14/09/2025
HEMINGWAY ON M**H AND TEARS, ... AND ONE OF THE BEST FILMS OF 2025! HOLY F**KING SH*T! THAT WAS INTENSE AS HELL!!! 😲😥😱 (*no spoilers*)
After all these years (at one time George Romero was involved in attempting to bring it to the screen, then years later Frank Darabont, and others), Stephen King's THE LONG WALK has finally arrived as a film. AND IT WAS WORTH THE F**KING WAIT! Definitely gets my vote as one of the five to ten all-time best King adaptations - and I'm talkin' company with THE DEAD ZONE, THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, STAND BY ME, DELORES CLAIBORNE, and a few others. King's first completed novel (though not his first one published) was originally published in 1979 under his nom de plume "Richard Bachman", then later collected into that four novel tome beloved by King lovers called THE BACHMAN BOOKS: FOUR EARLY NOVELS BY STEPHEN KING. THE BACHMAN BOOKS also includes RAGE (a terrifying story about a mass shooter in a high school), ROADWORK, and THE RUNNING MAN. And in a twisted kind of way, THE LONG WALK as a novel is very (don't laugh or make that face!) "Hemingway-esque". What I mean is, ...
Long before Jerry Seinfeld and Co. made the phrase "It's a show about nothing" popular, Hemingway's stories were kinda / sorta doing that. Now, with Hemingway (and I guess, when you really think about it, with Seinfeld too 😄), the "nothing happens" part is really only on the surface. I mean, with Papa's THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA, there's mostly just Santiago out alone in pursuit of that ever-elusive huge marlin. But what he's thinking and feeling, and his philosophy of the world in general, ... as well as his place in it, ... is the actual "Yeah, there's a HELLUVA LOT going on here!" story. The same with one of my favorite short stories of all time, Hemingway's THE THREE-DAY BLOW - which is essentially two guys (one of them Hemingway's recurring alter-ego Nick Adams) who are stuck in a cabin as a big nor'easter blows in, and they have nothing to do but drink and talk. So, that's basically the story - two guys in a cabin talking. Y'know, nothing. They start out talking about baseball. But as they get more and more drunk, the topics turn to those of family, father/son relationships, life desires, women, responsibility, fear of not measuring up to society's version of a man, and more. And it's just fascinating as all hell! Kind of cool too that years after reading the story, I'd kind of live a version of it with a good friend with whom I worked at a Philly restaurant. It was during the still legendary "Storm of the Century" of the winter of 1993. His wife and child had gone to (I believe it was) Connecticut to visit her folks when the storm - which blanketed the entire Northeast with up to 30 inches of snow and ice in record time - socked them in. Businesses, schools, and everything else from Philly to Boston and beyond shut down. In fact, I remember walking through Center City Philly one morning - right where City Hall was - and it looked EXACTLY like the opening scenes of Terry Gilliam's 12 MONKEYS, ... EXACTLY!!! Anyway, ...
Me and Tony (my restaurant "brutha from another mother") lived about a block away from each other. So, I picked up some beer, we stashed it in the snow outside his front door so it would chill quickly, had some vodka, some wine, downed a bunch of tortilla chips and salsa, ... and by the time we got to the beer around 3:AM in the morning, the conversation had gone from the hot bartender at the place around the corner from our restaurant, to - just like the guys in the Hemingway story - family, fathers & sons, hopes and dreams, etc., etc. And THAT is why Stephen King / Richard Bachman's THE LONG WALK works as a novel, and THAT is why the film version, directed by CONSTANTINE, I AM LEGEND, and THE HUNGER GAMES Francis Lawrence works soooo f**kingly well too. Y'know, because they're really *not* about nothing. They're really *not* about fifty guys on a marathon walk in a not-too-distant-in-the-future, economically crashed America, doing so in the hope of being the proverbial last man standing who'll score a huge payday, ... and have one life wish granted. No. Yeah, that sounds like a lot more than "nothing" in-and-of-itself", doesn't it? And in the end the narrative *is* a bunch of guys walking and talking while doing so, right? But in the best "Papa" Hemingway, and best Stephen King manner (and King has done this "simple narrative on the surface" / "a helluva lot more going on below that surface, though" thing many times before - with STAND BY ME / THE BODY, MISERY, the short stories JIMMY DOLAN'S CADILLAC, GRAMMA, and many more.
As THE LONG WALK was King's first completed full-length novel, the characters are at times a little clunky - more in the way as to how he wants them to be representative of a cross-section of society: a cross-section of which, at his then very young age, he really didn't have too much of an insight into. The film version, scripted by STRANGE DARLING writer/director JT Mollner, nicely smooths these "bumps" over, assigns a few narrative tasks performed by one character in the book to a different character in the film, and changes the end of the book (for the better, not unlike the changed ending of Darabont's version of King's THE MIST, ... which King himself felt was a better ending), but which *still* remains faithful to the tone and thematics, ... and yeah, a great deal of narrative incidents, ... of / within the original novel.
From a filmic standpoint, THE LONG WALK is certainly one of the best-made movies of 2025 thus far (studio or independent). I mean, tonally-balanced-wise and more, just when things start to become a bit too unbearably tense, Mollner and Lawrence insert awesome bits of character-based humor which gives the audience a chance to breathe. Then just when you're wanting to wish death and disease on certain characters, there are these revealing moments of humanity that damn near brings tears to your eyes and helps you see that even the a**holes here have pasts and shattered parts of their hearts and psyches, ... y'know, kind of like what Hemingway often did, and what - if we really / actually take the time to see - is the case in real life too. At any rate, ...
With a phenomenal ensemble cast (one of the best in years!), incredible direction, some heartbreaking moments, and more, THE LONG WALK has not only instantly become one of my all-time favorite King adaptations. But it's surely for me (and I guarantee you it will end up on many such lists) one of the best films of 2025. And, oh yeah, ...
Good God! Mark Hamill is vile and terrifying as all hell, isn't he? And did you *ever* think you'd say that?, ... well, outside of his voicing the Joker in the animated BATMAN films and TV series. 😉
CEJ