rare broadcast across the Shroud, the Instrument of Desire has demanded psionic petitioners cease attempting to play it. The message, delivered as a deafening, hallucinatory crash to spiritualists across the cluster, also expressly forbade tapping, percussion and use of gong mallets. “I

14/09/2025

A senior representative for the Mindwardens has categorically denied allegations that the Enclave is involved in illicit Zro trafficking while addressing reports from the center of a giant vault filled with the shimmering psionically active dust.

A senior representative for the Mindwardens has categorically denied allegations that the Enclave is involved in illicit Zro trafficking while addressing reports from the center of a giant vault filled with the shimmering psionically active dust. “The Mindwardens only ask space nations for donatio...