BeachGrit

BeachGrit BeachGrit is the anti-depressive surfing magazine from the creator of Stab (Derek Rielly) and the author of Welcome to Paradise Now Go to Hell (Chas Smith)

We at BeachGrit take surfing like we take life. As anti depressive! We believe that surfers are in sore need of new standards which will release him from his confusion and place him once again in fruitful communion with the depths of surfing. BeachGrit is loose but we lead with a libertine moral code. We challenge you not to be tempted by our fast-flowing suction! Whatever you think of us, of our writers, and of our swinging attitudes, we promise you’ll never be bored.

Let's hear it for the astronauts!
07/04/2026

Let's hear it for the astronauts!

In today’s show Chas and David consider the practicality and consequence of teleportation, wonder why UK culture is so much better than the US through the lens of Ye, consider transitioning careers to join the Space Force, reflect on the best astronaut new story of all time, wonder why the aliens ...

Surfers and plank spankers unite over bad airline baggage handling
26/03/2026

Surfers and plank spankers unite over bad airline baggage handling

Surfers found common ground with guitar players and guitar enthusiasts, during the week, after a baggage handler went viral for abusing axes. The footage,

Kauai local Mark Zuckerberg dealt heavy blow as jury finds Meta "modern-day equivalent of ci******es"
26/03/2026

Kauai local Mark Zuckerberg dealt heavy blow as jury finds Meta "modern-day equivalent of ci******es"

Meta, née Facebook, founder, and Kauai heavy, Mark Zuckerberg was put on his heels, yesterday, after a jury of his peons found the social media giant guilty

Kelly Slater declares war on notorious troll following Satanism accusation
26/03/2026

Kelly Slater declares war on notorious troll following Satanism accusation

One of the worlds’ greatest mysteries, and no, not the West’s capitulation to aggressive religious militants, is why Kelly Slater, buck handsome, vast real

Sexy senior Laird Hamilton, 62, hailed as “the world's greatest longevity model!”
26/03/2026

Sexy senior Laird Hamilton, 62, hailed as “the world's greatest longevity model!”

The world’s sexiest over 60, San Francisco-born surfer Laird Hamilton, a man with enormous and deeply sunburned breasts and a nose as red as a turkey-cock,

Professional surf fans giddy after World Surf League reveals 80 million exist
25/03/2026

Professional surf fans giddy after World Surf League reveals 80 million exist

If surf fans were a movie, we would have tied Project Hail Mary's weekend box office numbers.

Israeli Surfer Who Cheated Death in Tel Aviv Strike Calls Out Kelly Slater collaborater Dan Tomson Over Bombing Joke
25/03/2026

Israeli Surfer Who Cheated Death in Tel Aviv Strike Calls Out Kelly Slater collaborater Dan Tomson Over Bombing Joke

It won't be a surprise to anyone if I say that I've got a few pals in Israel, a few I met on a couple of trips there, others who used to live in Australia but

Plagiaristic dolphin rips off viral Gabriel Medina Olympic surfing moment
24/03/2026

Plagiaristic dolphin rips off viral Gabriel Medina Olympic surfing moment

The opening bell of, well, Bells, is but days away. Our professional surfing heroes and heroines back in singlet for what will no doubt be a memorable season.

Surf world reels as Rip Curl dumps world champ Tyler Wright ahead of Bells Beach tour opener
24/03/2026

Surf world reels as Rip Curl dumps world champ Tyler Wright ahead of Bells Beach tour opener

Only three weeks after pocketing one-and-a-half mill from the sale of a redundant beach shack, Tyler Wright, the two-time world surfing champ, Olympian and

Gabriel Medina issues ominous warning to competitors ahead of Bells Beach return
24/03/2026

Gabriel Medina issues ominous warning to competitors ahead of Bells Beach return

The three-time world surf champ Gabriel Medina, long a thorn in the side of the WSL for his campaigns against white-on-brown racism and a judging panel that

Video: Israeli surfers narrowly escape death as two Iranian missiles explode in crowded Tel Aviv lineup
23/03/2026

Video: Israeli surfers narrowly escape death as two Iranian missiles explode in crowded Tel Aviv lineup

Just five days after shrapnel from an Iranian missile landed in the newish Tel Aviv wavepool, surfers in that gorgeous little city on the Med, bangin’ bars

"Boy Meets World" star applauded by core lords after advocating for the return of kook shaming
22/03/2026

"Boy Meets World" star applauded by core lords after advocating for the return of kook shaming

90s coming-of-age television star Rider Strong is using his platform to amplify a message core lords have been trying to push for years. The now-46-year-old

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