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Xenonion is the galaxy’s leading news organization, offering in-depth analysis and coverage of all the latest news developments from your cluster. Founded in 2150 following a highly questionable merger between several media conglomerates, Xenonion now has a weekly audience of 14.6 trillion xenos, operating in over 3,000 languages including synthetic beeping. The award winning organization prides itself on providing news that informs, engages and empowers viewers via the galaxy’s most advanced network of orbital mind control satellites. Headquartered aboard the ISS Xenonion deep space black site, news bulletins are received from almost 40,000 journalists stationed across bureaus on every major planet, supported by a rapid response news fleet of Titan-class starships.

Great Wound To Reopen As Mini-Golf Course
16/08/2026

Great Wound To Reopen As Mini-Golf Course

I just assumed there’d be some sort of 30-day integration-free trial,” Glebsig governor Meblax told Xenonion. “Instead w...
26/07/2026

I just assumed there’d be some sort of 30-day integration-free trial,” Glebsig governor Meblax told Xenonion. “Instead we’re on some kind of Vassal Premium+ plan where, in exchange for surrendering all foreign policy autonomy and paying a hefty monthly resource fee, we get ad-free shared sensors.”

The Glebsig Foundation has entered its eighteenth month of trying to cancel a vassalage agreement officials insist was entered into accidentally. Glebsig representatives state they believed they were simply opening a proposed contract to review terms before somehow becoming locked into a legally bi

05/07/2026

The 'Unmoggable' Bioship

21/06/2026

[BlackHole] Hmm, better check at least 6 more times.

15/06/2026

Arkship Residents Issued Record 11.2 Million Parking Tickets For Idling In Restricted Zone

One More Hyperlane Will Fix Traffic, Officials Insist
31/05/2026

One More Hyperlane Will Fix Traffic, Officials Insist

A routine geological survey of the Leder System has uncovered what experts are describing as “a remarkably concentrated ...
18/05/2026

A routine geological survey of the Leder System has uncovered what experts are describing as “a remarkably concentrated seam of pure trade” embedded deep beneath the surface of asteroid LX-198.

A routine geological survey of the Leder System has uncovered what experts are describing as “a remarkably concentrated seam of pure trade” embedded deep beneath the surface of asteroid LX-198. Initial scans found no valuable minerals or strategic resources but did detect high levels of raw comm...

Efforts to distinguish between the various Darmug’s Strongholds have so far relied on increasingly strained qualifiers, ...
19/04/2026

Efforts to distinguish between the various Darmug’s Strongholds have so far relied on increasingly strained qualifiers, including ‘Darmug’s Stronghold (Original)’, ‘Darmug’s Stronghold (Definitive Edition)’ and ‘Darmug’s (Strongest & Most Favored) Stronghold.’

In a ceremony attended by confused envoys and visibly upset cartographers, the galaxy formally inaugurated its tenth planet named ‘Darmug’s Stronghold.’ The mountain world joins a growing list of planets spread across multiple space-nations that share the same name. “While each of the specie...

Virtual Army Accused Of Illegality By Using Aimbots & Wallhacks
12/04/2026

Virtual Army Accused Of Illegality By Using Aimbots & Wallhacks

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