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movie podcasts by a green blooded bastard. Twitter: & hi, i'm the green blooded bastard and i watch movies and comment on them.

my goal is to create a free weekly released podcast with special episodes every once in awhile. i intend to infuse a little humor, mostly positive criticisms and the occasional hate f**k episodes. i swear a lot, talk out of my ass and tend to be very tired when i record these. https://twitter.com/randomspock
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/randomspock
https://www.patreon.com/greenbloodedbastard

01/09/2025

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts : Green Blooded Bastard - The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard. This movie is about a character named Hitman who jumps around in space and time to make a film that didn't perform as well as the first one. Have I reviewed the first one or not, I can't remember?

25/08/2025

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts : Green Blooded Bastard - Forgive Us Our Trespasses

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming. Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently: coffee up her ass as Ben Affleck tea-bagged her, Gwyneth Paltrow

18/08/2025

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts : Green Blooded Bastard - The Blue Drum

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blue Drum. This film is a short joint that is fairly effetive for being only 16 minutes long.

11/08/2025

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts : Green Blooded Bastard - Freaky Friday (2003)

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freaky Friday (2003). This movie did the old switcheroo and hilarity ensues.

03/08/2025

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts : Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League. This movie did ninja and yakuza s**t s**t too, I guess! haha

28/07/2025

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts : Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Ninja

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja. This movie did ninja s**t I guess! haha

20/07/2025

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts : Green Blooded Bastard - Wing Commander: Countdown To Invasion

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wing Commander: Countdown To Invasion. So Freddie Prinze, Jr. gets off easy in this fan edit, but he's still a half breed as***le that can't act for s**t, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie. Saffron Burrows is still sexy and Matthew Lill...

17/07/2025

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I'll have to get around to doing these soon!

13/07/2025

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts : Green Blooded Bastard - The Waves of Madness

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waves of Madness. This movie is a side-scrolling video game in film form.

07/07/2025

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts : Green Blooded Bastard - Cleaner

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some f**king s**t.

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