Xenonion News

04/07/2025

“I honestly couldn’t even tell you who we’re working for anymore,” station commander Lin Varis told Xenonion, standing next to a hastily repainted empire insignia. “It seems like every hour someone new storms in and tells us we’re part of the resistance, the liberation or the resistance to the liberation. I just salute to whoever yells the loudest.”

Crew aboard the embattled ISS Dantor have issued a repeated request for clarity on ownership after the space station changed hands seventeen times in the last week. The station, originally belonging to the Yantunan Republic, has been at the center of a major conflict between the neighboring Tyznn

17/06/2025

08/06/2025

OR-9376E is one of sixteen asteroids across the local cluster that are currently hurtling exclusively towards the home-worlds of species that have not yet attained faster-than-light (FTL) spaceflight.

Early space-age pops on the planet of Aldarax are bracing for yet another ‘once-in-a-millennium’ asteroid impact, the fifth occurrence in as many weeks. The asteroid, named OR-9376E , was spotted tracking towards the home-world of the pre-spaceflight civilization early this morning. This comes o...

01/06/2025

“It’s been a challenge,” barista John Costa-Pret told Xenonion. “Customers are just giving me blank looks when I ask them to pay for their cup of zroffee with 0.000086 of a container ship containing a trade good of their choosing. One human tried to pay me with ‘vibes’ alone. I accepted, as the vibe was pretty strong.”

The Galactic Market has officially phased out the long-standing use of Energy Credits as a universal currency, replacing it with a new resource known simply as ‘Trade.’ The change follows the Galactic Community’s attempts to streamline economic activity by removing the concept of ‘currency,....

25/05/2025

[BlackHole] Please hold.

18/05/2025

Wilderness MegaCorp Opens New Branch On Planet

11/05/2025

“We had always operated on the assumption that one pop equaled, like, maybe a billion citizens,” census official Zarnax told a Galactic Community Committee today. “Turns out we just missed about two zeros off. Classic mistake.”

The Galactic Fact Office (G**O) has issued a formal apology after it emerged their census department grossly underestimated galactic population figures by a margin of several trillion. The mistake surfaced following a recent update of census systems, with officials discovering that each planetary .....

04/05/2025

Area Planet Contracts Humans

28/04/2025

The report, published this week in the Reddit Journal of Peer Reviewed Science, found that over 80% of developing Class-M planets now feel “inadequate” when compared to lush, geologically engineered peers.

A new study has warmed that the proliferation of Gaia World terraforming is creating “unrealistic and damaging beauty standards” for young planets. The report, published this week in the Reddit Journal of Peer Reviewed Science , found that over 80% of developing Class-M planets now feel “inade...

14/04/2025

Bioship Interiors Wet, Keep Making Gross Squelching Noises

07/04/2025

The composite Space Exchange Index (SExI) plummeted 38% and nearly 160,000ft as the trading floor fell out of orbit, the steepest fall ever recorded.

The Galactic Stock Market plunged on Monday, both in economic indices and orbital trajectory, after the space-station housing the financial institution clipped an asteroid. The composite Space Exchange Index (SExI) plummeted 38% and nearly 160,000ft as the trading floor fell out of orbit, the steep

30/03/2025

Galactic Senate Breaks For Another Short 10-Year Recess